Monday, January 22, 2018

That Is A Need For It To Take Seed!

In order to do this or that humans sure become full off umm scat. Or maybe full of placebo and such. Anyway, they are sure off a touch. Not including the rugrats though. We're talking grown humans that show.

I can't write.
Nope, not one bit.
I don't have sunlight.
Can't do it without it.

I can't write.
Nope, not at all.
My chair isn't right.
My poster isn't on the wall.

I can't drive.
I just can't.
I will never survive.
I need my stuffed ant.

I can't drive.
I won't be able to.
I'll take a nosedive.
I'm not wearing something blue.

I can't play.
Nope, not in the least.
For it's Tuesday.
The day I lost my copy of Beauty and The Beast.

I can't play.
Nope, not today.
I lost my way.
A sign not to play.

I can't fly.
No planes for me.
I will surely die.
This morning I didn't pee.

I can't fly.
Not on your life.
It will crash and fry,
Because it's the birthday of my ex-wife.

I can't write.
No a single word.
I need my lucky kite,
And I need to see a bird.

I can't rhyme.
No, not today.
I need to see a mime.
Whoops, I rhymed anyway.

Do you think such umm stupid things at your sea? Need some comfort or "safety" item to get things done for thee? BIG difference between can't and don't want to. Funny how you humans can placebo yourself on cue. Can't write means you lost both arms and feet. Then you can't at your side of the street. Otherwise that is all in your head like getting out of the wrong side of bed. But to each their own as they need their little hula lass. I'll keep on because I can with nothing but my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

59 comments:

  1. I can’t be first
    But I’m not the worst
    Thank heavens I can write
    Puts more smiles in my sight

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    1. Good way to be
      Smile with glee
      Even at three
      Comment still flies free

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  2. I can't write, the words won't come
    Good thing I have another job, or I'd be a bum ;)

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  3. Humans are really good at that can't thing, but they have had lots of practice!

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  4. I guess that just means humans are a superstitious bunch.
    Do they make stuffed ants?

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    1. I've seen stuffed ants as dog toys
      Humans are superstitious indeed to get their joys

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  5. I was also wondering about the stuffed ant?

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  6. Aw. A no-play day? Hope tomorrow is more fun. :D

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  7. absolutely true. The moon must be in the seventh house..or something like that

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  8. I would like an ant that's stuffed
    Make it round and fluffed and puffed
    It could sit right by my side
    When I drive twood be my pride

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    1. The pups may have another story
      Could chew it up in all its glory

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  9. I think I can I think I can I think I can

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  10. Haha! I'm going to look for a stuffed ant ~ Perhaps that will help me overcome my anxiety at driving on the freeway. Too much car trauma in my past. Perhaps a stuffed lobster would be just as effective. I think I have one somewhere. Have a good one, Pat!

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    1. haha the lobster may work
      Unless it claws you, then it's a jerk

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  11. We all need to re-read The Little Engine That Could."

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    1. Some very well should
      But not sure they could

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  12. I can’t said the ant
    You can said the plant

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    1. The plant then had a snack
      Protein it didn't lack

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  13. Now, I feel silly thinking I needed a new spot for my desk to really get into writing.

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    1. haha whoops, did the cat do that?
      We just couldn't keep it under our hat

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  14. Hey where's my lucky kite? Heh heh.

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    1. Watch the lightning strike
      May make all take a hike

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  15. The worst ones are the ones who say with glee
    "I can't do blah blah blah. Do it for me!"
    Like "I can't drive, so give me a ride."
    Now were it a hot office, I'd surely abide.

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    1. haha have to ride them out
      Put an end to any drought

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  16. orlin N cassie; we canna fly N iz ever sew thanx full for it ....N we canna drive but due any way....roadz canna bee any werst with uz KNOT on de road than they all reddy iz
    ♥♥♥☺☺☺☺

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    1. haha may not be much worse
      Already enough to make one curse

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  17. A dull day is it for you then? It is Monday. It is Canada Winter. Good day for some binge time. We binged on Strange Days.

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    1. Only dull if one let's it be
      There at any sea

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  18. There's an old saying: Can't never could do anything.
    I agree, wholeheartedly. Would you like to hear me sing?

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  19. I wish I could remember something I came across today that my mom wrote down. It’s basically saying that it is in trying that we succeed but if we say we can’t, then that is failure indeed.

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    1. A failure it is from the start
      Have to take trying to heart

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  20. That Is A Need For It To Take Seed!
    There are creative writings to read
    'I can't' is a bad word
    At this stage it is absurd
    There are remedies for such a need

    Hank

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  21. I know a few people who love to use the word "can't". I take it as they are just being lazy and use "can't" as a crutch to get out of doing things.

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  22. As always a great read Pat. sorry I'm a day late.

    Yvonne.

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  23. Gosh, I literally laughed my head off
    Please don't scoff
    My head's over there
    Without a care
    Difficult to type
    With such a gripe
    Head rolls away
    Be back another day...

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    1. Heads will roll
      All out for a stroll
      Along they go
      Heigh ho, heigh ho

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