Friday, March 2, 2018

Time To Force With The Source!

This is a whole other kind of force. No need to go all Yoda on a golf course. Not sure why that popped in. We'll blame it on so and so for a win. What? We can't do that? Bah, you humans do it where you are at.

Ever reliable on the go.
This is something you need to know.
There is no reason not to tell.
This information is ever so swell.

It will swell your head.
You may want to stay in bed.
It will swell your face.
Are you ready to embrace?

The world will end today.
Yep, kaput at your bay.
Even here at little old mine.
That is so bad for the feline.

But how do I know?
Ever reliable on the go.
Reliable sources that is.
One is just a math whizz.

The other is a mathlete.
He really can compete.
Or it could be a she.
I'm not telling thee.

Another comes from far away.
They really know what to say.
They said it all times two.
They even had proof that I can't show you.

That tidbit is the best.
It stood them above the rest.
You can't beat my sources.
They even own their own horses.

Hmm did that give them away?
Nah, plenty of horses across the bay.
Or is there that many over there?
Bah, the world will end so what do I care.

Another source came to me.
He told me...or was it a she?
I can't tell you that.
But he told me the Earth is flat.

Can you believe that guy?
That source ran dry.
But these sources are true.
I swear that they have a clue.

Don't you love reliable sources at your sea? I'm sure they are so reliable that they charge a fee. Or maybe they are from outer space. Tinfoil hat people might embrace. I have a reliable source that says tomorrow will come. Don't you love the gullibility of the dumb? Hmm, did you fall for my reliable source pass? Hopefully not, or you may get made fun of by my little rhyming ass.

Enjoy your winter, smash a printer.

49 comments:

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    1. That's 2 in a row
      Going about it slow

      Hank

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    2. Staying on top
      As Suza tries to make you flop

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  2. A reliable source
    Seems media driven
    Most of it suspect
    And that's a given

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    1. A given indeed
      Ratings must take seed

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    2. Hello Susa
      I've meant to say, "I see you're back"
      Still "UP" and "at em" not in the sack
      ~~~~~~~
      Welcome back

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    3. Who is she at?
      Hmm could go all wrong with that

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    4. Aw, thanks Belva. Very kind of you!

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    5. Kind old lady
      Not shady lol

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  3. Time To Force With The Source!
    Moving around but may get lost
    Is it reliable
    For one so able
    Just tell them who is the boss!

    Hank

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    1. Tell them the way
      And that's all they say

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  4. Always a good thing to have some reliable source.

    Enjoy your weekend.
    Yvonne.

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  5. I wish I was a mathlete! My computation skills aren't overly lovely. :) Here to wish you a dandiful day!

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    1. Well you have a handy machine
      That makes math serene

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  6. The dumb keep getting dumber and that is pretty reliable!

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    1. Reliable as can be
      As that you can see

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  7. Nothing reliable about the Internet, that's for sure.

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  8. Enter my porche
    To get to the source
    If you get a divorce
    Show some remorse

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  9. play whisper down the lane..there's your source

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    1. Can it be a street?
      No garbage would be neat

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  10. Well, gee. You didn't expect them to say they got the info from UN-reliable sources, did ya?

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    1. Would be interesting to see
      Probably be true-er what came to be

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  11. News these days...
    Nothin' but a ratings craze
    Who can be first
    To publish the worst
    I'd rather ride my bike
    With someone I like

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  12. Freedom eagle dot facebook said Hillary Clinton invented aids

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  13. The comment above me - LOL! And Al Gore invented the Internet, too.

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    1. Yep, made it so
      Stops global warming don't you know

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  14. I vaguely recall a Peanuts strip in which Charlie Brown gave Lucy all sorts of ways, in the form of percentages, that men were better than women. And when she asked where he got all of those statistics, he replied, "I just now made them all up!"

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    1. That's how most go
      Or they tweak to make it so

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  15. orlin N cassie; heerz what we can ree lie on; still thinkin....uh......♫♪♫♪.......and still thinkin yet ~~~~~ ♥♥☺☺

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    1. Better off taking a nap
      That will fill the gap

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  16. Beware when someone says they got it from a reliable source.
    They might be right, but they could be wrong, of course.

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    1. Wrong is usually the way
      When that they say

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  17. Reliable source. Always have to check that a couple of times to make sure.

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    1. That one does
      Sometimes just because

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  18. Oh, that's right. The world's supposed the end AGAIN soon. I won't hold my breath. lol

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    1. lol will end quicker that way
      Pfft to the world ending crap at any bay

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  19. Good one, Pat!
    Reminding people to think where they're at!

    This post brought to mind the Heaven's Gate Cult whose members committed suicide some twenty years ago, so their souls would be taken to a higher level by aliens traveling in a spaceship in the tail of Hale-Bopp Comet. I still can't believe that the cult members fell for such a bizarre story, but apparently their persuasive leader thought he had a reliable source! You have to question every "reliable source." Too many people get taken in, especially today.

    Have a good one!

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    1. Some people thrive on getting taken in too
      They are followers through and through

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  20. Too many sources are unreliable these days!

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    1. That they are
      Hit them all with a car

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  21. Reliable source usually equals fake news.

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    1. Just about every time
      They just churn the crap out on a dime

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