Friday, February 23, 2018

Like Playing Chess With A Dress!

The cat runs around bare so he wasn't aware. But you humans sure have a way with your clothes. Some even will turn up their nose. Up, down and all around are easily found.

Look at you.
No nudist in view.
Can't have that.
Fine by this cat.

Even if easier.
Surely not pleasier.
Made me cheat rhyme.
That is just a crime.

Time to dress this up.
Sip tea from a cup.
Dress up to impress.
First move in dress chess.

Time to dress down.
No need for a gown.
Dress down when out.
It holds far more clout.

So dress down to dress up?
Trying to confuse a pup?
Dress up to dress down?
When the floor meets the gown.

Whoops, nudist once more.
Forget that encore.
You have to get dressing.
Can't leave any guessing.

1000's of options there.
Just give your closet a stare.
Pull open the latch.
Now mix and match.

But match while dressing.
That needs no confessing.
Mix and match but match.
Can't have a different patch.

Oh, and don't have a crinkle.
Don't forget that wrinkle.
A wrinkle on a wrinkle.
That give you a twinkle?

So dress up and down.
Go out on the town.
Dress down and then up.
May be a rum filled cup.

Do you play dress chess? Always going on about how you or others dress? Like dressing up or down? Dress code at your town? Geez, threw another one in. Dress chess has a code to give a spin. Can't break the code. Your dressing is one complicated mode. No wonder nudists like being free. Hey, all's good as long as they stay out of the eye of me. I'll now go roll in the grass with my naked little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

44 comments:

  1. I like to play chess
    And I like to make a dress
    For work I dress nice
    Make everyone look twice
    Jeans and a tee at play
    Make for the best kind of day

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  2. I just found out that the 80-something year old lady in my condo unit was a nudist in her youth. Color me shocked, lol, she seems so proper! Ya' think ya' know a person. ;)

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    1. haha can there be a reformed nudist though?
      Don't peep when you go by her window

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  3. Nice shirt and slacks for work, t-shirt and jeans or sweats for all else. I don't put much thought into it.

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  4. That could be why we always cover our eyes a lot here!

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    1. haha after a while though
      You just sigh at the show

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  5. I firmly believe in being dressed. I believe the goal as a wife is to make sure your man is color coordinated and zipped up before leaving the house. Mission accomplished today!
    Happy Friday

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    1. What about wrinkles and such?
      Is that too much?

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  6. Living in the country suits me fine
    Dressing for the city I no longer pine

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  7. Nope, I've never played dress chess. When I was young, I wore whatever I got, and if it was an out-of-style homemade dress, sobeit. There was a time when I made myself some eye-popping dresses for special occasions, but now? Comfort over style all the way.

    As for nudists, I'm an amateur radio operator, and some nudist colonies have amateur radio stations. I spoke with some guys in a Texas colony some years back, and they sent me a bunch of brochures... in case I wanted to join. (Um, thanks but no thanks...) And by their way? Their callsign was NU5DE, which I though was hilarious.

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    1. Comfort sure is the best
      lol they wanted you to be a guest
      A nudist cult colony thing
      Yeah, let's not go there for a fling
      Fun call sign though
      That they gave a go

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  8. I wear about the same type of thing everyday

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  9. I thought nobody cared about having things match any more. Well, almost nobody. It used to be bad to have on two striped items, or to mix stripes with plaid, or polka dots, etc., but as I said, most people don't give it any thought now.

    And let's not even talk about the tendency for people to go out in public wearing pajama pants. As Bill Maher, said, "Americans would go out wearing a diaper if they could get away with it." And maybe someday soon, they'll be able to do just that.

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    1. I wouldn't be it passed any of them to do so
      Especially if it became the in thing at some Walmart show
      Matching can pffft most at my sea
      But pj bottoms, nope, none for me

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  10. I'm not very coordinated when it comes to matching clothes. Not going nude though. Even too old for a bikini anymore.

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    1. haha bah age is just a number
      Just pretend when you slumber

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  11. I have trouble picking just one outfit for the day
    Fridays, for me, means be in a comfortable way.
    look good, look clean..smell clean
    but not nude, too scary and that would be mean.

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    1. haha could scare all
      Maybe then they'll wise up credit wise at their hall

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  12. orlin N cassie...ewe willna catch uz in drezzes, pantz, shirtz, tiez, under warez ore shooz.....ever.....N if ya DUE; ewe will see de food servizz gurl askin for furst aid ~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥

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    1. haha she may have a challenge there
      Watch out at your lair

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  13. Dressing for me is all about comfort, especially now that I'm retired. I dress for whatever the occasion requires ~ no nudist adventures for me!

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    1. haha what? That is one you won't do?
      Geez, that will leave out traveling to nudist cults at your zoo

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  14. Sweat pants and a T-shirt are good enough for me.
    Except when to church I go, then I dress nice for others to see. (Sorry, I can't rhyme tonight.)

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    1. Hey, it worked out
      As you stay in or go out and about

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  15. Time to dress this up.
    Sip tea from a cup.
    Dress up to impress.
    First move in dress chess.

    I like this one. My daughter likes your blog banners. ;-) - www.domesticgeekgirl.com

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    1. Dress to impress
      More not less?
      Or is less more?
      Which move is which at one's shore?

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    2. Oh, glad she likes the banners too
      Sure are quite a few

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  17. Like Playing Chess With A Dress!
    Lots of matters need not confess
    Nudists? Let them be
    Anyway, not much to see
    Dressed to kill at one's behest

    Hank

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    1. Let them be
      Could scare thee
      That could kill
      A heartattack bill

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  18. I don't dress to impress. And, if I can't get it at the second hand store, I won't be wearing it. So, I guess that could potentially make me a nudist in the future?

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    1. lol if those stores go to pot
      You could be all nude hot to trot

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  19. Ha, I can't remember the last time I wore a dress!
    I prefer the comfort and warmth of pants.

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  20. I like to play chess and I like to be comfortable. :)
    ~Jess

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