Tuesday, December 12, 2017

I Know, I Know Comes In A Row!

I know, I know. Know what at my show? I know what is best for each of you. Yep, I know it all at my zoo. I know it is best. It beats all the rest. It is best for each and everyone. It must be done.

Away we go,
With an I know, I know.
I know, I know.
An eye roll show.

This is best.
Has such zest.
I need no proof.
Don't be a goof.

Whelmed is bad.
Drives you mad.
Not in your mind.
But don't be blind.

I know, I know.
Not sure how though.
But I know, I know.
So just do and go.

Food you eat.
Meal or treat.
Eat what I say.
Put it on your tray.

Way you work.
Don't be a jerk.
Way you write.
This is how it takes flight.

I know, I know.
A similar flow.
Because I know best.
Forget all the rest.

You have your own,
Your own phone.
Your own body and feet.
Your own demons to defeat.

But I know, I know.
Because I say so.
Do it my way.
You'll never be led astray.

You have your own life.
You have your own wife.
But you'll eat crow,
If you ignore my I know, I know.

Pfffft to anyone who thinks they know what is right for you. Especially when they have no idea if it is true. Plus they haven't ever even gone through your crap. But oh, I know, I know comes from such a chap. Know any of the I know, I knows? Can find them no matter which way the win blows. Those are the types that I tell to go pound sand in mass. I know, I know, I'm not always a nice little rhyming ass.

Later all, have a nice fall.

48 comments:

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    1. That's 4 in a row
      Still a so so!

      Hank

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    2. Still on the go
      A streak shall show

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    3. Good afternoon True
      But where's Blue!

      Hank

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    4. Still stuck course making
      Gotta love the 9-5 partaking

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  2. What's the saying? Never criticize a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes.

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    1. And then away you'll be
      New shoes for thee

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  3. I think each of us know what's best for ourselves, it annoys me when someone tries to convince me otherwise.
    Great read and good to be back.
    Yvonne.

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    1. Annoys us too
      On them we'd like to poo

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  4. Usually means they have no idea!

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  5. Some like to think they know it all
    when they are thinking of me
    but a lot of times they are all wrong
    and that's all it works at my sea.

    betty

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    1. Wrong in many a way
      Toss em in the bay

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  6. I Know, I Know Comes In A Row!
    To know is just part of the show
    What is right about you
    Wanting not being blue
    Leave some of a kid's side-show

    Hank

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    1. Leave them behind
      Stuck in their own mind

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  7. I hate when someone tells me what I should do.
    It pisses me off and I’d love to say, “FU”.
    I hold my tongue and let them talk and talk.
    I think of them as parrots who squawk and squawk.

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    1. Parrots they are
      Too bad one can't hit them with a car

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  8. You think you know someone, what's your clue?
    Because he smiles, says hello to you
    You think you know someone you put to the test
    Don't even go there, just let it rest

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    1. Rest and toss the test in their face
      Paper cut them in a not so fun place

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  9. I look back at too many eye rolls I gave my mother. But guess what, she did know!

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    1. She could be in the know
      Many aren't though

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  10. There are an awful lot of them out there, for sure.

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  11. Just tell that to a parent who might say
    “I know” because she’s been that way
    But kids don’t listen, even when they’re grown
    Doesn’t matter how much a parent has known

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    1. Kids sure ignore
      Thinking they know it all and more

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  12. Well, I do know that you know I know you know!

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    1. Winter is coming
      He knows that drumming

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  14. I really hate receiving unasked-for advice, especially from those whop don't even know the subject they're advising about!

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    1. Yep, but the try
      Poke them in the eye

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    1. haha husband didn't rhyme
      At least not that time

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  16. I know I know
    not sure how though

    Haha sounds like something I would say
    But, I am usually right some days...

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    1. Knowing what works for you
      Works best at any zoo

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  17. orlin N cassie...what we DUE noe iz it WILL bee a cold day in hell bee for we even THINK bout eatin a bass terd crow ~~~~ trooth ♥♥♥

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    1. No crow for you
      What about turkey coming due?

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  18. Let's leave each other be ~ I am glad no one is nosing around business ~

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    1. No nosing about
      Sure won't make any pout

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  19. Gotta love unsolicited advice. Usually I just smile and nod. That's the best way to handle know-it-alls.

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    1. Unless they won't go away
      Then a shove out the door may come to play

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  20. Oh yes I know some “I know” people! I don’t correct or interrupt “I know” people. Just smile and let them do the “I know” thing. I know it’s the best way to handle them :-)

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    1. Let them do it and then walk away
      Or walk away first before a word they say

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    1. A little about a lot and a lot about a little
      Hopefully there is no spittle

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  22. ahh Pat some people always think who is "better"!for us but they dont have idea what we are living :) hugs to you

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    1. Nope, they don't have a clue
      So flush them down the loo

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