Monday, October 30, 2017

A Happening What Kind Of Rut!

There are some good ruts too, most everything can be a flip flop at ones zoo. But been down that road. New streets need to be entered into rhyme mode. LRA we could call it. If you don't get that you haven't been around more than a bit.

What would happen if,
One didn't throw a tiff?
Instead they took a breath,
Realizing a different opinion doesn't mean death.

What would happen if,
One didn't board a skiff?
They decided not to run away,
And deal with things here today.

What would happen if,
One didn't take a whiff?
Realizing the manure of those flowers,
Are as hollow as Trump Towers.

What would happen if.
One didn't allow a riff?
Instead they talked it through,
With no, all the blames on you.

What would happen if,
One didn't follow lemmingss off a cliff?
They actually learned how to peep,
And broke away from the other sheep.

What would happen if,
One became far less stiff?
They allowed things to bend a bit,
Not thinking everything they did was a hit.

What would happen if,
One took a big long sniff?
Opening their eyes to the smell of shit,
Researching the truth before believing it.

What would happen if,
One didn't act like Biff?
Stopped being an insecure bully,
Embracing difference fully.

What would happen if,
One forgot about the hieroglyph?
Thinking of what is needed today,
Not stuck in the past at their bay.

What would happen if,
One forgot about the spiff?
Instead enjoyed who they are,
Ignoring the advice of a dumb movie star.

The cat has you all questioned out now? Did you know that many rhymes could go with if somehow? So many thoughts to ponder today that your brain may go boom at your bay. That would sure amuse the cat, as long as I was away from any brain splat. Or would that be splatter? Does it matter? More questions coming to pass. They sure flowed in mass. What if this blog were run by Pat or Cass? Yeah, they'd be far more boring than my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

53 comments:

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    1. On the road
      Missed the boat
      Back again
      #1 regained

      Hank

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    2. What would happen if Hank wasn't #1?

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    3. Happy Monday, True!
      The whole week to see through!

      Hank

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    4. Lots of times Hank wasn't #1
      The world still goes around the sun

      Hank

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    5. Around and around it goes
      Unless Hank runs over toad toes

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  2. I as a mother always talked through my kids problems when they were at home. Wish they would return the same to me now they are parents themselves.

    Great verse as always Pat.
    Yvonne.

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  3. A Happening What Kind Of Rut!
    Rightly to those who are smart
    What will happen
    To one who is open
    Answering questions from start

    Hank

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    1. The start is at hand
      Sure makes a different land

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  4. Good reasoning
    Keeps things civil.

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  5. Celebrities like to take advantage of their star position to voice their opinion, but it's just that - an opinion. Not fact or law.

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    1. Yep, that they surely do
      And the sheep believe it through and through

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  6. What would happen if?
    perhaps some differences could be resolved
    perhaps some problems could be solved
    with the what would happen if?

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    1. That many could be
      With the happen if spree

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  7. Would absolutely love if
    Instead of a riff
    People would be kind in a jif
    And never have another tiff

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    1. Would be better
      No more a hateful letter

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  8. Lots of things would be different
    If things didn't happen like that
    But then that would not be good
    What would happen to the cat?

    Betty

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    1. The cat would find something to say
      Even nonsense joins the fray

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  9. More people need to start sniffing. Wake up and smell the coffee.

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    1. That they do
      And sniff more than glue

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  10. what would happen in a perfect cat world?
    snooze all day

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  11. Oh no, not a different opinion, that will never do!

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    1. Nope, can't be done
      Soooo bad to give a run

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  12. Many rhymes goes with 'if' indeed.
    Ponder on things like a growing seed
    No limit to what to think about
    A thousands things floating south.

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    1. So many things can be thought
      Creating quite the plot

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  13. Different opinions are completely fine, as long as they agree with my own. Otherwise I'll go into a violent rage.

    Celebrity someone agrees with: Hey now, they're just expressing their opinions! There's nothing wrong with that! Good for them for speaking up!

    Celebrity someone disagrees with: Boo, they're just an actor that plays pretend for a living! No one wants to know what they think!

    I love the hypocrisy.

    (For the record, I don't care what any of them say)

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    1. Oh, but now you are shaming them in some way
      That is sooooooooooo bad to say
      Celebrity shaming at your sea
      Or Celebrity Agree-er shaming from thee
      Or whatever else rolls off the tongue
      Don't agree? I heard it from washed up celebrity so and so or some dung

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  14. Different opinions are what make life interesting...sometimes.

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    1. That they do
      Until they get driven down your throat by a few

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  15. If all that stuff happened, I would say sanity has returned.

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    1. With a touch of common sense
      Sadly all are dense

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  16. Try to rearrange it
    but you can't ever change it
    Go all "if this, if that"
    you'll go bonkers
    in fact.

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    1. Bonkers you will be
      But can be fun at ones sea

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  17. What would happen if we had no movies
    Would it suck or be the groovies?
    Hollywood is so beautiful, spiritual and sincere
    Like a gorgeous beacon, brings all good cheer

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    1. haha yep, oh so grand
      Burn it down and I'll give you a hand

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  18. I know we have all options happening at the same time. So all if-s fine! You always have alternative way just matter if you run or stay. Good rhymes at no times, but sometimes they chime.

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    1. Yep, all a matter of what you do
      Run or stay and fight on through

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  19. What happens if winter skips out, and goes right to spring ? Ifs can create lots of scenarios, ha ~

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    1. Ifs sure do
      I'll take no winter in view

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  20. What would happen if we started each day with a prayer?
    And remembered we're not alone, that God is there.

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    1. Could go many a way
      With the what if play

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  21. Had to roll my eyes over all the people bragging about deleting people off their friends list after the last election because those people didn't agree with their political views. Not very tolerant, I'd say. I don't want friends that agree with everything I say. How else are we supposed to learn and grow if we all just follow along blindly with each other?

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    1. Yep, much better with different views
      Who wants to share the same old news

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  22. Oh definitely, Orlin, I want your voice.
    What would happen if ... I would not rejoice!

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    1. Would not rejoice if we ran away
      And got rich at some far off bay?

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  23. The world would be a more boring place
    If none of this happened in our space.
    And if one thinks about it
    Comedians would be out of work, which I don’t like one damm bit

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    1. They would have nothing to say
      Would sure suck and have no replay

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  24. Enjoy who you are, don't be like the movie star?
    Now my dreams are ruined...

    kidding. ;) I could care less about the famous opinion.

    Loving the spin here!

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    1. Could care less you say?
      Hmmm forget a not there at your bay? lol

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