Monday, March 19, 2018

Here Is A Story In All Its Glory!

The cat wanted to tell you a tale, but that kinda did fail. Maybe it failed because of strife. Maybe it failed because of life. Maybe it didn't fail at all. Beats me at my hall.

The cat was out.
Out and about.
What's with the about?
Right! Figured that out.

The story of my life.
Free from stress and strife.
Mocking each human sap.
I think it's time for a nap.

In urgent need.
Urgent need to feed.
Just all in your head.
You were just fed.

The story of my life.
Free from stress and strife.
Mocking each human sap.
I think it's time for a nap.

Money is tight.
It may bite.
That must suck.
Can you get out a buck?

The story of my life.
Free from stress and strife.
Mocking each human sap.
I think it's time for a nap.

Donate today.
Only $5645 you have to pay.
You'll get a big red nose.
Thought I'd say rose?

The story of my life.
Free from stress and strife.
Mocking each human sap.
I think it's time for a nap.

Beginning to end.
A beginning end trend.
That you need to amend.
Did I offend?

The story of my life.
Free from stress and strife.
Mocking each human sap.
I think it's time for a nap.

Damn, I'd really go all repeat if the story of my life hit the street. If I had to say that every time it would sure cut into each chime. Oh look, I just took a shit. I even buried it. Whoops, story of my life changed. Is your mind blown that it was rearranged? Does your life have one whole story? My, that must be boring with no glory. Hopefully it's a good re-run at least. Did you catch on to this furry beast? That saying was just said to me by a lass. So the not so singular story of my life came from my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

48 comments:

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    1. It's 3 in a row it's a thrill
      To think it's 10 minutes late
      Question! has it lost its appeal
      Let it be, better not speculate

      Hank

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    2. Ups and downs
      For #1 crowns
      Away it shall go
      High or low

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  2. That's starting to be the story of our cats' lives although we try to vary it up with play. And random kitty treats.

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    1. Both of those are a win
      And sure not a sin

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    1. Each day is a new chapter in the story of life, remember you always have the option to edit ...haha...or take the story in a new direction it may be slow in the beginning, but the pace could quicken! One just never knows, do they?

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    2. Good morning True!
      Great company

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    3. Could go many a way
      Never know what could come to play
      Flip the page and up it could go
      But shit could happen also though

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    4. Well, crap always happens like getting sick.
      or getting hit with a brick...

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    5. Both sure suck
      Like getting hit by a truck

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  4. Free from simple stress and strife
    Pets do lead an easy life
    Each day is lived on Easy Street
    They come inside, don't wipe their feet

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    1. They don't give a crap
      Some even eat it across the map

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  5. You need to donate to me today
    because you used the word "mock" at your bay.
    You and I both know
    that belonged to me at my shore.
    So pay up right now, you evil cat
    or we'll be in another terrible spat.
    The kind like we had back in the day,
    when my dogs would come visit your bay!
    Put the money into my Paypal fund
    or you and the others need to run.

    *ah, I miss the good "ol''days, Pat. Just gearing up for being on Blogger every day in April. haha

    Elsie

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    1. haha those sure were fun
      As we gave them a run
      But belonged is the key word
      You flipped it the bird
      You went all wordpress way
      Oh the shame at your bay
      So you get no pay
      That's the final say
      If your one eye can't see
      Maybe it needs the thick lens of an old granny lol

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  6. Some days my life feels like a broken record of doing the same things over and over again. Enjoyed your rhyme. Hoping for spring, not winter today.

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    1. Some days that is the way
      Have to be done to see the next day

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  7. Thanks for the scoop, we always appreciate that!

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  8. Hm. Parts of today's post seemed rather repetitious, in a redundant way that tended to repeat itself over and over, again and again. Or did I say that already?

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    1. Was it as a rinse and repeat?
      Or did it have a different beat?

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  9. Sometimes I wish I could have the worry-free life of a pet. But that might get rather mundane.

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    1. That it may
      They sure seem happy either way

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  10. Well, some days are just like that. I think I'm having one of those today as a matter of fact.

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    1. Makes you appreciate the other ones
      When they have their runs

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  11. orlin N cassie....storee oh R livez......well, letz start with de catz that roamed durin de timez oh de grate peer a midz.....settle in....N grab a snax !!!! ☺☺♥♥

    storee of de FSG life.....grab a blankit N pree pare ta snooze ~~~~~~ BORING !!!!!! ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Yours could be a great book
      The FSG might only get a strange look

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  12. Cats have it all figured out.
    Eat, nap, and then go running about.
    Cat's do not worry.
    They're never in a hurry.
    Ah, the life of a cat.
    I would love a little of that.

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    1. They just relax away
      And enjoy the day
      The way to be
      At many a sea

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  13. Cats do what they please- maybe they have it all figured out...
    ~Jess

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    1. That they may
      Or fake it well at each bay

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  14. I get more hits when I share
    Something personal that wasn’t fair
    I get good support when I raise dough
    For others I don’t know
    So I won’t complain
    About others doing the same

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    1. The story comes
      But some are just bums

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  15. Ah, the stress free life. Boring and unchanging can be good for a while.

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    1. That it can be
      At least for a while at one's sea

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  16. story of your life - stop smashing that printer. Time for a spring fling...of the printer.

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    1. Tomorrow it comes
      Feel up some bums

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  17. Please, no more begging for money on the internet. Every day I see a new GoFundMe pop up on my Facebook timeline. Maybe they should stop being so bored and go to work.

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    1. That they should
      If only they would

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  18. I've often thought
    There should be an app
    That makes you feel
    Like a napping cat

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  19. An excellent verse Pat, I wish I could be free from"Stress and Strife." It'll come I'm sure.

    Yvonne.

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  20. We are just like your pussy cats
    we do our thing and repeat-annoying like crying brats.
    We sleep then eat, go to work and eat some more
    we just do a bit more which may be why we snore.

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    1. A little more brings the snore?
      Glad the cat doesn't exert himself at our shore

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