Tuesday, October 31, 2017

Behind The Hedge Brings The Edge!

What could it be? Could it be a tree? What's behind the hedge? Maybe a ledge. You could fall off. That may make you scoff. But what's really back there? Don't you have to know at your lair?

What is it?
What will happen?
Holy shit!
You start flappin.

Or another.
Or a new word.
Maybe your mother,
All is absurd.

You didn't see.
You didn't guess.
How can that be.
Look at that dress.

It's so shiny.
It's so new.
Wow, it went tiny.
Can that be true?

You wait and watch.
Or watch and wait.
Grab that scotch.
Await the fate.

You finally see.
You finally gasp.
It came to be.
You loosen your grasp.

But you're still sitting.
Maybe even lying.
Maybe the gym you're hitting,
And a TV you're spying.

Poses galore.
Poses and more.
Poses of lore?
Whoops, no encore.

In the middle.
Leaned on back.
Lying with a fiddle,
Gutter gets no flack.

But what aren't you?
Not on the edge.
No matter the view,
That's behind the hedge.

Is the cat wrong? Do you sit on the edge of your seat like a ding dong? You actually sit up from the couch or recliner and watch the TV like a hobo eyes food at a diner? Do you really go to the edge? Is that an honest pledge? That would make humans move in mass. They seem far too lazy for that to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

52 comments:

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    1. That's 2 in a row
      Taking it slow!

      Hank

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    2. Back to the streak
      Here at my creek

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    3. No ninja attacks on Halloween? I'm disappointed

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    4. Guess his suit got cleaned
      So #1 was never screened

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  2. Interesting observations here Pat, must see how I sit whilst watching TV.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Behind The Hedge Brings The Edge!
    And not too far off from the ledge
    Was able to see
    Through the tree
    Being thankful for the privilege

    Hank

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    1. So are we
      Who needs the edge of couch or cat tree

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  5. No time for TV at my place
    But if I sat on the edge, I'd fall on my face!

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    1. Would stay awake
      If in that you did partake

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  6. Dont watch much TV at my home
    Remote is owned by hubby
    So I just leave ir alone.

    Betty

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    1. He takes control
      Giving the channels a stroll

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  7. slouched in the recliner
    that's the edge of oblivion
    maybe even snooze
    too lazy to fall off the edge

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    1. The cat was right
      Good to know at our site

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  8. I watch very little TV.
    But when I do I sit on the sofa
    As relaxed as I can be.

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    1. Relaxing is the way
      No edge of your seat play

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    1. Not one bit?
      No edge of your seat sit

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  10. I rarely sit down when I watch tv. I'm usually listening as I'm doing other things. But when I do, like for Game of Thrones, my world ceases to exist. I'm completely drawn into what I'm watching on the tv (or at a movie). I'm on the chesterfield with an afghan, and if something is scary, I'm peaking through my fingers. I may jump off my seat if startled. Laid back I am not! LOL Have a good one!

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    1. lol no laid back you
      Even when laying back at your zoo

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  11. I'm usually watching TV on the compute when I should be working! So I totally relate.

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    1. That work will get done
      After some fun

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  12. A tree? Now you're talking!!!

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  13. I sit back and get comfortable when I watch TV. I've never been an edge-of-the-seat kind of person, not literally.

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    1. Yeah, seems kinda dumb
      I want to rest my bum

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  14. I have no TV
    There's no edging for me
    I type camped on the floor
    Guess that makes me a bore
    Perhaps I should try the edge
    Like Sister Sledge
    But I'd rather not
    I like my carpeted spot.

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    1. Furry carpet on the butt
      Can't top that at any hut

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  15. ╠╣αppy Ѽ ╠╣αlloween
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    ┊ ┊┊ ┊┊ Ѽ ☻ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶
    ┊ ┊┊ ┊☻^v^
    .....┊ ┊┊٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶
    Ѽ ☻
    ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)

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    1. Nicely done
      Hope a good Halloween there is spun

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  16. I have sat on the edge of my seat.. haha

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  17. What if you go over the hedge? Do you end up in the animated movie of the same name? I'd love to meet Hammy the Squirrel. We have a lot in common.

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    1. Could turn into CGI
      Then you may even be able to fly

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  18. Halloween brings lots of scares
    Blood and guts and fall down stairs
    Vampires aren't my favorite friends
    Shivers down my spine it sends
    Scares me to the very edge
    Some even jump right off the ledge

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    1. Jump or push?
      Admit it, you nudge their tush

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  19. olrin N cassie...We gotta hand frum copee N paste heer two day …coz we canna sneek round on line… like we want… sew we R stopping bye ta say…. happee howl o ween…. N heerz ta treetz outta pumpkinz wazoo ♥♥♥

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    1. The FSG needs to quit
      That job is really being a pain in it

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  20. N hell.. we canna even spell.....ORLIN ~~~~~ sorree dood ♥

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  21. My ass knows how to sit on the chesterfield and would not bode if I tried to sit on the edge

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    1. haha on it is the way
      Not the edge at ones bay

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  22. I'm too old to sit on the ledge of anything. My chubby body needs full support.

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    1. My boney ass does
      Hates it just because

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  23. I'm a writer, of course I sit on the ledge, always wondering what to write, what to submit, how to chose exactly the right words.

    Confusing sometimes; but life is never boring behind the hedges.

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    1. Behind lots can see
      As what pops in comes to be

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  24. I am too old to sit on the edge or a ledge. Have a good day Pat.

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    1. haha stay on back
      Comfort doesn't lack

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