Monday, February 5, 2018

The Biased View That's So True!

Are you biased at your bay? I'm sure out will come a, no way! Many surely think that. But the cat will soon make that fall flat. You are as biased as can be. At least some days with what you see.

I'm not biased.
Nope, not one bit.
My integrity is the highest.
I don't do that shit.

I'm in a bank.
Here I stand.
Not biased walks the plank.
When one joins the band.

In walks a masked man.
You glare and get ready to run.
He just didn't want a tan.
Whoops, isn't biased fun?

I'm in a car.
Away I drive.
I'm going far.
I'll survive.

Look at that old fart.
Going ever so slow.
In an accident they'll take part.
Whoops, they have never had a single blow.

I have no credit.
But I have a great job.
You have seen and read it.
Don't be a snob.

They're too young.
They have no clue.
Young people have brains of dung.
Whoops, turns out they could have pain on cue.

Insurance for life.
That's what I want.
Have to keep safe the wife,
When it comes time to haunt.

You're 80 years old?
You must have something wrong.
Unless you have lots of gold,
We shall never play along.

Biased in ways.
Biased you are.
In life's maze,
Biased drives the car.

Did you know you were biased? I guess now you aren't the highest. A masked man in a bank is likely there to rob the place. But you are still biased with your embrace. For he may not be. Although biased this time may keep a bullet from entering thee. Biased seems to have its place in a certain class. But some just proves you are dumber than a singing bass. All perspective that comes to pass. Sorry, not really, that you got called biased from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

53 comments:

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    1. That's 2 in a row
      Santa is still around ho..ho..ho!

      Hank

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    2. Still with the snow
      now he and it can go go go

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    3. Does he bring presents
      do any of them glow

      Haha

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    4. Ha ha ha is Frosty still around?
      I have lots of snow on the ground

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    5. Can all go bye bye
      Frosty must die!

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  2. I'm not biased not one bit.
    As long as I can have my say.
    I love your verses very much Pat.
    Each and every day.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Glad it is grand
      Every day in my land

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  3. The Biased View That's So True!
    Confrontational not something new
    Biased thinking
    Is bad singing
    It will all leave one in the blues

    Hank

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  4. It seems everyone is. Pat, my hat off to you....I don’t know how you do it day after day...kudos!

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    1. Just comes on out at my sea
      And staying far ahead works for we

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  5. Bias, schmias, everyone is
    It's in the times, no bodies biz
    Think you're pretty smart cuz you're a saint
    Then keep doing what you should and not what you ain't

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    1. Until the ain't takes a stroll
      Then they may dig their saintly deep hole

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  6. Unfortunately, I think we all are a bit
    for some it shows more than a bit..

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    1. That they do
      Can tell even when they get in view

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  7. Our experiences have shaped us and no matter what, it's always a little biased.

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    1. Yep, a little creeps in
      When some things take a spin

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  8. Biased I am, it’s true
    But I do try journalistically to hide my view
    Until it becomes necessary to educate
    Then I serve it on a plate

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    1. Is it warm and nice?
      Or is that no dice

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  9. It would be hard to not be biased if you've done any sort of living.

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    1. Yep, unless under a rock
      Some kind of bias is a lock

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  10. I'll admit to some bias
    hard to avoid
    try to look at shades of gray
    not get hit by an asteroid

    weak rhyme, but it's early Mon. morning.
    Eagles WON. Now there's a bias

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    1. That would sure crush
      The Eagles are flush

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  11. Unfortunately we're fairly bias against stupid!

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    1. Fairly is the way
      When stupid comes to play

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  12. Of course I am biased one way or another. Not sure for what, but my bias gets revealed a little each day.

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  13. I'm not biased.
    I've no need to be.
    Cuz the fact is that
    the best one's me.

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    1. Nope, not you
      Not a bit comes due
      What was that?
      Someone's full of scat?

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  14. "the refs were biased"

    Patriots fans last night

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    1. Away they'll go
      With oh so biased a show

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  15. Love these verses Pat, you are wise but always I tell you :)

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  16. I think everyone has some sort of bias.

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  17. I must have some. According to my family, I have tons: messy rooms--very biased there.

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    1. haha dirt not allowed
      May draw the wrong crowd

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  18. Oh craps, yes I am and have been proven wrong many a time. Thankfully, no one could see egg on my face

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    1. That is good not to see
      Could really stick to thee

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  19. Everyone has a bias at times,
    I didn't realize till just now that I suck at making rhymes.
    - http://www.domesticgeekgirl.com

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    1. At least it worked
      And a rhyme was umm clerked

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  20. We're all biased from time to time. Anyone who states otherwise is a dirty liar.

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  21. I think people are biased about something, even if they don't realize it.
    ~Jess

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    1. Yeah, we can be blind to it
      Or one may just not give a umm spit

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  22. I'm biased about many things,
    especially the news that the tv brings!

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