Saturday, March 31, 2018

The Shame In Your Name!

It sure seems shaming gets around. From fat to this and that it is found. Basically you humans take any word at all and add shame to the end at your hall.

It's time to explore.
A shaming type chore.
Damn, I just failed.
Someone just wailed.

I chore shamed.
It's been named.
Those who do chores,
Showed me the doors.

Whoops, I just got blamed.
I went and door shamed.
Those doors are upset.
They may squash this pet.

I squash shamed?
Is that tamed?
Is that real?
Damn this shaming ordeal.

A shame for a dam?
Go choke on ham.
I said damn.
Learn to spell, ma'am.

The shame of it all,
Bounces like a ball.
One I'll kick,
Aiming for your umm wick.

Maybe I'll throw.
Can't arm shame, you know.
Arms and legs as one.
That must be spun.

Shame on me?
Shame grows like a tree?
I should fear shame?
Shame on my name?

Shame from who?
Little old you?
Lassie and Timmy in a well?
That popped in, what the hell.

Fear the shame.
The shame on your name.
Or the shame of shaming.
Pound sand gets my claiming.

Do you fear shame? Shame on your name? The only one who can shame you is you. So give it a whoopdi friggin doo. Do what you do to get through each day and damn what other idiots try and say. As for the other shaming which everything gets a naming, again that all comes back to you. So take such shaming and flush it down the loo. I shamed shaming today with this pass. Damn, I should be an ashamed little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Friday, March 30, 2018

Bring On The Pre For A Spree!

The cat is here to ask you a lot today. I will visit you all depending on what you say. Yeah, if you believe any of that you are new to the cat.

Name a time...
So goes the chime.
It's sure a load.
Time to hit the road.

Why hit a road?
For chicken or toad?
Do you kick or punch?
Hitting a road seems out to lunch.

Oh, where was I?
That is a question, guy.
You better be on your toes.
That's how the question goes.

Name a time...
Didn't we do this chime?
Back with more crap.
Take another lap.

What's your 3 best...
Is this some test?
Do I pull them from my ass?
Am I allowed to be crass?

Why did you apply?
Do you want me to lie?
Umm it's a job and money.
What? That answer not sunny?

Any questions from you?
Don't you have one or two?
Not even one?
Our preamble was well spun.

But there should be a few.
We left none for you?
Oh, can you go pee?
Why yes, whenever it comes to be.

We'll keep you on file.
We knew that all the while.
But shhhh don't tell the next one that.
Pretending is where it is at.

We've already decided.
Our time is just bided.
You can't do it.
We've prejudged you a bit.

Don't you love that? The interview scat. Ask you stupid questions ten by ten and most are meaningless and go around the bend. Yeah, like knowing how BS flies can mean you can do a job. Maybe if a car salesmen or in the mob. Ever see someone tossed aside who could clearly do the job on the slide? Ever see someone get it who had no clue but BS-ed right in the interview? I'll prejudge the process in mass. They can all pucker up to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Thursday, March 29, 2018

All Caught Up Fills Your Cup!

Now you're all ready to go. We have to get on with the show. You can't even stop to read. You must now do the deed. What deed is that? Sure beats the cat.

Here it is.
You're a whiz.
This is great.
All first rate.

Sign and date.
It's your fate.
It's meant for you.
Through and through.

Just sign here.
All is clear.
Forget the rest.
This is the best.

You're getting a deal.
It's a steal.
Don't take your time.
That is a crime.

The next is in line.
All isn't fine.
You can't hold them up.
Don't create a hiccup.

We have to get it done.
We're under the gun.
What gun is that?
Don't think about such scat.

Sign and date.
It's your fate.
No fine print.
That's window tint.

You banged it out.
Or hammered about.
Either or.
Can come ashore.

You'll look grand
Shake my hand.
Get some germs.
Maybe even worms.

Forget all of that.
It's some kind of stat.
But it has no meaning.
Next! Time for your screening.

Don't you love getting pushed through quick? You can be on your way some slick. You may get screwed in the process. You  may end up in a mess. But you got done fast and that purchase, loan, whatever became a thing of the past. Do you get caught up in the lights? May want to avoid it if you want to sleep nights. That is just my ten cents in sass. But that's always the way of my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Wednesday, March 28, 2018

Haven't Seen Thee Until Today's Spree!

The cat hasn't seen you for a while. That is a lie and kinda my style. But I have to make fun of the human mass as many sure do have their head up their ass.

Hey, is that you?
It has to be true.
How are you doing?
You just caught my viewing.

It's been forever.
You still are quite clever.
Why am I here?
That wasn't clear?

You I just saw.
It's some random law.
Murphy's or something like that.
Let's not chew that fat.

So how are you?
What has come due?
Oh, you want to know about me?
Much has come at my sea.

I've done that and this.
Some things I miss.
Others not so much.
I wish we had kept in touch.

Then you'd know.
Know about my low.
I went way down.
That's why I'm in town.

I'm glad though.
Now we're in the know.
We can chat once more.
So where is your shore?

Say, can I stay with you?
Only be a day or two.
A week at most.
After a month I'll head to the coast.

I can't really pay.
But maybe one day.
Can I borrow some money?
I'll be nice to your honey.

What was that?
No is where it's at?
How can you be so mean?
I promise I won't even clean.

Don't you love those? Those who whine about their woes. Those who only come around when they want something from you. Yeah, those can go fall in dog poo. Ever see them coming? Heard their whiny drumming? The cat will simply let them suck on the gas that comes out my ever so little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Tuesday, March 27, 2018

Time To Pimp The Skimp!

The cat is here to make lots of dough. I will do it for you, you know. It is just the best way to be. I will allow it to come to thee. Or at least me with my skimping spree.

Maker of this,
Maker of that.
It may cause bliss,
It may fall flat.

But either way,
I'll make a buck.
Going into this foray,
Of making a truck.

I'll use second hand.
Those parts still work.
I'll make an extra grand.
Isn't that a perk?

You'll never know.
Maybe just one or two.
But eat that crow.
I got rich off you.

I'm in luck.
If you believe that.
Pass the buck,
Use the scat.

Those extra parts.
They aren't needed.
So it will tip a few carts.
Let it be deeded.

A buck less to you.
I'm saving a ton.
None of it you knew,
As I did it to everyone.

I'm employing you.
So don't speak up.
Pretend to have no clue,
As I fill your cup.

My riches are mounting.
I've got so much.
Let's skimp on accounting.
Who needs taxes and such.

You'll never know.
Neither will they.
Reap what I sow?
Bah, just go away.

Are you a skimper at your sea? Anyone ever tried to skimp something on thee? They sure are out there far and wide. In skimping such rich arses take pride. I guess I could skimp on rhyming at my sea. But nah, that wouldn't work for me. So I'll stick to each pass and not be a skimpy little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Monday, March 26, 2018

OMFG I'm Dying....No Need For Crying!

This may come to a dead end. I may not have the time to spend. But I'm sure you can forgive me. I'm dying here after all at my sea. It is just soooo bad. Death may be had.

Sit and stare.
Come and see.
But better beware,
What comes to be.

For it's the day.
The day of death.
Come what may,
You take your last breath.

You just can't.
Nope, no you can't.
Look at me rant.
A cheating slant.

Your breath is gone.
You're still yapping.
That's such a con.
Those lips are flapping.

See that grave?
That thing in the ground.
That was no close shave.
It is a real dirt mound.

But I'm dying.
Literally I can't.
After such a spying.
Dying is what I chant.

It is so funny.
It is so bad.
It's right on the money.
A fun time was had.

I'm on a stair.
I'm on the ground.
My ass still in the chair,
But I made the sound.

Why? Because I'm dying.
Just dying over here.
I am not lying.
No need to peer.

It is my death.
Today is the day.
Literally I'm out of breath.
That cat video was a funny display.

Are you literally dead now? Did you literally believe my title meow? Hopefully not. As of yet our body hasn't turned to rot. But I'm literally dying writing this. Hmmm nope, still going, so that's a miss. Maybe I'm literally out to lunch. Nope, nothing in my mouth to crunch. OMFG I'm dying over you out to lunch human mass. Pssst, not really, as I rest my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sunday, March 25, 2018

Talk Is Cheap With Each Leap!

Cheap sure gets popped on out. It is something that people spout. The cat finds that it is not so true. But I guess we'll see at our zoo. Or maybe read. Still have to see to read at ones feed.

Talk is cheap.
Comes from a creep.
Comes from a nut.
Comes out a butt.

That it will.
Talk up a hill.
Talk down a hill.
That it will.

Back on task.
Pull back the mask.
Pulled and yanked.
Cheap's been banked.

That's so cheap!
Take the leap.
Only $88.99 compared to $92.
That is so cheap for you.

That is so cheap.
Pockets have no need to be deep.
Only $998,997 just for you.
It's $6000 off from the others in view.

Wow, don't you want it?
Enough to cause a fit.
Jump up and down.
So cheap it will impress a clown.

Talk is cheap.
Double the leap.
Talked and won.
Buying has to be done.

Wait, isn't it typing?
Unless you are Skyping.
So is it typing is cheap?
Pockets aren't deep.

Just need a laptop.
Or some other of the computer crop.
A keyboard too.
If an iPad isn't for you.

An internet connection.
Cheap is still a detection.
For only $569.64 a month too.
It is so cheap for you.

Ever notice how people throw cheap around like crazy? Ever find cheap can be rather hazy? That $996,789 house may be cheap if you are a rich creep. But can that ever be considered soooo cheap? Pffft we can't make that leap. On such "cheap" we'll take a pass. I'll remain a cheap little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Saturday, March 24, 2018

A Bonus Post At My Coast!

Are you all tired out from 24 in one day? Never fear, a bonus post is about to play. This is a bonus post for all of you. Nah, a new post daily isn't always in view.

It's Bonus Time.
We'll stick with rhyme.
But Bonus is still had.
So let's get to it at our pad.

You are there.
You sure care.
So here's a bonus for you.
You get 25% of what you view.

25% of these words you can read.
My, aren't I nice at my feed?
You do it every day?
Whoops, 1% is where it must stay.

That guy never reads.
Maybe just search engine deeds.
Those nuts are so great.
75% is their rate.

Never heard of me?
Sit on you butt at your sea?
Isn't Mommy's basement grand?
100% is what you get at your land.

Sit back and relax.
This bonus comes with no tax.
It is all for you.
Oh, you'll get some too.

1% for most.
So give a toast.
Won't cover much.
Don't reach out and touch.

Use your words.
Don't tweet like birds.
With 1% given to you,
Words sure are few.

You used them up?
That is a hiccup.
Next year we'll go higher.
1.5% won't make them expire.

Enjoy your bonus.
Sorry for the slowness.
It's all for you.
A big 1% for those who actually view.

Don't you love the bonus I gave? That 1% bonus must make you rant and rave. Not in a good way? Damn, but that's how humans get bonus pay. Those who sit on their ass and do nothing at all get the biggest bonus at their hall. Don't you love how that goes? Are you suffering from bonus woes? I'll be sure to throw in some bonus gas. Now you have to love the bonus from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

What Is This? An Extra Lot That You Can't Miss!

Wouldn't this make 25 posts in one day? Bah, this airs on the next day at my bay. So 24 and 2. See? Math we can do. We just wanted to give you an extra chance. Thanks to the random number generator some never got a glance. And this one is big. So big the winning bidder will dance a jig. Now away we shall go with the final lot in tow.


A thoroughly used scooper.
It has taken out many a pooper.
It is here just for you.
It can hang on the wall too.

It has a nice shade of blue.
It is strong and you can chew.
A win times two.
The best of today's lot in view.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

At a huge bid of $1,783,982.33 for the win.
Wow, who has that much dough to take for a spin?
Alex J. Cavanaugh returns for more.
Damn, he must sell many a book at his shore. 

And now we are really through. Did you see your name come due? Blame the random number generator, not me. That didn't want your name there for all to see. Silver Fox and Theresa it liked though. Geez, I'll never again have to work for dough. Be sure to send the $$$ to the right address. You may or may not receive anything, like ever, I will confess. But, hey, at least our...err...umm...Pat's gift of a giant golden litter box will come to pass. It would just be so much cozier to use for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Friday, March 23, 2018

With Lot Twenty Four We Come To The Final Tour!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


And there is a hook.
Nope, gave that a look.
For the final one you get dust.
It will get to you in a gust.

You'll have it by the end of the day.
Which is only an hour away.
So bid and get going.
You really want this dusty showing.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$5638.99 for dust.
In dust you trust.
Theresa is back once more.
Halloween must need a dusty encore.

And now auction twenty four has come due, making today's auction through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Maybe some day a new auction shall come pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Here Is Twenty Three For All To See!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


Another chewy thing.
A bunch of tangled string.
It comes tangled just for you.
It even looks kinda new.

Can't go wrong.
String plays along.
Can learn to knot.
That makes this lot hot.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$528,765.89 for the string?
Damn, someone loves that thing.
Alex J Cavanaugh took the string.
Must want to use it for a guitar or something.

And now auction twenty three has come due. There is only one more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Time For Twenty Two To Come Out For A View!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


This one is fantastic.
It even beats the elastic.
It is crinkled plastic.
I know, just fantastic.

So many crinkles.
So many wrinkles.
You'll play day and night.
So come and take a bite.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$4376.68 takes it home.
The plastic there shall roam.
Snowcatcher took it all.
She must want to make something at her hall.

And now auction twenty two has come due. There are a few more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

With Lot Twenty One You Can Have Fun!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


You get a switch.
One may have a glitch.
The other you can't flick.
Hey, you get to pick.

Isn't that the best?
Must give you such zest.
Pick the best and go.
You only get one though.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$7629.71 gets the win.
That switch must have gin.
Silver Fox got another lot.
Could he have rigged this random number generator robot?

And now auction twenty one has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Twenty May Be A Fright Unless You Look Just Right!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


An open crack.
That sure doesn't lack.
Bid on the crack.
Won't break any back.

How will you get it?
I don't know that shit.
It is your crack.
So give it a whack.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$456.88 for the crack.
Some want it for a pack.
For Brian the cat is the winner.
Maybe that is where he'll hid his dinner.

And now auction twenty has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

With Nineteen At Play We'll Make Your Day!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


You get a hole.
A dirty one is the goal.
But you pick the size.
Isn't that a great prize?

There are so many.
Can you pick any?
You only get one.
So give your best bid a run.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$3727.99 came due.
This is surely true.
Truedessa wanted the hole.
And look, she used 9 to obtain her goal.

And now auction nineteen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Eighteen Has Come To Glow And Take The Show!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


Give it a good look.
You get the whole hook.
Yep, the whole thing.
That must make your heart sing.

You just have to rip it off.
That won't make any scoff.
Just add some muscle mass.
Rip it off and the hurt will pass.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$4443.85 took it this time.
Someone really liked my rhyme.
Mary Kirkland won the day.
This one won't be a freebie that comes your way.

And now auction eighteen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Seventeen Is Up To Bat And Won't Fall Flat!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


A half-chewed tennis ball.
This one has it all.
See that hole there?
It talks when you stare.

It can squeak.
Maybe even creak.
Just give it a try.
Let your signs fly.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$5638.98 popped in.
Someone wants to take the talking ball for a spin.
That someone is Blue once more.
That teaching job must be paying well at his shore.

And now auction seventeen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Sixteen Has Longed To Go To A New Show!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


Cassie's furry ball.
Nope, you don't get it all.
You only get a strand.
It will float in your hand.

It even has my drool.
That is so cool.
You can take me with you.
Could even create something new.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$563.78 came in.
Who got this win?
Birgit held up her sign.
Enjoy the drool of the feline.

And now auction sixteen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Fifteen Wants To Play After You Pay!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


You get a needle.
That would impress Weedle.
Maybe not Butterfree though.
Do those you even know?

You get your pick.
They sure can stick.
Another to stop a foe.
Does Theresa have any more dough?

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$462.32 came out on top.
Sure didn't want to flop.
Belva got the win.
She wants to do a rat face in.

And now auction fifteen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Fourteen Has Thrill For A Mighty Big Bill!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


You get the pointy end.
That is a swell buy, my friend.
You can stab and stick.
Like sit on it some slick.

All your foes will run.
You can even see the sun.
Or that could be a glare.
Oh, fyi, you have to climb up there.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$5876.99 came through.
Someone wants it at their zoo.
Theresa won twice in a row?
Damn, watch out at Halloween near her show.

And now auction fourteen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Number Thirteen Is Great With A Weird Trait!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


This one is swell.
You get to ring the bell.
Yep, you are bidding on a ring.
It sure is something.

It has a buzz.
Some germs just because.
But it has a buzz.
It comes with no fuzz.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$557.87 is the winner.
She can buzz after dinner.
Theresa wins the day.
I guess with buzzers she likes to play.

And now auction thirteen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Twelve Is At Hand And This Item Is Grand!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


You get the letter R.
Boy, now you will go far.
You could stick it in your car.
You could stick in in a jar.

You could take it to a bar.
My, you will love your letter R.
You may even go coast to coast,
Saying things like Great Post!

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$536,765.76 is astounding.
Her heart must be pounding.
Rosey won the the letter R.
Boy, those contests must put plenty of cash in her tip jar.

And now auction twelve has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Number Eleven Has Come Due And It's Shiny Too!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


An elastic band.
Can play in your hand.
Can stretch and whack.
Just watch out who you attack.

Elastics you can also chew.
Pat yells when that comes due.
Hey, rubber tastes sweet.
It is rather like wheat.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

At $199.06 of a bid,
She may cook it with squid,
Gloria gets the win.
Hmm, maybe she wants to do a foe in.

And now auction eleven has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Bid On Number Ten As It Would Look Good In Any Den!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


See all that is here?
Some is a little unclear.
But that is okay.
It will surprise you at your bay.

For this time you get the view.
Yep, the view is all for you.
How you get it beats me.
But you will get it at your sea.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$6528.88 is the winner.
From the guy who hates the fidget spinner.
And the lazy kids in class.
Blue now got a view to come to pass.

And now auction ten has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

All Sure Does Align With Number Nine!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


You get light.
Help in the night.
We'll even throw in a string.
Or chain, whatever at our wing.

Nah, you just get the light.
Take it with you at night.
The light will shine.
You can trust the feline.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$78.93 takes the cake.
With light a cake you can bake.
Bijoux won the light.
Now she can sleep with no monsters at night.

And now auction nine has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

This One Is First Rate With Number Eight!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


The hanger hoarder.
I blame the boarder.
Or would that be mooch?
Better go and ask Hooch.

For you only get one.
Pick the best and run.
These hangers are the best.
That have litter dust to add zest.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$3729.08 just showed up.
It's not even from a pup.
Hank has won the day.
That hanger is on its way.

And now auction eight has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

With Number Seven You'll Think It Heaven!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


And here is the old.
Many a story could be told.
Tales that are the shit.
Shit...did you get it?

But you are bidding on something better.
It can fit into a letter.
You are bidding on one kernel of litter.
That ought to impress your babysitter.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$4000 spot on came in.
That litter kernel is taking a spin.
Wow, Silver Fox bought this one too.
He must have struck it rich at his zoo.

And now auction seven has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Can This Item Do Tricks In Auction Six?

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


This is an amazing feature.
It came from this rhyming creature.
Or maybe an intruder at our sea.
You can pretend it came from me.

Look closely to see the hair.
It is sitting right there.
The hair of a cat.
Bids surely won't fall flat.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$17,843.01 takes it today.
We sure will get that golden litter tray.
But Gloria gets the great hair.
I'm sure she'll give it tender loving care.

And now auction six has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

With Auction Five We Try To Get Out Alive!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


At first it may look like food.
Sorry, you'd be wrong dude.
It is regurgitated food.
Some may find it rather rude.

But it came from the stomach of me.
Now you want to bid at your sea.
Come and get some barf of the cat.
It may still be good to eat where you're at.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

A bid of $18.99 came in.
Someone really wanted to win.
Marg got it in the end.
I guess food to the others she can now send.

And now auction five has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Here With Four Something New Is On Tour!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


A clock in sight.
Yeah, it's just all right.
But that isn't it.
Nope, screw that shit.

You are bidding on the number nine.
Now isn't that fine?
You can own nine at your sea.
Let the bids fly free.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

With a $2222.22 bid,
Why all the 2's, kid?
Truedessa wins the number nine.
Let's hope another number can now align.

And now auction four has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

What Could It Be With Number Three?

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


This will be a hit.
It contains my spit.
I tend to chew and chew.
But that you already knew.

You get the corner that's chewed.
I call it, Corner Nude.
You can hang it on your wall.
It must be gotten by one and all.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

And with a $15,678.93 bid,
No, that's not in quid,
Betsy wins the Corner Nude display.
Damn, that etsy shop of hers must really pay.

And now auction three has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

Time For Number Two With What's In View!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


And here is item two.
I know you've been waiting a loooong time to view.
You can have this shiny blue.
It is there for you.

But you only get the empty bit.
Why? Because Pat drank it.
That is right, you are drinking after Pat.
Hmm, this bidding may fall flat.

Is your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

With a bid of $17 at her sea,
Betty is the winner that came to be.
Enjoy the half of an empty jar.
I hope it can take you far.

And now auction two has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.