Monday, January 1, 2018

New And Shiny However Tiny!

The cat has done the new a time or two. So let's give the shiny a view. Can double up as well. Isn't that swell? Double up with you humans making fun as around after a light cats run.

Shiny and new.
Forget the two.
Sticking with shiny.
Now don't get whiny.

Oh look, a light.
Dark in night.
I'll case the spot.
You laugh a lot?

Jokes on you.
Have you got a clue?
Light costs 5 bucks.
That much? Ah shucks.

Yeah, breaks the bank.
5 less in your gas tank.
Around the light I chase.
Have to catch its shiny embrace.

But so do you.
Sorry, it's true.
Mine costs five,
So you'll still survive.

Yours way more.
You sure won't soar.
Could buy a new car.
But nope, shiny won't get you far.

Look, a shiny little rock.
To it you humans flock.
Oh and now it can linger.
A shiny 10K ring on your finger.

Wowweeee.
Just look at thee.
You got a shiny rock.
I'll let you get over the shock.

Look, it's jewellery and such.
Wow, it shines more than a touch.
You buy the shiny stuff by the ton.
It sits in a box not seen by anyone.

1000s more spent.
Now you live in a tent.
But you got your rock so shiny.
Wow, 10K sure buys something tiny.

And you make fun of cats. Are you humans dingbats? I think I answered that. 5 bucks to chase a shiny light and exercise a cat. 10K bucks for a shiny rock to sit on your finger. I think we need to go to a bell ringer. Yep, the cat wins this time. You humans must have lost brain cells during evolution to your so-called prime. Enjoy such shiny things that resemble glass? Pffft is all you'll get from my non-shiny little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

77 comments:

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    1. On top once more
      As 4 comes ashore

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    2. Starting the year right
      It's with some delight!

      Hank

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    3. Who will be the first to topple Hank in 2018?

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    4. We shall see
      As Hank stays on a #1 spree

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    5. Blue and True
      Strong when they choose to!

      Hank

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    6. That they be
      From sea to sea

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    7. Hank knows it's true
      As true as True and Scooby Blue :)
      Number 1 Hanks will always be
      In the place to be
      I know... that doesn't rhyme
      If I were a monkey I'd climb...

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    8. A cheat rhyme
      Do it from time to time

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  2. I have every respects for cats.....I love them.
    Enjoyed the verse Pat.
    Happy New Year.

    Yvonne.

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  3. New and shiny takes the cake
    Wins the game for goodness sake
    Gather riches by the score
    Get some more and more and more

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    1. And then when the shiny loses its shine
      Go to the banker and whine and whine

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  4. New and shiny always deserves a good whap! Happy New Year from all of us at Brian's Home!

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  5. Cats like to play with sparkly things
    like bracelets, necklaces, and golden rings.
    But in the end what they really think is good
    Is a big bowl full of kitty food.

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    1. That they do
      Suck it back and then on to a nap with a view

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  6. Lots of free things sparkle, and those are the best to enjoy. The cats are right as always, where are our priorities? Not where they should be. Sending catnip, for a really happy new year at your pad.

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    1. Our priorities surely are out to lunch
      The cat enjoys the nip by the bunch

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  7. I've never had a cat but I'm sure they find a lot of play with.

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  8. Happy New Year!
    My tree no longer sparkles,
    I took it down today

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    1. Took it away
      No sparkly things in your display

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    2. Hello True!
      How are you?
      And where's my shoe?

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  9. And speaking of shiny....did you hear about that planet made of diamonds? Now that's a serious rock:_)

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    1. haha heard about that at my sea
      Surprised some billionaire hasn't gone after it for more on their money tree

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    2. Sandra, hello!
      Still watching the Kitty Cat Show?

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  10. My cats’ shiny coat and eyes that shine in the dark are so much more beautiful than a piece of rock!

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  11. My tree is down and put away. The bottom strand of lights stopped working and it drove me crazy. :)

    Happy New Year!
    ~Jess

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    1. haha one way to get it done
      Bottom lights ruining the fun

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  12. Shine on for 2018 ~ Happy new year Pat and the cats ~

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    1. Hopefully it is shiny
      And no voices come that are whiny

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  13. LOL shiny and bright 2018. Though the part about cats really made me smile. Saw lots of cat pictures on facebook.

    Sandy's Space

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    1. A lot there are
      Shiny 2018 will hopefully come to every sand bar

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  14. 10k on rings both my sons did spend.
    Seems like big bucks on the ring
    is definitely the trend.
    My set was $600 or all three rings
    but my marriage didn't last
    guess I should have went for the bling :)

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    1. At least then you'd have something to sell
      Then walk to the bank and laugh like hell

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    2. Rosey, in the place to be
      Happy new year to you from... me :)

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    3. Happy New Year to you too, Blue. :)

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    4. Rosey returned
      A happy earned

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  15. Oh yeah, Happy Jan. 1 to you! :)

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    1. Thanks indeed
      Hope a great year is had at your feed

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  16. A gem of a post
    From the friendly host
    It has a certain ring
    All shiny it bring.

    Happy 2018
    We're living the dream.

    Gary, Gary, nary contrary...

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  17. The cats love the shiny red light
    The run and jump with utter delight.
    I’m a magpie as I like shiny and glitter
    But, seeing my cards, you would concur

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    1. That we sure knew
      But that is a fine shiny at any zoo

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    2. Happy today
      Greetings come what may

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  18. Oh shiny...squirrel...distractions
    yep, I'll go to the light
    Bling
    New Year ring
    and now back to reality...the light dims....
    Cheers

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    1. The light dwindles away
      When the real world is at play

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  19. My husband lucked out with me because I don't do shiny bling. Chocolate on the other hand wins me over every time and is much cheaper.

    Happy New Year!

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    1. Yep, cheaper to buy
      As long as diabetes doesn't fly by

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    2. Theresa Dear
      Always here
      Give her a cheer
      Maybe a beer
      She wanted to give me a couple of pounds, you know
      Not the money kind at her show

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    3. Well Blue, I'll eat the chocolate, you can have the pounds that goes with it. Sound like a fair deal to you? Let's make it happen ;)

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    4. Got the next great thing there
      Bottle it and go into business at your lair

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  20. New And Shiny However Tiny!
    More expensive than ordinary
    If on the finger
    It stays longer
    It'll make young couples happy!

    Hank

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    1. The young ones with no idea at all
      As they dance at some hall

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  21. It's only cheap, tacky jewelry for me
    A Cracker Jack necklace brings me glee
    Gimme a three dollar mood ring,
    I'll dance and sing.
    Forget the real stuff,
    I like fake, shiny bling.

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    1. Fake and shiny wins the day
      Cheap and more money to play

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  22. I like a few bling things but not too many!!!

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  23. The bling
    On my ring
    Cost less than my shoe
    But has more sentimental value
    Than the car I drive
    And all the stuff in my hive

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    1. That is the way
      Let sentimental, at least most times, win the day

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