Friday, February 2, 2018

To The Letter All Are Better!

The cat is better than you. I'm sure that you knew. The cat has an ego after all. But cats do rule at every hall. I mean you scoop our shit. That is ego inducing, every bit.

Better than you.
Better comes due.
Better than me.
Better flies free.

Equal pfffts away.
Equality, you say?
Yeah, one for all.
But better won't stall.

Better's still there.
Better beware.
Or better not.
Better has a plot.

Billions of better.
Be one long ass letter.
Or one long ass rhyme.
Tell it to a mime.

Better that you.
Sit and stew.
Better than me.
The way it must be.

I'm better at that.
Whether human or cat.
You're better at this.
I easily miss.

Better than me.
Like going up a tree.
Better than you.
Standing in view.

All have a skill.
All can't fit the bill.
Some just can't.
Whether human or ant.

Some have same skills.
Some go for thrills.
Some prove better off.
Some sure do scoff.

But better still wins.
Better still takes spins.
Better will always prevail.
Better comes without fail.

Did you know I was better than you? Did you know you were better than me at your zoo? Always something someone is better at than another. Whether a far away stranger or brother. Pretending all are equal, as far as skills go, is dumb. All have skills that make others ho and hum. So be better and let others be better too. A better everywhere easily comes due. Now I shall stop my better pass and better get going with my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

60 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. That's 2 in a row
      Just a so-so!

      Hank

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    2. Hank is better than me
      In the place to be

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    3. Has to be 7.00
      To stay even!
      Nice to see you, Blue
      With your Blue Suede shoe

      Hank

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    4. In for the win
      Better than Blue's slow spin

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    5. Hank is better at being #1
      Good morning Hank
      Good morning Blue
      Good Morning Pat

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    6. Hank is better than us at being #1

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    7. That he is indeed
      There at his feed

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    8. Blue was sleepy
      Not neighborly creepy
      A tad to slow
      Way to go
      I know
      At my Slow Blue Show

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    9. Asleep on the couch
      At least not a grouch

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  2. Like the song says "Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better"
    lol.... Great verse and a joy to read.

    Yvonne.

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  3. To The Letter All Are Better!
    Everyone feels all that matter
    With One-upmanship
    Truly one can skip
    No opposition in every encounter

    Hank

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    1. Some will sure come due
      But not all through and through

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  4. Hank is better at being number one
    I woke up late, now I need to run

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    1. Run or walk?
      Don't go and stalk

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    2. Why don't you fly?
      Just say goodbye
      And be on your way
      To that Bora bay!

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    3. Good luck
      Costs a mighty fine buck

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  5. Equal opportunity but someone will always be better.

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    1. That they will
      No matter the opportunity that needs to fill

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    2. Like some Mary Sue
      Not Scooby Doo

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    3. Or Scrappy Doo
      Or a normal dog that eats poo

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  6. Cats are not only better, they make almost everything better too!

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    1. That they do
      As they dart around each zoo

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  7. you are a better rhyme and blog poster. I'll concede that point. Happy Friday all around

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  8. One thinks they're good in all they do
    But someone's always better than you
    I'd like to meet the one on top
    Who's very best of all the crop

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    1. Then they'd fall
      Have to just say damn it all

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    1. Is the bet safe to place?
      Better to embrace?

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  10. My baby just wrote me a letter...

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    1. A baby popped from you?
      It can already write too?

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    2. Haha I was referring to the song...you silly cat

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    3. haha how's the cat to know
      There at your show

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  11. Considering the month that passed, I am a wee bit better.

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    1. A better month at hand
      Sure is fine in your land

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  12. orlin N cassie; de food servizz gurl red a lee add mitz.. everee one on de planit... izza better cook N her...we agreez; we haz seen, smelled & tasted sum oh her....cookin ~~~~ ☺☺☺♥♥♥

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    1. lol Pat may give her a run for her money
      But then he doesn't eat much so all is sunny

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  13. I am better at some things, but not better at others. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. That we all are
      Some can't back up a car

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  14. Hubby's favorite saying is, There's always someone bigger, badder or better out there than you are." lol

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  15. I knew you were better than me,
    you post every day, I see.
    I can't keep up,
    I'm way behind,
    So falling numbers
    is what I find. :)

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    1. Get far far ahead
      Then for months no post has to be put to bed

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  16. Cat, you certainly are a star
    Your rhyming has gone so far
    But I'm better than you
    At snowflakes at my zoo
    But I bet faster you could rip
    If one to you I did ship

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    1. haha you sure beat me
      No contest at our sea
      The cat would eat
      Think it a treat

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  17. Sure, some people are more talented in some areas than others, and some look better than others, or have more money, or whatever. Still, rather than think of one as being "better" than the other, I prefer to think of them as being "different."

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    1. Different is a fine way too
      Strange works for some in view

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  18. You're definitely better than me. When it comes to most things, I am at the bottom of the barrel, so if you wanna look good, just pit yourself against me :)

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    1. You got me beat at recipes and cooking
      With mine I'd never get a second looking

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  19. “Better....betta get a bucket.” Sorry, I couldn’t help it and I hope you know the movie reference. I just saw some kid who invented a device to get rid of the lead I. The water in Flint Michigan. She is way better than me when it comes to brains. I can say, I am better since this was the first week without anything bad happening. We put the bathroom on hold but when it gets done, it will be better. We picked up our new car and it is much better than the one I cracked up and as for me, in t8:e, I will be better.

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    1. Monty Python indeed
      Can take seed
      Sounds like that kid is wise
      In time there will be clear skies

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  20. Good, better, best.
    When you reach the top, you can rest.
    LOL, I jest.
    Betters snapping at your heels, leave you stressed.

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    1. That they be
      Always at thee
      Or one not known
      At the tone

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