Tuesday, October 24, 2017

A Little Adding To Create Padding!

The cat will help you out today. I will make more sense of things at my bay. A cat helping humans at his sea. That is rather nice of me. Or maybe it is not with the additions brought.

You need to get a grip.
Of an electrified wire.
Feel free to give lip,
If you hair catches fire.

Go piss up a rope.
And let it hit your eye.
Nearby have some soap,
For that's not tears you cry.

No comments from the peanut gallery,
Or I'll give you an allergic reaction.
Then I'll take away your salary,
And leave you in traction.

Were you born on a raft,
Or just in the riverbank?
Either way, you're quite daft.
No go walk the plank.

If I must be Frank,
Or Tom, Dick or Harry,
You smell rather rank,
And you are rather scary.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't,
Or maybe you're just damned.
Take it back I won't,
Even if the door was slammed.

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush,
Or three in a tree or four in your rafter.
Or maybe five spurting crap from their tush.
That would provide no laughter.

Go pound sand up your ass,
Then stick in a giant plug.
That would hurt in mass.
The sand may even contain a bug.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions,
And the prying eyes of nosey Parkers.
The last gets no mentions,
Watch out for three headed barkers.

In for a penny, in for a pound,
But won't go in just any.
Do you think I a hound,
That goes around to many?

Hmmm, they may be a bit wordy and not stick. Some though are far more threatening and/or ick. Any additions you add to sayings that are used over and over again? I'm sure many have heard a ton at their den. But have you changed or maybe rearranged? I could go on forever with this pass. You humans provide a lot of material to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

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    1. Good Morning Hank
      #1 no walking the plank
      To that you can give thanks :)

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    2. Good morning True
      So far so good
      Been missing Blue
      He'll change his mood

      Hank

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    3. It's now 5 in a row
      Cautiously around the corner!

      Hank

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    4. Got the streak a going
      With another morning showing

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    5. He He He with an evil tone.
      I be creeping into your zone.
      Oh don't reach for your phone.
      Too late for the rattling bones!

      Boo Boo Boo

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    6. Creeping into a zone?
      Hmmm good thing you went with evil tone lol

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    7. Hank, Blue has disappeared
      Perhaps, looking for his shoe to reappear
      Maybe, he will wake up before the sun
      and give a one shoe number 1 a run..,

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    8. Doing his little course at his sea
      A time suck came to be

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    1. It's a double
      Hand-phone trouble!

      Hank

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    2. Phone came to play
      A double display

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  3. A bird in the hand is worth two bird-pooped hands.

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    1. Hmm they say if a bird poops on you it brings good luck, don’t believe it.. lol..

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    2. lol no one who got shit on says that
      Ever with the scat

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    3. It’s about as lucky as stepping in dog poo
      all you get is a mess on your shoe..lol

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    4. Then have to dig it out the tread
      Blah, rather stay in bed

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  4. I haven't added any, but here's one...

    Hank is #1 (that's used a lot)
    that guy is speedy fun!

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    1. Thanks Rosie
      Been most lucky!

      Hank

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    2. In comes Hank
      All others walk the plank

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  5. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure
    Will be nothing with what Kaykuala will endure
    When I get that number one spot
    Tommorrow at 6 am on the dot
    Numero two oh will be Kaykuala's lot.

    Doom Doom Doom, it's close to Halloween. Evil laugh follows.

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    1. Ann, #1 spot is an attraction
      But luck comes in more often!

      Hank

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    2. lol a threat now from your sea
      We shall see what comes to be
      She could sleep in though
      That evil laugh may have taken a lot out of her you know

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    3. But who will walk the plank?

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    4. Kaykuala shall walk the plank of despair when his number 1 spot is no longer there.

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    5. You need to be quick
      as Hank is #1 slick

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    6. lol good luck with that
      Better chew no fat

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  6. A penny saved is a penny earned. Nowadays, people don't even bother to pick up pennies off the ground!

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    1. Nope, leave them there
      Completely unaware

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  7. Around here, people say "Bless your heart." The unspoken ending to that is "You stupid fool." LOL

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    1. lol too foolish to know
      Or do they know at their show?

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    2. that's why I cringe when I hear it

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    3. haha cringeworthy you say
      Never gets said much near our bay

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  8. If a rolling stone gathers "no moss"
    Are you in with the rest of the sauce
    If a stitch in time will save nine
    Will your britches all hold up just fine

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    1. Maybe they'll fall down
      Then you can gather moss to avoid mooning the town

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  9. "You need to get a grip.
    Of an electrified wire."

    I need to use this with someone. lol

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    1. lol hope it doesn’t have a short and start a fire...

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    2. lol may end up bad
      If they try it at their pad

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  10. You need to get a grip
    lest you take a trip!

    Go piss up a rope
    you unenlightened dope.

    Damned if you and damned if you don't
    damned either way so do what you want!

    A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
    Just hang on tight, don't fall on your tush!

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    1. haha there you go
      A fine additional flow
      Unenlightened dope takes the cake though
      May have to steal that for our next foe

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  11. Ouch! No gripping electrified wires for me:)

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  12. I seem to say these days
    not going down that road again
    so maybe it is a bit redundant
    but that is how I tend.

    betty

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    1. At least you know
      So no repeat a show

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  13. Holy mackerel! I'm some stunned this morning! For the life of me I can't think of an addition. Have a good one, buddy! Hope your day's not cruddy!

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    1. You not able to think?
      The altitude bring you to the brink? lol

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  14. I think my parents said all of those. I know I've heard all of them. Though I don't use many of them.

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  15. I know the sayings, but have no additions. Some of these are very funny

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  16. I've been in many "Damned if you do, damned if you don't" situations.

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    1. Most are never fun
      Just want them done

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  17. You've no doubt heard that sappy line "Today is the first day of the rest of your life?" Well, I very rarely say that, but whenever I do, I invariably add "But then again, so was yesterday, and that sucked, too."

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    1. haha that is a good addition to make
      With the sappy retake

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  18. orlin N cassie...what de sam hellz wrong with yur dadz language two day.....damn burd in de hand

    faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    ☺♥

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    1. haha knew you wouldn't like that
      Where you are at

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  19. I have certainly heard most of these in my life! :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Seems they get around
      As many sure are found

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  20. Parkers? No, his name is Johnson.
    You are talking about Mr. Neighbor man, right? haha.

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    1. You mean you see him peeking?
      Those tighty whities aren't able to hide suck sleeking

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  21. Damned if you do, damned if you don't. I see that a lot recently. Screwed if you do, screwed if you don’t. Get the screw remover!

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    1. Unless it is the good kind of screwed
      Then the remover may just be rude lol

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  22. These are all things my mom and grandma used to say. Funny how sayings like this span many generations.

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    1. Many sure do stand the test of time
      Staying with us in their prime

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  23. Most true [Pat. Loved the verse although somewhat late in doing so.

    Yvonne.

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  24. Another day, another dollar...
    In the hole, I then holler

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  25. “Her eyes look like 2 piss holes in the snow.” “He’s as useless as a boar”s tits. He’s as useless as a dog’s hind leg. He’s not worth a powder to blow.” Some of my dad’s sayings

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    1. lol heard the middle two
      But not the others at my zoo

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