Tuesday, February 13, 2018

You'll Just Know And Won't Eat Crow!

I will tell you a lot today. So much you may not know what to say. But aren't you supposed to? You humans are nuts at your zoo. Not in a good way. That I just had to say.

Pass it along.
Can't do no wrong.
Say what I said.
No punch to the head.

Grass Gringle.
Forts Mingle.
Tops Flutter.
Midgets Stutter.

Repeat those words.
Repeat to nerds.
They'll know what you mean.
Trust me, it's clean.

For Home.
Gnarly Gnome.
Frigid Hoops.
Grunk Loops.

Tell it to teachers.
Shout from the bleachers.
They'll know what you mean.
Say it like a teen.

Work Love.
Grove Shove.
Pimple Tours.
Tables Fours.

Repeat to a builder guy.
Away they will fly.
They'll know what you mean.
There will be no punch to the spleen.

Wiggle Terms.
Vile Worms.
Groggy Pests.
Purity Crests.

Roar Times.
Frosty Mimes.
Poor Grass.
Rhyming Ass.

Tell them to a stranger.
There will be no danger.
Not even a wtf look.
They'll know what you mean at your nook.

Ever get told something dumb to tell another? Did you think, oh brother? You have no idea what it means and yet they do on their screens. You could be passing super secret stuff. Or maybe it is all fluff. Or something that can make you end up in jail. Sorry, we have no money for bail. But if you want to say rhyming ass to the singing bass, he'll know what you mean with such a pass. You can trust my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

56 comments:

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    1. That's 6 in a row
      In with a glow!

      Hank

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    2. Good Morning Hank
      I woke up late
      Two is my fate

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    3. Good morning True
      Even though woke up late
      7.19 is still great

      Hank

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    4. A great time
      Pop in and rhyme

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  2. I know a few who do the cryptic message thing and I think they're looking for attention, so I ignore it! Lol.

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    1. haha good way to be
      Show those attention seekers at your sea

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  3. Humans always seem to need some wiggle room but they don't really have a special room to wiggle in!

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    1. Nope, they get stuck
      On wiggling they pass the buck

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  4. Grunk Loops - aren't those drunk Fruit Loops?

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  5. Join Lucy's booth for a nickel
    Don't be shy, you're in a pickle
    You have the floor say what you mean
    Don't blabber like a jelly bean

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    1. Do jelly beans blabber?
      Damn, next they'll jump out and grab her

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  6. sounds like first grade gibber jabber

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  7. “Tell ‘em yourself!” I’d say
    Avoid the idiocy that way

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  8. If I say something like that it's completely unplanned. My husband still won't let me live down Greafy Leens.

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    1. haha out it can pop
      And will never stop

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  9. Tell them to a stranger.
    There will be no danger.

    Pat always yours posts make me feel curious!!

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  10. Passing super secret stuff does seem to be acceptable these days....unfortunately.

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  11. Sometimes it's hard to decipher what someone is trying to say. Just say it in plain language.

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    1. Out with it and be done
      But instead their mouth does run

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  12. I want to know what sparks your rhymes... backstory, man!! (In prose, of course!) ;-) - http://www.domesticgeekgirl.com

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    1. A little of this and that
      One word can make us chew the fat

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  13. I once got grounded for repeating words I didn't know the meaning of-- are you leading me into more trouble, Pat?

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    1. haha can grounded still come due for you?
      You might like it now if so at your zoo

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  14. orlin N cassie...heerz a sekrit message frum uz catz two ewe catz:

    " "

    N praise de inn ventor oh invizabull ink !! ;) ☺☺♥♥

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    1. That ink comes in handy
      Works like humans to candy

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  15. By being messenger, I’ve been caught between two people’s conversation. I so wish they talked to each other rather than putting me in the middle!

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    1. Yep, sucks when that is the case
      Just want to smack both in the face lol

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  16. "Grass Gringle?" Isn't that one of those alternate names for Santa Claus?

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    1. When he got high
      Without the need for the sky

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  17. What'd you utter?
    Midgets stutter?
    I've got no comeback to that.
    For that, you are one lucky cat.

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    1. Nothing at all?
      damn, midgets everywhere just had a fall
      Or did they?
      They are so short, who's to say

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  18. Spending Christmas time with a 5.5 year old boy has given me an appreciation for silly language and play. It was awesome.

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    1. They sure make it grand
      In every land

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  19. I will pass on those kind of messages with glee. That way the recipient and I can have a good laugh.

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    1. haha can sure make for fun
      As they are given a run

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  20. I read and read again but you lost me with all the mumble jumble. I guess I show my age..oh well

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    1. haha lost by the cat
      We can roll with that

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  21. You'll Just Know And Won't Eat Crow!
    You tell them for they all want to know
    On with the message
    As one can envisage
    Say it plain and simple with a good flow

    Hank

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    1. Simple and plain
      Finds the right land

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  22. Gnarly Gnome
    Not a guy called Jerome.

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    1. Nope, not it
      Jerome's full of shiy

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    2. Shit?
      As in a whole lot, not a bit?

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    3. Whoops, yep, shit
      A bunch of it

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  23. Haha! Sometimes I hear things like this,
    and then I remember my ears are amiss.

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