Monday, October 23, 2017

Sign Up With Me! The First Month's Free!

Get ready to be amazed. You will sure be phased. Phased by a whole lot. You'll want to pay for this plot. And pay and pay and pay. Oh yeah, it's free here today.

Sign up for access.
You can't make a mess.
Get all the great movies here.
"Great" isn't unclear.

We have Adam Sandler with us.
So great you won't fuss.
We have all the great ones.
Look, there are tons.

No, we don't have that.
Nope, that one falls flat.
Nah, those rights were taken.
Okay, maybe we are fakin.

Sign up for the best.
We beat all the rest.
We have everything you'll want.
Even subtitles with great big font.

Oh, we didn't get that one.
Nope, that one was too fun.
Nah, we couldn't buy the rights.
But forget keeping on the lights.

Sign up for even more.
We have so much in store.
You'll never be bored.
Your credit card info will be safely stored.

You'll get shows by the ton.
We've got every single one.
Every single one we could buy.
Whoops, did we tell a white lie?

Sign up because we're new.
We have plenty to view.
I know you heard that before.
But it is true with our encore.

See? Plenty to see.
You can trust me.
Sharknado is on display.
That must truly make your day.

And the first month's free.
Cancel any time at your sea.
Shhh we all still have your credit card.
But canceling isn't very hard.

Don't you love signing up for free? And then they ding and ding and ding thee. To get what you want you have to sign up for ten. May as well pay for cable at your den. Then you got sign ups for this, that and the other thing too. What's a poor credit card to do? Pffft I'll stay entertained by the singing bass. He is much cheaper for my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

58 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. That's 4 in a row
      What do you know!
      Nine minutes late
      And still made it!

      Hank

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  2. I'll sign up for free,
    Then you'll get ME! LOL.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Sign Up With Me! The First Month's Free!
    Without all the fuss to be duped easily
    Big promises offered
    To those who suffered
    Such gimmicks been sneaking in quietly

    Hank

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    1. Gimmicks by the ton
      As around us they run

      Delete
  4. Sign up for free, golly whoopy ding
    Listen to the warblers sing like Bing
    An extra month and always free
    But don't get stung from a honey bee

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    1. Stung and blown up
      Could become a hiccup

      Delete
  5. Right after Game of Thrones' season ends, one month free of HBO is totally worth it! Then you have to remember to cancel because there's not much else...

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    1. Yeah, that is the way to be
      Rest on that station sure isn't for we

      Delete
  6. I don't fall for that. Also, the one where you buy something for a year and they automatically renew it. They make it very difficult to figure out how to cancel.

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    1. Oh yeah, had one of those
      Bastards try to get away smelling like a rose

      Delete
  7. Hmmmmm
    7:22 Eastern Time
    Appears to be 8:22 blogger time.
    Hmmmmm
    Kaykuala may be four in a row
    I hope he knows it is not guaranteed
    That 5 is signed up
    I predict a doom
    Written in a long tome
    That 5 may be

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    1. Hope will make it, Ann
      It's a challenge!

      Hank

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    2. Changes where you are
      Time zones near and far

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    3. You are a most worthy opponent Kaykuala. I've been practicing typing 1! 1! 1!and forever.

      Delete
    4. haha practice to do
      Has to be done by you

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  8. I don’t like these places
    Sign up free is not true in many cases.
    Once they have you, it’s hard to break free.
    Here comes the fees, we should just let it be.

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    Replies
    1. Yep, can be hard to spring away
      As they want your pay

      Delete
  9. Photoshop subscription now must be
    Hate it like crazy, and it's sure not free!

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  10. Yes, I don't like those free offers either or the way that cable and satellite dish services always lure us in with a deal and then raise our prices outrageously. Great poem.

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    1. They sure jack it up with ease
      Then they'll blame it on the breeze

      Delete
  11. People sign up and then they forget to csncel
    And their money the company will get
    Who makes it impossible to stop
    Which causes one to fret.

    Betty

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    Replies
    1. Can be hard to stop
      Is in one's dough does drop

      Delete
  12. There is no such thing as a free lunch. I learned that lesson a long time ago. The fine print negates "free"
    Good poem. Happy Monday! (at least your blog is free to read!)

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    Replies
    1. The fine print gets you in the end
      Free here seems to be the trend

      Delete
  13. First month is great until they jack up the price and make you pay for it

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    Replies
    1. Yep, jack it right up
      Filling their golden cup

      Delete
  14. No thanks! The free sign up is easy; the cancelling is much harder!

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  15. Ha! This is so true. I remember when Netflix first started, and Troll Hunter was the only movie that was any good on there.

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    Replies
    1. Trying to suck one in
      Now it is at least better for a spin

      Delete
  16. I hate to sign up because I always forget to cancel-- which is exactly what they're banking on.

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    1. Yep, and laughing they go
      To the bank with their dough

      Delete
  17. Sign up now. Don't wait!
    You'll win a free fishing hook.
    All you need is the bait
    and the pole, lake, and string
    Why isn't that great?

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    Replies
    1. May even need a boat
      Doesn't it have your vote

      Delete
  18. There are very few sites I'll trust with my debit card info. And those companies that say the first month's free and they'll automatically charge you for the second month? I think they're hoping you'll forget about them and your monthly payments will just get lost in the shuffle so you never cancel.

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    1. That is their game plan
      That and the annual fan
      Save for our yearly annual sign up thing
      Next year you'll surely forget and we'll take your bling

      Delete
  19. orlin N cassie...onlee thing gettin paid for bye uz iz de DVDZ we buy....we cancelled caBULL yeerz ago N due knot even haz de what cha call it box ta get local tee vee any mor......due we mizz it......hellz NOE ! ♥♥☺☺

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    Replies
    1. We also don't have crummy TV
      And not missed by we

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  20. I don't often sign up for free because I know myself and I will forget the free window and wind up paying in the end. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. That is how it goes
      Taking bank accounts to new lows

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  21. No thanks because my credit card will be on fire ~ I read that this is a marketing ploy ~

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  22. I'll sign up, but will you automatically sign me up for a monthly subscription that I didn't see in fine print that will take me hours of phone calls, being put on hold and talking to people who can't speak English to get me off the dang thing? lol.

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    1. lol have you done this before?
      I'll have to work in a fee for canceling at my shore

      Delete
  23. I've heard that one month free ploy
    billing me extra, brings no joy...

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  24. It's been my experience that very little is free,
    There's usually a catch waiting for thee.

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    1. Waiting in the wings
      Among other things

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  25. Hah. They really do try to rope you in. There's getting to be too many choices of online video and TV. Maybe cable will drop their prices to compete.

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    1. Be nice if they did
      But upwards seems to be the bid

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  26. That's how Netflix roped me in. Free trial and then I never got around to canceling it even though I hardly watch any of their crappy shows these days.

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    Replies
    1. There is a ton of crap on there
      Some good stuff, but crap to spare

      Delete
  27. I never fall for such ploys.
    Once they hook you
    it is hard to cancel!

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