Tuesday, October 3, 2017

Be Strong Like Donkey Kong!

Flex and trot around naked as can be. There you go at your sea. He does have a tie I suppose. And he has nothing down there for when the wind blows. Anyway, back on task as I have the strength to ask.

Strength is great.
Those muscles are top rate.
Can't deny that.
Unless steroid freak's at bat.

But that's not all.
Nope, more to it at your hall.
At least with idiots around,
Making many a sound.

Yell and scream,
Like a fan of some sports team.
Yell louder than the rest.
That will pass any strength test.

Be a bully to all.
Push them into a wall.
That will show your strength.
Shove anyone in arm's length.

Fast talk for the win.
Do all others in.
Come out on top.
Sure not a flop.

Follow what your told.
Don't upset the fold.
Stick with what is known.
Don't throw a dog a bone.

Don't comprise one bit.
Who needs that shit?
You are always right.
That is strength day or night.

Always fight.
Always look ready to bite.
Argue over stupid crap.
Be sure and be the winning chap.

Don't listen to any.
Opinions are many.
But ignore every single one.
Even if a new way should be done.

The key to it though,
For super strength to show,
Is just one little perk.
Come be an all around jerk.

Are you like that? Flex such strength where you are at? I hope not. The cat may make fun of you a lot. Probably not in a nice way too. Hey, I have the strength to warn you. Pffft to such people at their zoo. They can go fight with what I left in the loo. Do you have the strength to break logs like glass? Now that would impress my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

55 comments:

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    1. That's 2 in a row
      Let it grow, let it grow!

      Hank

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    2. Let me quote someone really special:

      "Come out on top.
      Sure not a flop."

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    3. Thanks, been missing you, Blue!

      Hank

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    4. Top of the crowd
      Standing proud
      Onward you go
      With two in a row
      Hopefully no ninja or blue foe
      But you never know

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    5. Blue is ten feet deep buried in some online course he's got to get finished before X-mas.

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    6. Still two months and 21 days to go
      To have it fully in tow

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  2. Mustn't upset the fold at all costs.

    Great read Pat.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Have to keep it in sync
      Or they go to the brink

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  3. Be Strong Like Donkey Kong!
    Shove the barrels for a song
    Making fun
    of someone
    Not likely solve the problem

    Hank

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    1. Not much solving will come due
      With such nuts in cue

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  4. Bully, bully show your strength
    Sock em down at any length
    Show your narcissistic beauty
    Watch em run most every cutie

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    1. Maybe give them a kick
      Right where they have a umm wick

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  5. He's the first member of the DK crew!

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  6. That sounds like parents at a soccer game.

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    1. Glad I avoid those
      They'd become foes

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  7. Good Morning Hank
    Two in a row
    you weren’t slow

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    1. Haha why am I here I replied on top...

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    2. Good morning True and Blue
      Nice seeing both of you!

      Hank

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    3. Blue is blue
      Don't even have time to find my shoe

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    4. Need to invent time travel
      Just don't let things unravel

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  8. Dont have strength to begin with
    So cant flex it
    Need to tone up
    And become more fit.

    Betty

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  9. Always looking for a fight
    You just described the Left and Right
    Tired of the political fray
    Wish they would all go away

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    1. Wish they'd drown in a lake
      Or choke on a cake

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  10. I. kight not be that flexible! Hey, you can find the Donkeys at Marg's place.

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    1. Can hunt them down there
      As they eat grass to spare

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  11. I wield a pen. Preferred strength is words
    No physical blows

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  12. My strength comes from my brain, not my brawn.

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  13. Many fights seem to go nowhere. Humans just yell and don’t listen. I think cats are more mature than humans!

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    1. Yep, cats surely are
      See human stupidity, go to a bar

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  14. Are you describing Donkey Kong or Donald Trump?

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    1. Both start with D
      One has no ass and they other is one to see

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    2. haha had to look
      Hopefully not near his nook

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  15. Donkey Kong, eh? I never was any good at that game.

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  16. orlin N cassie

    a bullie lived in de nayborhood wear de FSG grew up; yea; that looooooooong ago...any way him waz all wayz tough.. then him dee sided ta get tuff with de little kids....

    one of thoz kidz happened ta bee de little brother oh FSG....by de time her waz done beetin de shitz outta him; him never bothered de kids again......bass terd

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    1. She taught him a thing or ten
      Never bothering anyone again at his den

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  17. It saddens me that bullying is in vogue again, as is fighting and not compromising.

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    1. Yep, back to the top
      The bullying crop

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  18. Sure have seen enough bullies in "right to free speech". Only persons who believe what the bullies believe have free speech. All the others get beat up.

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    1. Yep, the rest get the shaft
      Tossed out on a raft

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  19. I hate bullies...stupid, lousy shits. Hmmm...not sure that's strong enough

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    1. Yeah, may be insulting to stupid, lousy shits everywhere
      As they are far worse at their lair

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  20. Don't spend any time flexing- but I also don't like to fight. ;)
    ~Jess

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    1. No wordy fights
      Keeps one out of the lights

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  21. I prefer to make snarky comments. It's more fun to leave someone scratching their head than getting charged with assault.

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    1. Yep, that is the better way
      No jailbird at ones bay

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