Monday, November 6, 2017

It's A Steal With Today's Big Reveal!

I am going to reveal all today. Yep, I'm already a nude cat at my bay. But there is so much more to reveal. So many secrets that this will be a HUGE deal. Get ready at your sea. Here are some revealing tips for thee.

Get ready one.
Get ready all.
Reveals have spun,
Here on my wall.

The Earth is round.
Wowee, so true.
I'm so profound,
Revealing it to you.

Grass is green.
But it can turn brown.
You are now serene.
You'll never again frown.

Bills come due.
Now that is surprising.
I bet you never knew,
They needed no revising.

Ribbons make bows.
There she blows.
It was so on the nose,
You'll tell the crows.

Phones can call.
They even let you speak.
Call anyone at all.
Especially if up shit creek.

Cars still need gas.
Unless electric you go.
What came to pass?
Two for one at my show.

Posters hang on the wall.
Damn, I'm a roll.
I should make one at my hall,
About this revealing stroll.

Doors open up.
They close as well.
Don't spill your cup.
I know my revealing is swell.

All are on the letter.
Signed and sealed.
Nothing could be better,
Than what's been revealed.

Aren't you so happy now? I revealed such things that wow. That has to make your day. I had these secrets buried in my litter tray. Pfffffffffft most of these so called revealing facts all over the net are common sense to even the average house pet. But they are ohhhhh so revealing because they were said by...who cares. I just revealed clickbait reveals things to get stares. Anything revealing you want to tell the blogland mass? Feel free and reveal it to my little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

61 comments:

  1. I am flabbergasted with your reveals Pat.
    Great post.

    Yvonne.

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  2. It's A Steal With Today's Big Reveal!
    And a privilege extended what a thrill
    The secret is out
    Life is all about
    Getting in to info with all the zeal

    Hank

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  3. Thank heavens for The Cat!
    I never would have known that!!!

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  4. Step right up, ladies and gents
    Reveal the mysteries in the tents
    Watch the snake charmer, dance and sway
    Whoops he's dead and the snake got away
    Too Bad

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  5. Loved seeing what you chose to reveal. Fun how you made every day things so interesting.

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    1. Can put a spin on most
      Here at our coast

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  6. My secret to staying thin? Eat right and exercise. You're welcome!

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    1. Straight and to the point
      Go you at your joint

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  7. Most young people have no idea phones can make calls. They just think they are for texting.

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    1. Sadly that is true
      As texting is all they can do

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  8. So much to reveal
    Busied the cat
    Now will it go splatt?

    Betty

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  9. Cars still need gas.

    until we learn how to use the Manbaby President's ego as a fuel. We could go to the moon and back

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    1. A return trip for all
      Except the manbaby and his wall

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  10. Cats are not graceful. That one will surprise a few though. Not us cat owners - we know they are actually clumsy little furballs.

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    1. Clumsy many can be
      Not quite as bad as dogs though at their sea

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  11. Thank you for revealing all this good stuff.
    Life sometimes can get very rough.

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    1. That life can be
      Had to be revealed by me

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  12. I'm glad you finally cqme clean!

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    1. Clean as can be
      Pat scoops after I pee

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  13. There's still a percentage of people who will argue that the earth isn't round. They're called "dummies."

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    1. That they are
      Must have stepped out in front of one too many a car

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  14. the big reveal - the emperor has no clothes

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    1. Tallwhacker for all to see
      Does it cause glee

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  15. Wow, good lifehacks! Did you know that you should drink liquids and eat foods? I always get that one mixed up.

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    1. Yeah, that is a hard one to recall
      And doing them both at the same time may really make your brain stall

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  16. You opened my eyes with your big revelations! But most of all, you are nude cat? Lol

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  17. My reveal? It's nothing compared to all that you've done here. And the comments have even more "interesting" revelations. Clumsy cats? Phones can be used to make phone calls? Cars still require gas? Astonishing.

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    1. Soooooooo revealing at my sea
      People are just so helpful to you and me

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  18. I'll reveal more
    of what's in store
    It'll change your life
    overnight
    and you will burst
    Pay me $2500 first.

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    1. What? No limited time?
      That is just a crime.

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  19. No reveals here,
    other than I always enjoy coming home,
    already ready for the next roam!

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    1. haha enjoy yet ready to go
      Hmmm something off there at your show?
      A conundrum maybe
      There at your sea

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  20. Common sense you say? So many people don't have that though. lol

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    1. Nope, they lost it long ago
      Or never had it to start with at their show

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  21. I would rather skip over winter and these dreary grey clouds ~ Keep warm Pat ~

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  22. I've seen clickbait articles with titles like "21 People You Didn't Know Had Died." And their list always consists of people whose deaths were very well publicized. You have to wonder who writes these things.

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    1. Yep, saw that one too
      Rolled my eyes and searched for something new

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  23. If they're kept in the litter tray I won't be scratching for more reveals at your place:)

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    1. Can dig with a scooper
      Even multitask and clean the pooper

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  24. I feel so much smarter just from this short visit.

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  25. I meant to come back sooner to comment on your IWSG post
    But alas, of my time I do not make the most.
    But instead I’m here for this telling reveal
    Some of your clever ideas I just might steal.

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  26. Thank you for those reveals, Captain Obvious ;) I seriously hate it when I follow a page on Facebook and then all of a sudden they start doing that click bait shit. Look, it's nice to make money, but if you are going to change your whole game once you get your followers built up and start pushing that click-bait crap, that's the second I hit "unlike".

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    1. Thankfully Farcebook I avoid at my sea
      But I've seen blogs that had them come to be
      So everywhere in between
      Stupid clickbait scene

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  27. I can't make nice bows no matter how much I try and I still have a home phone! How retro

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  28. Woweeee round it is
    As you're doing some big deal biz!

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