Saturday, March 17, 2018

A Second None For Fun!

The cat will make this post none. Yep, isn't none fun? You'll see nothing here at all because this is none at my hall. None at all. None at my hall. A repeat none. Isn't that fun?

First was Hank.
Did he walk the plank?
Maybe a ninja attack.
Either way, none gets no flack.

For it is none.
None for fun.
A none run.
Run of the none.

For first don't count.
Nope, not an amount.
Not one bit.
First don't mean shit.

It is none.
None for fun.
None by the ton.
Did we do this run?

None doesn't exist.
Are you pissed?
You got none.
It's not like one.

It is none.
One none is fun.
Three nones is fun.
Stack them up when done.

They don't exist.
So won't be missed.
But that is the way.
None is out to play.

Play with you.
Yep, it's true.
Truth in the none.
Isn't that fun?

None's the way.
That's what you say.
Second gets best.
First fails the test.

Why is that?
Beats the cat.
For none just has fun.
This post is second to none.

Get where I was going with my showing? Are you confused? Yeah, that would make me amused. How can something be second to none? Can be second to one, but second to none? Isn't being second to something that doesn't exist fun? I think we should stick with first as the pass. No second to none-ing for my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

42 comments:

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    1. That was a stroke of good luck
      14 mins & still broke the duck

      Hank

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    2. Good Morning Hank!
      Second to none
      you were #1
      now, my day has begun
      but, will I see sun?

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    3. A Second None for Fun
      Nearly missed Second to none
      But 14 mins to spare
      Can't be luckier there
      All gave way for some reasons

      Hank

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    4. Good morning True
      Pat had some inkling
      Don't wish to argue
      Thamks Pat for anticipating

      Hsnk

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    5. Got it right
      At our site
      Even 14 mins to go
      All asleep at their show

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    6. Hank is 2nd to none, at least on this day

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  2. We met a nun once, but she left and there was none!

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    1. None to the nuns
      Could get the runs

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  3. I'm number none, doesn't sound much fun.

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  4. Very good verse Pat.
    I'm not first as you can see.
    But better late than never ia what I aim to be.

    Yvonne.

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  5. This post was none, huh? So, does that mean that I really didn't just read it?

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    1. Would that mean you just commented for no reason?
      My, what the treason

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  6. As for prolific blogging rhymers, there are NONE better than you!

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  7. Hmmm I am at a loss for words. Sort of. :)
    ~Jess

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  8. So it seems that in sum:
    First to some
    is way better
    than second to none.

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  9. I think odds are looking pretty good I will never be the #1 commenter here.

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    1. Bah, with 24 in one day
      I'm sure #1 could come your way

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  10. Three nones and you're out
    Hit the ball and don't pout
    Who's on first, is it none?
    Watch none steal a run

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    1. Did he steal and run home?
      My, I guess when in Rome

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  11. None is always good, depending on how you look at it.

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    1. That it can be
      With no bad near thee

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  12. Only one time I was first here!! was at night here lol and I can't sleep :)

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    1. haha being up can suck
      but can get #1 with any luck

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  13. Hank is often number one!!
    Give him the prize -- perhaps a hotdog bun?

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  14. You got me quite confused LOL. None of rhyming idea comes to mind today :-)

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    1. A win for the cat
      Works where we're at

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  15. We humans do have some weird phrases.

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  16. None is zero
    Zero is none
    Have to rest
    Brain is done

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    1. Is zero a number
      Does it count when you slumber?

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