Sunday, March 26, 2017

A Little Sale That Won't Fail?

The cat has done the weird things idiots have bought. Do to with celebrities and religious stuff were most of the connect the dot. But then there are real life things as well. To find these combed through online ad hell.

Are you in need?
Come do the deed.
Just show your money.
Then all will be sunny.

Sunny and bright.
Come buy this light.
It shines like the sun.
I have more than one.

I'm the best deal.
Come in for a feel.
I mean psychic reading, silly.
There I'll tell you lottery numbers so you'll never get chilly.

This beats all.
Come buy Halifax Shopping Mall.
Hmmm I think I wasn't clear.
Buy should be by as you peer.

Got a home you're wrecking?
How about some used decking?
Not sure on the shape.
But it isn't warped like a grape.

How about that.
I have a Donkey Kong hat.
Only $40 for the thing.
It will make your heart sing.

4 Older barbies for sale.
Betsy's auction dude may hit the trail.
Did I mention there was an added word?
4 Older Nude barbies for sale you nerd.

Come and get tickets to a show.
What one? I don't know.
The pic is grainy and no details.
Could be a show discussing lunch pails.

Wanted: Stolen antique door.
Hmm should that be, looking for?
Otherwise the cops need no help with you.
As the slammer may soon come due.

And one for all I bet.
A slightly used lingerie set.
Hey, when you need a cheap thrill,
Maybe it will fit the bill?

Yep, they are all true. I found them there in view. I'm sure they might be sold by now. Hey, to some nut they may wow. If not maybe you can track them down. Want any there at your town? Sadly there was no singing bass. I couldn't get a spare one for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Saturday, March 25, 2017

A Little You Now In View!

After a whole 24 posts in one day from me I figured I'd show a little thee. What will I show? I'm sure you may know. Nope, not zombie feet. I guess you are left in defeat.

It's time for Spring Seeding.
After some dog pee it's needing.
I think we have a theme type thing.
With The Chicks of Spring.

It does start to get hotter.
Bring on the Grand Designs of Water.
Not being dry is a fine way.
It can lead to a Thankful Thursday.

Hmm maybe not with R is for Russia.
Those Russians may umm crush a.
Or maybe they will not.
With Thursday Movie Picks - Astronauts.

That could be a con.
But you Rock On.
Thinking too long may leave time wasted.
But not with COPPEE & PASTE IZ COPEED & PASTED.

Wow, they were sure screaming.
R: Ragman may stop day dreaming.
Thankfully it is not storming.
Thankful Thursday: It Is Warming.

Isn't that what I said?
Do you have an A-Z: Ragdoll sitting on your head?
Hair may go up some noses.
But it beats Death If But By Roses.

That would cause some strife.
An ode to The Oddness of Life.
Life can sure be poo.
Especially if you have The Rosiedoo.

Maybe you need to hitch a ride.
Hop the Railway with pride.
There you can listen to some tunes.
That would be Recordings for some loons.

Don't get left in a lurch.
That means R - Research.
Bah, that may piss off the union.
I guess 'R' Is For Reunion.

That may also get some hate.
Damn a simple Twist Of Fate.
At least I gave it to you straightly.
That is all for Around Here, Lately.

Can you tell on what day I went through the blogroll? Hint: R was being given a stroll. Find your blog post title among these ones? There were tons. Got the first 20 that came due. Good luck remembering at your zoo. Thanks for the rhyme blog mass. You make life easier for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Friday, March 24, 2017

Twenty Four Calls It A Day At Our Bay!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Author

And now comes the one,
That is the most fun.
For a new tale is spun,
As words flow by the ton.

The writing never stops.
Out a tale drops.
Then edit the word crops,
So in the end it is tops.

Marketing comes up.
But we pffft most of that.
Rather play with a pup,
Or pretend to be a cat.

Anywhere is your setting.
Anywhere your mind can go.
With the occasional cat petting,
Out a new tale shall flow.

And many have dropped.
I'm sure many more will.
The cat can't be stopped.
Sure not one to sit and chill.




























Post 24 of 24 is now done. I only showed a few covers as the post would go on forever with every one. Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Did you enjoy the jobs done by me? There are no more to go so no more questions will flow. Now go enjoy a restful pass as I'll soon be back the usual time with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Here Comes Twenty Three For All To See!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Cat Sitter

The look of disgust.
The stare of doom.
You they don't trust.
Things may go boom.

But you must obey.
Do what has been said.
Do it every single day,
Or they'll bite the ears off your head.

Feed them what was stated.
Warm it or whatever.
Don't leave them gated,
They are far too clever.

Scoop their litterbox.
Go and clean that shit.
They'll put holes in your socks,
If you miss even a bit.

They'll sit on your lap,
Taking the attention.
There they will nap,
Forget any bathroom intention.

Have you ever done this one as post 23 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 1 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Twenty Two's Now In For A Spin!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Yoga Instructor

This one was more a fill,
Did it one time.
Some butts in the air don't thrill,
As downward dog I chime.

Others aren't bad.
Hey, I can look.
No one got mad,
That my eyes partook.

Down and up,
Around and through.
From cat to pup,
So many poses come due.

Balance is key.
Bendy one can become.
But gas may fly free,
Right out many a bum.

Never thought of that?
Well now you know.
At least there's no scat.
Can you do bow?

Have you ever done this one as post 22 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 2 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Twenty One Is Ready As Posts Come Steady!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

House Sitter

Sit back and relax,
You won't do much.
Nothing will tax,
Not much to touch.

Check the locks.
Check the inside.
Throw off your socks,
There you can reside.

Live and sit.
Easy as can be.
Don't have to do shit,
Just clean up after thee.

Free everything,
Except maybe food.
Especially if at your wing,
You find food rude.

A simple task.
I'm sure that you've guessed.
There you can bask,
Just don't throw any party fest.

Have you ever done this one as post 21 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 3 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Twenty Is Out With A Shout!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Social Media Thingy

This I've done for a few,
From blogs to Twitter to Facebook...
I know the later is ewww.
So move on and don't look.

Simply post things to each.
Content is key.
Whatever is in reach,
Can work for thee.

Has to make sense,
If you want the pay.
You won't get two cents,
If they don't find it okay.

The end is easy.
Just post and keep up.
That can be pleasy,
Unless you hit a hiccup.

The creation is the work.
Getting it out there.
But it can be a perk,
And a worth while fare.

Have you ever done this one as post 20 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 4 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Nineteen Is Here Spreading Cheer!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Video Creation

You get the image stuff.
You get the tune.
You make sure you have enough,
And then create the cartoon.

That's mostly where I went.
I've done others as well.
But in the animated many pitched a tent,
And found them swell.

Voices lining up,
Can sure be a pain.
The slightest hiccup,
And it goes off down crap lane.

Backgrounds a plenty.
They can sure suck.
Especially if you have twenty.
Only using one you're in luck.

Hours for 30 second run time,
Can sure sound insane.
But make more than a dime,
So not a bad little train.

Have you ever done this one as post 19 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 5 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Eighteen On Tap With A Little Flap!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Accountant

For years it was done.
Paid many a bill.
Gave numbers a run,
Sure had my fill.

From debit this,
To credit that.
A number you can't miss,
Or it would fall flat.

Billing a ton,
And mailing it too.
The latter little fun,
As paper cuts came due.

Audit time nearing,
Asking for much.
The year needed clearing,
Counting and such.

Paying the bills,
And counting them twice.
Sure will get no thrills,
But that is the price.

Have you ever done this one as post 18 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 6 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Seventeen Is Here May Cause Fear!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Dog Sitter

A yap and a whine,
An attention seeker.
Annoys the feline,
Who is far more sleeker. 

They have to go out,
May still crap on the floor.
Then whine more about,
Unless you go to explore.

Then you may scoff,
As they give a good pull.
Your arm may fall off,
As they tug like a bull.

Have to feed and play,
Even sit with too.
They want you all day,
Or will use the house as a loo.

But the cat will play,
Teach them a thing or three.
Mutts won't scare me away,
On any mutt sitting spree.

Have you ever done this one as post 17 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 7 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sixteen Gets A Go With Another Show!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Rentals

Want to hear crap?
Give this one a go.
Rent rooms to any across the map,
And you'll create a foe.

Flappy came from it.
She'll hurt your head.
On and on about stupid shit,
You'll wish you were brain dead.

You'll get a nemesis or three,
As they whine at you.
Wanting this and that for their spree,
Mostly pyramid crap comes due.

But they are so cheery,
They want you to join.
They are almost eerie,
But they'll get you coin.

Moving tables and chairs,
Comes along as well.
The sound system may get stares,
As it was glitchy as hell.

Have you ever done this one as post 16 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 8 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Now On Fifteen At My Scene!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Programmer

When this one I think about,
I want to run away.
Not much was out,
So it caused dismay.

We're going back in ancient times,
When Encarta was the go to thing.
You'd be better off asking mimes,
There at your blog wing.

So this made that,
And that made this.
Got paid where I was at,
But it never brought bliss.

Tops sawmill crap,
Any old day.
But I give it a bad rap,
For it being old at play.

Now I may like.
As you sit and do.
Each key you strike,
The computer has more of a clue.

Have you ever done this one as post 15 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 9 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Up To Fourteen But No Canteen!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Ghost Writer

A vague clue you're given,
Not usually a good one.
Then the idea gets livin,
As the tale is spun.

Can get paid well,
Depending on the who.
But it may not be swell,
For no credit goes to you.

The money wins out,
Many a time.
No matter what it's about,
You can give it a chime.

Also stretches the skill,
Let's you venture out.
Money in the til,
Isn't all that it's about.

But go with non-fiction,
And you may want a wall.
For with such a depiction,
Head bash against it from the boredom of it all.

Have you ever done this one as post 14 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 10 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Number Thirteen Comes Onto Scene!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Car Driver

Easy to do.
Unless you drive like a nut.
Go from zoo to zoo,
Or would that be hut to hut?

Take one down,
Then switch it out.
Bring another back from town,
That's all it is about.

May have to fill one with gas.
Or maybe not fill.
Just enough of a mass,
To give the car a thrill.

All kinds you drive,
Unless you're like me.
Only automatic survive,
As from manual I flee.

But most aren't that.
So I watch out for a mountie,
Not wanting to fall flat,
Taking away from my bounty.

Have you ever done this one as post 13 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 11 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

In We Delve With Number Twelve!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Store Clerk

You'll see much.
More than you want.
Some memories and such,
May to this day haunt.

Like an ancient drunk,
Who likes little boys.
Had a big knife for that funk,
To cut off his umm joys.

The smokers galore.
They sure buy by the stack.
Young people trying to explore,
With Fake IDs at their shack.

Movies renters too.
With R rated ones.
The perverts come due,
As they buy tons.

Sit behind a counter.
Hit the register with ease.
Shows the end on the amounter,
Doing it is a breeze.

Have you ever done this one as post 12 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 12 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Now At Eleven And Well Passed Seven!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Editor

A turn about.
No longer writing.
May make some shout.
Could be bad lighting.

Or maybe commas galore.
That I've sure done.
Smart arse comments in store,
But all in good fun.

Goal is to better.
That is the end.
Right down to the letter,
Things may need to amend.

Then a re-check.
May or may not come due.
But with edits on deck,
It is barely ever through.

Then back to yours.
If a writer you are.
Can learn from such tours,
Bettering your sand bar.

Have you ever done this one as post 11 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 13 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

We're At Ten At My Den!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Filer

Want to be bored?
Want paper cuts galore?
Then where things are stored,
You'll love to do at your shore.

Rifle through paper.
The piles and piles.
There is no caper,
Just stick them in files.

Goes abc.. and such.
I hope you know that.
If not it may be too much,
When "the" becomes a stat.

Oh look, more paper.
It's there for you.
It will never taper.
Like the paper cuts coming due.

Then for a twist.
You'll need to search.
Search and find one missed,
Better off being Lurch.

Have you ever done this one as post 10 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 14 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Time For Nine To Align!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Tutor

If you know shit.
You're well on your way.
Helping make one a hit,
At the end of the day.

Teach and show.
Watch and do.
Blow for blow,
Things you knew.

Watch as they get it.
Watch for the nod.
From bit for bit,
To the full on pod.

Whether its science or math,
You can sure teach.
You'll suffer no wrath,
With a want to learn in reach.

Then take the dough,
A job well done.
Course no longer a foe,
As they give it a run.

Have you ever done this one as post 9 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 15 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

This Makes Eight Up To The Plate!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Blogger

Hey, it's a job.
One for which there's no pay.
But at least their's nothing to rob,
At the end of any day.

You just need to post.
Post about something fun.
At least have something viable at your coast,
Don't post that you have none.

Then hop and see.
See what comes to be.
Visit each blog tree,
And many will visit thee.

You'll have fun.
Seeing the world about.
Opinions will run.
Many things many will spout.

But if there's no joy.
You'll quit rather fast.
So avoid that ploy,
And for years you'll last.

Have you ever done this one as post 8 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 16 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

On With Seven Before Eleven!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Car Salesman

Can you picture it?
Pat selling cars.
Actually with a little wit,
Can sell to those on Mars.

Avoid the eye rolls.
Just nod and agree.
No matter what comes out pie holes,
Bite the tongue of thee.

Can tell if they string.
Can tell if they want.
Tire kickers are one thing,
Even Jevoha Witnesses will taunt.

The I'll be backs.
They come and go.
In boredom packs,
With its fluck all show.

But one shall come.
One shall buy.
Be their chum,
Even if it's a little white lie.

Have you ever done this one as post 7 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 17 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

On To Six And Pulling Out Some Tricks!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Wood Stacker

Need a fire?
No problem at all.
Don't burn a tire.
Give any old guy a call.

They see your pile.
They stack the crap.
It isn't too vile.
But will bore any chap.

Maybe a splinter.
Oh your poor hand.
How I hate winter.
Even if Betsy finds it grand.

So you pile and pile.
You rarely do another task.
You mumble all the while,
Doing just what they ask.

Did I mention you pile?
I think I already did.
Could go a damn mile.
Be careful what you bid.

Have you ever done this one as post 6 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 18 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Now We Move To Five Just To Survive!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Census Enumerator 

Do you want exercise?
Why then take this up.
But it would be wise,
To have a full water cup.

Also need thick skin,
For you'll be told where to go.
Some think it a sin,
And they let you know.

Others try to run.
Others think you a pest.
Some think it fun,
Treating you like any house guest.

Some won't come to the door.
Some you wish would not.
For dressing is a chore,
So naked they are caught.

You'll get a full eye.
Some better than others.
But man, few are sure spry,
For being grandmothers.

Have you ever done this one as post 5 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 19 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

On With Four We Take The Tour!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Lyrics Writer

Start a blog.
They see your rhyme.
Through the fog,
They drop you a dime.

Want a song written.
It's easy to do.
They are sure smitten,
So write something new.

The scheme is needed.
Meaning which way to rhyme.
Then it can be seeded,
With a simple chime.

Get down the words,
Repeat the flow.
Sing it to the birds,
Could create quite the show.

Then let it loose.
And get your dough.
Not quite a golden goose,
But can survive, you know.

Have you ever done this one as post 4 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 20 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

On To Three At Our Sea!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Babysitting

A rugrat or ten,
Are easy to please.
Playing mother hen,
Can be a breeze.

Or maybe not.
They could wail and cry.
Behind you they may plot,
To stab you in the eye.

Or you'll have to play,
Play games that mind numb.
With their little old display,
You may need some run.

Watch me, watch this.
A common phrase.
They are in pure bliss,
With a little praise.

But the worst of the worst,
May soon show its face.
When their TV thirst,
Turns to a Barney embrace.

Have you ever done this one as post 3 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 21 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Comes Job Two Here In View!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Income Tax

That time of year,
Is surely all around.
The IRS and CRA are near,
Or whatever tax bodies are found.

So you want to try?
You want to do taxes?
In the papers will fly,
I hope piles relaxes.

You owe, you owe,
You'll sure have to say.
Then what do you know,
You're the bad guy at play.

Not their dumb spending.
Nope, it's all you.
Some have a happy ending,
But those are a few.

Now on to the next one.
Be sure and get it all right.
For even when you are done,
An audit could be in sight.

Have you ever done this one as post 2 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 22 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

And One Will Start The Job Cart!

The cat is back to 24 posts in one day. Did you know I did that at my bay? If you don't you will soon. For 24 posts in one day shall come from this loon. One year movies, next you, next tv and next you. So now the jobs of Pat shall come due. He actually had 24. The cat never knew he had such a large tour.

Sawmill Worker

Ugg to the first.
I can say never again.
It was by far the worst,
Ranking a 0 out of 10.

But if you want to try,
You can feel free.
You'll get sawdust in your eye,
And anywhere you can pee.

Then you'll pile wood.
Then you'll pile more.
Make sure that is understood.
For it's a daily chore.

Then all you piled,
Will need to be bought.
Someone may want floor tiled,
So you'll have to load the lot.

Then plain the stuff.
Boring as can be.
Back and forth is enough,
To make me want to flee.

Have you ever done this one as post 1 of 24 is now done? Any jobs that are strange you've done at your sea? Are you enjoying the questions given by me? There are only 23 to go as the questions will flow. But they are the same with my 24 post game. So easy it shall be with each pass. I hope you can keep up with my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Thursday, March 23, 2017

A Big Year I Hear?

Here we are back to the number game. That is just so lame. Humans sure like numbers for this and that. Some sure have a head that is full of scat. No argument on that? I know you agree with the cat.

We have this.
We have that.
Some numbers are bliss.
Others like a gnat.

We've been there.
We've done that.
That you're aware.
Unless new to the cat.

But out comes more.
Another with blare.
She gave an encore.
She just had to share.

30 this year?
That's good for you.
30 is worth a cheer.
Lots of good will come due.

Err umm okay.
We buy that.
Yeah, like we buy a magic day.
I'm being a sarcastic cat.

30 makes magic?
Woweee, who knew?
I guess life is tragic,
When you hit 32?

Maybe 31 is bad.
Maybe 29 is the worst.
Maybe 28 fun is had.
Maybe 33 your brain will burst.

A maybe you see.
Many came to be.
All maybe from me.
The maybes can fly free.

The it will.
Fits no bill.
The it won't.
Sorry, just don't.

Que sera sera comes to mind.
But that's too hard for mankind.
Instead oh great things you'll find.
The nut was out of her mind.

Think any age will bring great stuff over the other one? Yeah, like magically things will get done. Pffft the only thing an added number does for sure is bring you closer to death. This nut ball sure didn't run out of breath. 30 was oh so going to be a great year. I think she left the poor guy in fear. No, it wasn't Pat or Cass. They are past that age like my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

The God Of It And By It When Mean Shit!

So Pat did a humorous post at his non rhyming sea and then this popped in for me. Both came about just as a thought and so we added to the plot. Of course we've dealt with such nuts too. I'm sure you've dealt with a few.

I've been working with God,
Which some may take as odd.
Some may be appalled others just enthralled,
As he's short, fat and extremely bald.

He saves little kids,
By taking off child proof lids.
He ignores all your wishing,
Instead deciding to go fishing.

He's always got your back,
Like any good heart attack.
He'll help when you say please,
Cutting you off at the knees.

But that's not a sin,
For as a team you win.
Isn't that poetic?
Or just plain pathetic?

The latter is the case.
But not the full embrace.
For he's so full of it.
And by that I mean shit.

Some may be offended
Not what I intended
At least that's what I pretended
As I really find it splendid

For he's so full of it,
And by that I quite simply mean shit.
Not the, holy, tough or hot kind.
There is only one he can be assigned.

With piles and piles around,
Growing larger with every sound.
Meaning he's quite full.
Full of shit with a side of bull.

So as he enjoys it,
Maybe even employs it,
Reaching for a hand he'll crap in,
As he let's shit happen.

Here's your final tidbit,
When dealing with the full of shit,
Don't stick your hand out to accept it,
And be mistaken for someone who gives a shit,

Ever meet such a "God" at your sea? This rhyme just came to be. Was fun to do as we know a few. Can sure see much of the full part in those we know. For of the full of shit part they glow. Can apply it to any you like if you want them to take a hike. The cat doesn't mind as they are out there in mass. So feel free to quote my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Round Fifty Six Brings More Clicks!

The search engine nuts trickle in still at my bin. A tad slow though. Good thing I'm ahead at my show. Some sure raise an eyebrow. Others are having a cow.

The cow won't fit

Told you so. I don't want to know.

sweetmook scat – girl eat dog shit

Do the two relate? What the hell at any rate.

painting of woman farting

They really want that. Farts and eating scat.

little jiggle juggs

And small boobs too. Picky at their zoo.

dragon tales feet

And big feet. Aren't they sweet?

big heads on ice

A killer on the loose? Maybe just watching a goose?

clocks turned ahead sucks

That they do.I can agree at my zoo.

movies on ice

Am I missing something? What's with the icy ring?

Top grosssy movie bad bgys

I hope they mean bad guys. If not, any idea how that acronym flies?

mixed legs in bags

The killer is back. Head and Leg Killer on the attack.

Cat TV for dogs

Is there such a thing? Dogs know the cat is king.

Hannibal players

Why you asking me? A mock killing spree?

ding ding ding hope I bring

Ding dang dong, you better not be wrong.

maxy production rates

I hope they are cheap. Don't get in too deep.

And the winner for this round must not like a hound. That or they are jealous of them all. Short,big, fat and tall. Maybe the cat should give butt sniffers a break. Then these nuts may not do a double take.

darn dog lick balls better thn me

I guess they have a frisky pup? I don't really want to know what is up. That could scare the cat a ton. From such people we will run. The search engine nuts sure have no class. I guess that is why they find my not so classy little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Monday, March 20, 2017

Back We Go Changing Flow!

Or maybe not. This is a done plot. But a switcheroo may come due. At least a new view. Maybe not from our zoo. Just crybaby crap that still fills the map.

Change we want.
Change we taunt.
Change we won't.
Change we don't.

Said that though.
That you know.
Been there, done that.
No repeat cat.

Change came due.
Today at your zoo.
A simple update.
Those we hate.

But code changed.
Maybe rearranged.
Out the old was tossed.
It had little cost.

Look another one.
Wow, change by the ton.
Updates every which way.
Change is here today.

A billion computers got it.
Or some other round number bit.
Hey, like you know how many computers there are.
Don't judge my lazy sand bar.

Let's apply that change.
It sure won't be strange.
Let's update buildings everywhere.
Billions of those there are to spare.

Whoops, take a 100 years to do.
Costs billions if not trillions too.
Hmm that change is too hard.
Let's go mow the yard.

Let's do cars too.
Billions of those in view.
Whoops, no one wants to update.
Damn that high interest rate.

Easy change check.
Hard? Not even on deck.
Oh, another update for me.
I'll update and change for free.

Did you ever think how much it would take to do a building change for all to make? That would take forever in a day. But then humans are lazy and don't even want to start at any bay. Damn the future that comes due. Let's stick with the easy at every zoo. Not sure what they'd update with such a pass. But that was just an example from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sunday, March 19, 2017

A Begin And End Kinda Trend!

The cat is about to begin a post. Doesn't that impress you at your coast? Nah, I didn't think so. You aren't impressed until then end of my show. Then away you can go. After you leave a comment though.

It's the beginning.
Time for winning.
Hmm or not.
That would be an end plot.

So time for the end?
Go around the bend.
Now you're a winner.
End of a wheel spinner.

Wheel of Fortune fame.
Still not an end claim.
Still have to pick a letter.
What could be better?

Don't answer that.
It was the stat.
You know the saying.
Buy a vowel to keep playing.

Beginning of the end.
Umm a mixed up trend?
How can an end begin?
Isn't it an ending win?

Could be lose too.
But can't begin for you.
A beginning is a beginning.
You can't begin winning.

I suppose you could.
But won't actually win at your hood.
That comes at the end.
Get the message I send?

No? Guess it's not the end.
Maybe it can seek an amend?
The beginning of the middle?
Hey, diddle diddle.

Don't diddle the wrong middle.
Nope, not a riddle.
That is the end of my advice.
Want to begin again it's a higher price.

Now we are near the end.
That won't offend.
But end of the beginning?
That is some kind of weird word spinning.

Are you at a loss? Maybe you need a coin toss. But that would be at the beginning. So I guess the end you are spinning. End of the beginning user? Beginning of the end abuser? You may be a tad wrong on that. But then I'm just a cat. I will now begin to pass some gas out of the end of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Saturday, March 18, 2017

A Can't Nap Takes A Lap!

Some humans sure wish they were a cat. We can sleep whenever and where ever we are at. You can't curl up in a cupboard and sleep. Well maybe if you are a child at your keep.

A baby crying,
Did that flying,
With the can't sleep,
At our former keep.

Now the human way.
Toss and turns at play.
That annoys the cat.
Why can't you lay flat?

Making me move at night.
I may grab a toe and bite.
But that isn't here nor there.
Maybe that isn't anywhere.

Can't sleep.
Light or deep.
Let's wake.
Time to partake.

Let's go and eat.
A leftover treat.
Isn't that yummy?
Fill your sleepy tummy.

Can a tummy be sleepy?
That may be rather creepy.
It would get all tingly and shit.
Let's scratch that bit.

Let's sit and stare.
You, eyes by the pair.
Blood shot and all.
Stare at that white wall.

Let's run around the block.
Bed head may leave some in shock.
But then the creeps will stray.
No slashers coming your way.

Let's play on the internet.
Bloggers are up, you bet.
Whoops, not a single post.
Damn it, I'll get #1 at the cat's coast.

Whoops, Hank got in.
Not sleeping is a sin.
Ugg, now it's time for work.
The sand man is a jerk.

You humans sure are strange. How does eating provoke sleep change? Maybe it makes you have a good shit? Does that help with it? Anything you do when sleep won't come due? Do you stare at walls at your zoo? Maybe you are a pill popper. Hey, I won't call a copper. The cat will now go pass some gas and easily fall asleep on my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Friday, March 17, 2017

Surprise At My Coast It's A Post!

Are you surprised today? A post is here and on display. It is here on a Friday. Also at 7 am it went on display. Or whatever time that is where you are. Surprise, we are too lazy to check time zones at our sand bar.

A surprise is due.
A post for you.
That you knew.
Which we've been through.

Through and done.
Oh, how fun.
Not one and done.
Two times is more fun.

Whoops, there's the gutter.
Surprise! You won't stutter.
You're heart may flutter.
Maybe a little pitter putter?

Wasn't that grand?
A flutter at hand.
All across the land.
Tune up the band.

Admit it to me.
Come on, show glee.
I know you were surprised.
It's like you were prized.

But not just that.
Nope, surprised is the wrong stat.
That is just the wrong way.
That's not how you say.

Unexpectedly surprised is right.
You didn't expect a post in site.
You were unexpectedly surprised.
More than even you realized.

Aren't you happy?
It's okay to get flappy.
Let your cheer show.
You're tingling from head to toe.

No need to lie.
A post caught the eye.
Unexpectedly surprised are you.
Admit it, you didn't have a clue.

What was that?
You were on to the cat?
Maybe I over analyzed?
Consider me unexpectedly surprised.

You weren't surprised one bit? Trust me, I knew it. Get where the cat was going with this not so surprising showing? Unexpectedly surprised I'm not. It's double the same plot. A surprise is not expected to come due. Therefore it is unexpected too. Why do you need to say it twice? Does it make the surprise twice as nice? Are you a surprised double dipper? Maybe an unexpectedly surprised shipper? Would that make it of the unexpurised class? Bah, sure beats my not so surprised little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Private Nut In A Rut!

The cat doesn't want you to know he has gas. Whoops, posted that in mass. Damn, I'm sure confusing there. I don't want you to know but I tell you at my lair. Get it? You will with this fit.

I want privacy.
That is my policy.
A cheat rhyme in my prime.
I'll do it more than one time.

Back to privacy.
Don't want piracy.
Can be avast any land lubbers.
That could piss off umm rubbers?

Trojan may not find joy.
Hey, could be a pirate toy.
A bit off track.
Back on the attack.

Piracy I want.
Those crazies can haunt.
Shouldn't tell what I do.
Oh no, that is so bad at my zoo.

Look at my funny pic.
Like and click.
Look at my fancy car.
I can drive that far.

Pics galore of my house.
Doesn't even have a mouse.
It is brand shiny new.
All there for all to view.

Did we mention we are going away?
Yep, will be away a week at our bay.
No one will be home at all.
Don't you love our shiny hall?

But we are going to a private place.
That puts a smile on my face.
It's in Bora Bora.
There we'll umm whora whora?

I'll be sure and show pics too.
There will be plenty to view.
Be sure and like each one.
Now away I go to have fun.

I want my life private though.
That I really do know.
Don't watch me NSA.
But liking my pic is okay.

Pfffft are you one of those? Whine about all the privacy woes? Then you go and post all the crap on the internet for all to see. Such people deserve what they get with their not so private "like me" spree. Hit with the dumb stick as they try and choose and pick. If you put it out in mass then you are less private than my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Wednesday, March 15, 2017

You Have It With This Fit!

You have a lot of it this day and age. You can be all the rage. It isn't that hard to do. You just have to get in view. Wait, it could be hard. But we will pull the non hard card.

You have it.
More power than spit.
You can do shit.
Every little bit.

Power to you.
Power through and through.
The power is true,
Whether on chair or loo.

The power to say.
The power to play.
The power to display.
The power to make a new way.

Just create this.
Create some sex video bliss.
That sure isn't a miss.
Morons will cheer and not hiss.

Play to fear.
Shake your rear.
Show it far and near.
People will still cheer.

Say something dumb.
You'll lay a bread crumb.
Many will beat your drum.
Cancer can be cured by gum.

Get numbers by the ton.
Then have lots of fun.
Say someone shot a gun.
Poof, you go from nobody to nun.

A saint you are.
Saved with a har har.
A pirate at a bar.
Whoops, lied from your car.

A simple click.
That was slick.
Take a pick.
Pull any trick.

You have the power.
Make all cower.
Do it once an hour.
No need for a tower.

Did you know you had such power? Damn, don't wipe it off in the shower. You can get the brain dead to follow you. All you have to do is put something in view. Then you'll be sure and win. All will follow your looney bin. It may end bad with such a pass. You may get loved by a cult mass. I'll stick to powerful gas. That will knock them out and keep them away from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Tuesday, March 14, 2017

A Hunt That's A Stunt!

The cat will never run out of posts at his sea. You humans make it impossible with your dumb spree. A new thing every day and you probably do them many a way. But today is the stunt of the witch hunt.

The witch hunt is grand.
Humans take a stand.
They use it across the land.
Let's give them a hand.

But oh dear.
They do it out of fear.
I mean look at that scary toad.
It tried to cross the road.

All road crossing toads are bad.
We need to kill them at every pad.
We can't let them live each day.
We need to end their road crossing play.

If we don't they might....might....
Who cares. They cause a fright.
Let's get them all now.
They will screw us up some how.

I don't need a good reason.
Those road crossing toads commit treason.
They need to stay by a lake.
Warts they may very well make.

So follow me.
End their spree.
Join the witch hunt.
It isn't a stunt.

Let's get those windows too.
They allow people to see you.
We have to smash them all.
They let nude people be seen at each hall.

The mailman told me.
We have to end this spree.
Windows and toads,
Smash and kill by the loads.

Don't forget sand.
That stuff isn't grand.
Cats use it to bury their shit.
We need to blast away every bit.

This isn't a stunt.
I'm being blunt.
I'll stand up front.
Join my witch hunt.

Pffft to dumb humans near and far. Have you ever joined a witch hunt at your sand bar? Do you think a toad crossing a road will get to you? Better not answer that if a yes comes due. The cat may give you a rhyming pass. Hey, it would be more fun for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Monday, March 13, 2017

The Exclusive Club In A Shrub!

The cat wouldn't mind hiding in a shrub. I could make it my hub. Bush #5 is already there. You can see it if at one of the headers your stare. But enough about that. Exclusive is where it is at.

Exclusive are we.
We merry three.
We may be lying.
No prices you are spying.

Guess we're average here.
An average rhyming rear.
We don't charge a fee.
So anyone can visit we.

But look at that...place?
Don't you want to embrace.
It's a run down shack.
In all want to pack.

Why is that?
It costs a mighty fine stat.
Yep, it costs $1000s to stay.
Screw that much better hotel across the way.

Anyone can go there.
Only a few hundred for that lair.
That just isn't right.
Only the exclusive ones see the light.

They stay in the shack.
Average we surely lack.
More like we have total crap.
But you aren't an average chap.

We got bad food.
Staff are rude.
Things may break.
Water is better in a polluted lake.

That is the way.
Exclusive we say.
If it doesn't appeal to you,
Then you can't afford it at your zoo.

That is our story and we're sticking to it.
We are exclusive and none of that average shit.
You'll want to stay for the exclusive alone.
So hit the bell and pay up at the tone.

We are oh so elusive.
Everything isn't inclusive.
But the evidence is conclusive.
All flock to the exclusive.

Do you stay at run down crap falling for the exclusive lap? Funny how they think that works and they don't have any perks. Just take your money and run. But hey, around you won't be the average by a ton. That has to be worth the extra money mass. Pffft says my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer. 

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Cross The Divides With The Besides!

The cat listened to a nut the other day. The same damn thing they did say. They said it 12 times and the I stopped counting. What was it that was mounting? I'll get there at my lair.

There could still be snow.
I hate that you know.
Know you do.
I just told you.

I told you before?
No need for an encore?
That's beside the point.
Did you hear about the butt joint?

Yeah, it really is there.
I know you really don't care.
That's beside the point.
Don't get your nose out of joint.

I didn't hold you at gun point.
I never hurt your wrist joint.
A new rhyme I should appoint.
But that's beside the point.

What was the point?
Do I really need to anoint?
Nah, that wasn't it.
Isn't this some shit?

There was a bear in the road.
It left a great big load.
That factored into what I was saying.
And look, you aren't even paying.

Should I charge for this?
That may bring bliss.
My wallet is in disjoint.
That's beside the point.

It can still fill.
Use it on a bill.
Who gets paper bills still?
That should be nil.

But that's beside the point.
Don't you love that hip joint?
That thing can sure cause pain.
Maybe that's a no pain no gain.

Some have said no pain no game.
That is really rather lame.
But that's beside the point.
This point I really should anoint.

Catch the point in all of that? Are you just confused by the cat? I could go on forever like some humans at my sea, but there are more important things to do for we. I never even got to the point that that saying was said a ton. There we go, all done. Don't you love the never ending roundabout way? Didn't that just make your day? But that's beside the point class. The butt joint better stay in for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

A Dog Eat Dog Treat?

The cat has seen many a mutt. They seem to invade my hut. I may invade theirs as well. Some I even find swell. Hey, I can chew on their tail and sit all smug as they wail.

Dog eat dog.
Not a brown log.
But dog eat dog.
Someone go through a bog?

Dog eat crap.
Check across the map.
Dog eat trash.
Check with its stash.

Dog eat shoes.
Check, may have had Blue's.
Dog eats roadkill.
Check, gets its thrill.

Dog eats litter.
Check, must be some bitter.
Dog eats leg of chair.
Check, eats the whole damn lair.

Dog eats grass.
Check, eats in mass.
Dog eats leftovers.
Check for many rovers.

Dog eat dog.
Nope, maybe a frog.
Does a frog look like a dog?
Confused between dog and frog?

Hot diggety dog.
You blamed a frog.
The frog that ate a dog.
Whoops, bad eggnog.

Reverse that.
Cat eat cat.
Who says that?
No one where they are at.

Like a dog with a bone?
Have to say it at the tone.
Human eat human though,
Has been done you know.

Don't want to offend cannibals everywhere?
So dog eat dog gets said out there?
Quite the dog and pony show.
Pony = cat? Damned if I know.

I suppose if dogs eat grass then they are eating all other animals in mass. Unless you get turned to ash then they are just eating trash. Used that saying at your sea? Makes little sense to me. Dog kill dog has come due indeed. But they don't really eat each other at their feed. But then it proves dogs are dumb enough to let humans get away with such sass. Never happen to a cat like my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Friday, March 10, 2017

The Stupid Are Coming So Start Chumming!

Ready to get chummy are you? You humans like that through and through. Follow the one with the loudest yap even if it is a trap. Look at you go, flushed without a blow.

All alone.
Hold the phone.
A nut chimes in.
Eating is a sin.

Goop through a tube.
Fits many a boob.
Don't need lube.
Comes in a cube.

Wow, that's great.
All can relate.
Save cats, dogs, cows, rats, monkeys and man.
Good for even a happy cannibal fan.

That is the way.
The loud mouth idiot did say.
We all have to agree.
Let's join in from sea to sea.

Why not join?
Costs little coin.
Everyone else is doing it.
Can even suck out your shit.

Wait a second there.
I was not aware.
That could poison me.
McDonalds is the best eatery.

Everyone follow me.
You're only charged a minimal fee.
That is the best diet.
You sure should try it.

Oh what was that?
You could get fat?
We can't have that.
We make like a cat?

Pissing in an elevator is the ticket.
No one anywhere will picket.
It gets the McDonalds right out.
There is no need to shout.

Come now and follow me.
I am right you see.
Goop in a tube is so yesterday.
Hurry up, and don't stray.

That sure went into strange land. Hey, I had to let the stupid get out of hand. You humans sure follow stupid people near and far. Are you with stupid at your sand bar? I hope you have more sense than that. But if you want, piss in an elevator like a cat. I heard that line on TV as this came to pass. So it was worked in by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Thursday, March 9, 2017

Repeat That Where You're At!

There is sure many a way for humans to have their say. That we surely know as they give it a go. Most of it rather bland. Like the "repeat that" used across the land.

Can you repeat that?
Nope, not me.
A one said and done cat.
Sorry if I talk too fast for thee.

Can you repeat that?
Wow, deaf and dumb.
Go chew some fat.
Now I'll just hum.

What?
That your best?
Quite the rut,
You put to the test.

What?
Who cares.
You're a nut.
See my glares?

Not to mention.
Been there, done that.
You get repeat attention,
As you chew that fat.

Not to mention.
Oh, go bite me.
You just want attention,
As it will be said anyway from thee.

You said it.
That I did.
Every little bit.
Don't flip your lid.

You said it.
This I know.
You like repeat shit.
Go watch a repeat show.

You're telling me.
That the cat is.
Go fall in the sea.
No repeat biz,

You're telling me.
Okay, I'll tell you.
Go and live free,
Dunk your head in a loo.

Use any of those ones at your sea? I'm betting they get slipped in from time to time for thee. The what Pat has used a time or ten. He must have a low attention span at our den. Now I'll go listen to the repeat singing bass. At least he asks nothing of my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

Wednesday, March 8, 2017

Which Is Fact With The React?

The cat has seen a few. They crop up at any zoo. Whether near or far they can sure hit like a car. Maybe literally too. Look both ways when a street is in view.

Do you shriek?
Do you run?
Maybe just squeak?
Dial 911?

But for what?
Following me yet?
Mind in a rut?
Yeah, I'm a confusing pet.

Did you freak?
That was bad.
Mind in the creek.
Not an emergency to be had.

Unless literally there.
Hannibal took it out.
Even cut your hair.
Brain swimming like a trout.

Would you ewww?
Would you walk away?
What would you do,
With an emergency at play?

Do you have a fit?
An arm is chopped off.
But who gives a shit.
It makes you scoff.

Are you all about me?
Call 911 about you?
Poor pitiful thee.
You are about to spew.

That is so bad.
Arm chopped off can't be worse.
Your emergency is had.
Maybe you just curse?

Calmly pick up the phone?
Calmly say what it is?
Shriek at the tone?
You sure like that yelling biz.

Wait! You dialed 911?
You are being attacked?
Wow, that spider made you run.
For the hospital you better be packed.

Act calm and do what needs to be done? Or do you shriek and run? Do people really shriek like in every single show? It's a dead guy, oh no. A killer is coming at you, shriek and stay in view. Pffft just hurts the cat's ears in mass. I'd rather do just about anything besides shrieking off my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.