Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Listed Hate By The Crate!

The cat has seen it a time or two and I'm sure you have at your zoo. I seem to say that a lot. I guess I see things better than a robot. Maybe more need glasses? Bah, can't stop the contentment of the sheep masses.

Look at my list.
It's not to be missed.
What? You hate it?
Don't throw a fit.

My list is great.
It's top rate.
Don't question my list.
There is no reason to be pissed.

Now I'm pissed too.
How dare you question what's in view.
My list is simply the best.
It beats all of the rest.

They are the top ten.
Top ten places to make a den.
Top ten places to visit when there.
There is no more room to spare.

How could I have missed that?
Bah, I think that is scat.
I have never been there.
So it can't even be a spare.

How could I miss?
Bah, there is no bliss.
This is my list.
It's not to be missed.

It is the end all and be all.
Don't give me a cat call.
Here you will have a ball.
Any other you will stall.

My opinion is right.
I have a list in sight.
You are just questioning me.
My list is the best spree.

Best list for living.
Best list for forgiving.
Best list for fishing.
Best list for wishing.

All top ten.
Best for all women and men.
No additions allowed.
My list draws a crowd.

Ever see such nuts that get in their list ruts? They pick top ten to use and then some other nut comes to abuse. Why didn't you add this or that? They are really where it is at. Then the list maker gets in a huff and claims the best stuff. Around and around it goes in mass. I'll stick to listing how humans are nuts to my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

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    1. Got it fortunately
      Been crowded lately
      More the merrier
      Nice being here
      Where all are friendly

      Hank

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    3. Not crowded today
      As you get the #1 display

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    4. Hank got in twice
      Twice as nice
      True slept late
      no #1 fate

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    5. What bloggers would make the cat’s top 10?
      Inquiring minds want to know.. haha

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    6. Hank got on in
      As you slept at your bin

      A list from the cat?
      We'd rather make fun where we are at

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    7. Sleeping late
      Is a normal trait
      It's ok
      Tomorrow's another day

      Hank

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    8. That it will be
      And we shall see

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  2. As always a most entertaining verse Pat. Thanks.

    Yvonne.

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  3. I'm a nut... in a hut...
    old rhyme my boys used to sing.
    I won't finish it. Sillies. :)

    Here to say good mornin'

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    1. haha won't finish it for the cat?
      Geez, hope a great morning is had where you're at

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  4. Unless it can be measured, every top ten is just an opinion.

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    1. Every single one
      Should be taken just for fun

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  5. top ten blogs - and now, debate....
    I like so many, it's tough to hate

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    1. Unless they have nothing to say
      Then you can hate their bay

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  6. Oops, I've been on a list a time or two!

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  7. Cracks me up every time! People will get offended over anything!

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  8. Top ten lists I’ve compiled here and there
    But hopefully I’ve never put on such an air

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    1. Doubt you would
      With any top ten at your hood

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  9. List for best snowflake on the pane
    Just try harder, it's in vain
    Give it your little lacey spin
    A snowflake never has a twin

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    1. So best get to looking
      So no best gets mistooking?

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  10. I don't think anyone can top Belva's comment ~ funny and brilliant. I haven't written or argued over a top ten list, although I've been sucked into reading a few. Top ten reasons for staying out of cow pastures? That might be fun! LOL

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    1. She had a great one indeed.
      lol never will let that go now at your feed?
      Another reason I hate snow
      Be glad when it does go

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  11. Lists are subjective that is for sure. :)
    ~Jess

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  12. People get so picky over their lists.

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  13. Some people think their opinion is fact.

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    1. That they do
      And most of them have a loose screw

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  14. orlin N cassie...hay if itz fishin listz ya want, itz fishin listz we got...let uz know if ya want salt water fresh water ore frozen in de food stor ~~ ☺☺♥♥

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    1. We'll let you know when we have a fish to fry
      Then the list can fly

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  15. funny about lists , you always cracks me up!
    BTW a list is a list lol lol

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    1. That a list is
      Glad it was grand as I gave it a whiz

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  16. Listed Hate By The Crate!
    They come all in big dreads
    Let them be
    A look-see
    Not something to be afraid

    Hank

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