Friday, March 23, 2018

Auction One Is Ready As They Come Steady!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


And here we have a wall.
But hold on, that isn't all.
This wall has been scratched free.
Nope, not by me.

Cassie claws have graced it.
She scratched off that shit.
So you get the scratched off part.
That is something to take to heart.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

At $1809.47 for the scratched off shit,
The Silver Fox wins such a hit.
Who knew he liked wall art?
I guess he really took it to heart.

And now auction one has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

15 comments:

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    1. The first to wish you a Happy Birthday!!!

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    2. Thanks indeed
      As we go all 24 at our feed

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    3. Haha The Silver Fox wins the display
      I wonder what he will have to say..

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  2. Happy Birthday! The tore off wall doesn't look like a nice way to say have a good day!

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    1. haha tell Cassie that
      She enjoys ripping at it where we're at

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  3. I hope to keep up with your 24 posts but have to go out later. Good luck Pat.

    Yvonne.

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  4. Happy birthday, Pat! I wonder what you will eat on your special day?

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  5. $1809.47? Uhhh, will you take a post-dated out-of-town three-party check?

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    1. Just be sure and put the right postage on it
      And sign it in a pen name to make it legit

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  6. Oh my, that looks
    Like a stellar work of art
    Cassie is quite the creator
    She scratches with such heart

    Happy Birthday, Pat!
    Missed your big day
    Now to catch up
    For all on display

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    1. She knows how to create
      Or at least eat all the food on her plate

      Thanks indeed
      Plenty to catch up on at our feed

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