Friday, March 23, 2018

Fourteen Has Thrill For A Mighty Big Bill!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.

You get the pointy end.
That is a swell buy, my friend.
You can stab and stick.
Like sit on it some slick.

All your foes will run.
You can even see the sun.
Or that could be a glare.
Oh, fyi, you have to climb up there.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$5876.99 came through.
Someone wants it at their zoo.
Theresa won twice in a row?
Damn, watch out at Halloween near her show.

And now auction fourteen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.


  1. Excellent Pat and only ten more to do.


  2. Two wins for me? I'm off to buy a ticket for the lottery!

    1. Could be lots of dough
      To win at your show

  3. A pointy burst
    Could come in handy
    To trap the guy
    Stealing the candy

    1. Poke him in the ass
      Or make another pass