Friday, March 23, 2018

Seventeen Is Up To Bat And Won't Fall Flat!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


A half-chewed tennis ball.
This one has it all.
See that hole there?
It talks when you stare.

It can squeak.
Maybe even creak.
Just give it a try.
Let your signs fly.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$5638.98 popped in.
Someone wants to take the talking ball for a spin.
That someone is Blue once more.
That teaching job must be paying well at his shore.

And now auction seventeen has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

9 comments:

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    1. You should have auctioned a blue ball
      Just sayin’ he might have put up more cash
      Now away I must dash...,

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    2. haha blue balls for blue
      He may think that ewww

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  2. Loved the pick of the half chewed ball.
    Must go now to answer an phone call.

    Yvonne.

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  3. I will forego the auction, but appreciate how cats can utterly destroy what ever they truly love.

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    1. They can do that with ease
      Beats having fleas

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  4. That looks like something my dogs have torn up in 15 seconds flat. I had no idea that cats could do that!

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    1. They can when they wish
      Treat it like fish

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