Saturday, January 13, 2018

No You Don't But No You Won't!

They cat just loves this one. Oh it is such fun. You humans can never seem to say what you mean. Instead you have to make some weird scene. What the heck is up with that? Your brains full of strat?

Can't stay whelmed.
Fluck that being helmed.
Instead lets confuse.
Light that fuse.

Fuse is lit.
Wait, you didn't do it?
That's okay by me.
You don't have to at your sea.

Did you do that?
Don't chew the fat.
You were supposed to.
Now go make it come due.

You don't have to though.
Nah, later you can give it a go.
Maybe even tomorrow.
It won't bring sorrow.

Didn't it get done?
Why are you out for a run?
I thought you would do it?
Don't make me hiss and spit.

You don't have to.
That is fine from you.
Listen to me and smile.
There is no "to do" pile.

What? It's not done?
You went and had fun?
How could you do that?
Are you really a dingbat?

You don't have to answer me.
I'll let that one be free.
Free to sink into your head.
Think about that in bed.

What? You went to sleep?
What hours do you keep?
Why wasn't it completed?
It must end up deleted.

You don't have to.
That is a fine view.
Just let it sit there.
You don't have to care.

You don't have to comment or read this. You really can miss. You don't have to do a thing. You don't have to believe me at your wing. Don't you love the don't have to? Know that it really means you better at your zoo? At least most of the time when it comes to pass. But you don't have to believe my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

46 comments:

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    1. Not today
      Hank got there any way

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    2. I don't have to work 12 hours a day.
      I don't have to beat Hank at your bay.
      I don't have to win 100 grand.
      I don't have to touch that Bora sand.
      I don't have to love Star Wars 8.
      I don't HAVE TO MAKE JOHNSON EAT A SKATE.
      I DON'T HAVE TO GET ALL UPSET!
      I. DON'T. HAVE. TO. PLACE. MY. BET!!!
      IN. THAT. STAR. WARS. CASINO. SCENE!!!!
      Um... do you now what I mean?

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    3. I don't have to know
      I don't have to though
      I really don't have to
      Time to give Star Wars 8 a view?

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    4. Put 8 in a crate
      Burn it and ditch it is the sea
      In the place to be

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    5. Geez, no love?
      Off a bridge you shove

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  2. Thank you Pat
    And the Cat
    Now #1
    Is done
    It's fun,you bet!

    Hank

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    1. Did you do it?
      Did waiting cause it a fit?

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  4. Humans really are pretty good at not getting things done!

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    1. That they are
      Do it every day near and far

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  5. Have to do or don't to do
    Does it matter looky loo
    As one dear to me used to say
    Things come out right any ole way

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    1. Until they come out wrong
      Then some may not sing along

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    2. Things turn out right
      that sure is true
      But the path to right
      can take a few ;)

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    3. That it will
      Some lefts may not thrill

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  6. Do it.
    You don't have to.
    What are you waiting for?
    We're all waiting on you.
    Do it already.
    What's wrong with you?
    Make up your mind.
    Confusion is due.

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    1. Haven't you finished yet?
      Isn't every goal met?

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  7. That reminds me of when people say "You need to..." What better way to say "I'm ordering you to..." without actually saying it?

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    1. Yep, they work around it
      But when they aren't watching, pfft to the need to shit

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  8. I don't have to and sometimes I don't
    and sometimes I just won't, just because
    I have a choice...

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    1. That you do
      Hopefully it doesn't come back to bite you

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    2. That much is true...
      but, sometimes I want to...

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    3. haha a good bite
      In the darkness of night

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  9. Love those words "You don't have to ...!" I've spent too much of my life doing "have tos!" It's been a relief to let a lot of them go. All the best to you, my friend!

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    1. Be nice to let them go
      With the 9-5 show

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  10. Too much plotting, not enough doing.

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    1. And around it goes
      Creating more woes

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  11. No You Don't But No You Won't!
    Up to you really and not to moan
    You need to?
    Then you do
    Show them you're not to be conned

    Hank

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  12. My problem is that I find it too easy to do nothing far too often and ignore my growing to do pile.

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    1. Hmm maybe make it hard to do nothing at all
      Take away the chairs at your hall lol

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  13. About my “to-do” pile at work...I really wish someone would tell me “you don’t have to”!

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    1. haha that would be grand
      Can you spread it across the land?

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  14. My motto last year was just don't do it. Now, it's the opposite. Just get it all done so you don't have to worry about it anymore.

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    1. That's they way we roll
      Get it all done and then laziness can take a stroll

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  15. This sounds a bit like my mom
    And this attitude seemed real dumb.
    Oh well, I think I might have done this once or twice
    Or maybe even thrice.

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    1. We all may do it a time or two
      Trick is not to let it stay in view

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  16. Enjoyed this late read Pat. Great verse.

    Yvonne.

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