Friday, March 23, 2018

Twenty May Be A Fright Unless You Look Just Right!

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


An open crack.
That sure doesn't lack.
Bid on the crack.
Won't break any back.

How will you get it?
I don't know that shit.
It is your crack.
So give it a whack.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

$456.88 for the crack.
Some want it for a pack.
For Brian the cat is the winner.
Maybe that is where he'll hid his dinner.

And now auction twenty has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

7 comments:

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    1. A cat could sneak in that crack
      and there he would relax

      You are racking up the dough...

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    2. That it would
      Rich in our hood

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  2. I couldn't sleep
    So had a peep.
    At how you were progressing.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Well, at least it wasn't a plumber's crack that he won :P

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    1. No crack like that
      Would scare the cat

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