Friday, March 23, 2018

What Could It Be With Number Three?

Are you confused? That makes me amused. For 24 posts in one day is back. A day early at our shack. Why is that? Why we are running an auction so we can get a birthday gift for Pat. (Psssst. The giant golden litter box we will buy is for us, but we can't mention that or Pat will fuss.) So let's see what things we can find. I'm sure many will bid as they are all one of a kind.


This will be a hit.
It contains my spit.
I tend to chew and chew.
But that you already knew.

You get the corner that's chewed.
I call it, Corner Nude.
You can hang it on your wall.
It must be gotten by one and all.

Get your bidding ready.
Oh, here they come steady.
Wow, they are really pouring in.
I don't know who will win.

And we have a winning bid.
Just let me check my grid.
I mean my number generator thingy.
Shh, I didn't really fake it with that majiggy.

And with a $15,678.93 bid,
No, that's not in quid,
Betsy wins the Corner Nude display.
Damn, that etsy shop of hers must really pay.

And now auction three has come due. There are plenty more to get through. The cat will be rich after this and the winners will have such bliss. Just knowing these things were graced by the cat. They will sell them on eBay and make their own wallet fat. Join us for the next auction that comes to pass. You never know what will show from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

13 comments:

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    1. T for Three
      You are confusing thee

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    2. Confusing day
      Come what may
      Up late
      Is your fate

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    3. Coukdn’t Sleep
      Tossed and turned
      Trying to slip into the deep

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    4. One of those
      Sure brings woes

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  2. It's number three,
    I'm still here.....see?

    Yvonne.

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  3. Betsy claims #3
    hope the chewed artwork
    Brings her glee

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  4. Chewing corners, eh? My husband chewed up an entire armrest in the backseat of his parents car when he was little. Maybe him and that corner chewer are related?

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    1. haha damn, look at him go
      Related, you never know

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  5. A corner chewed
    Such a gift
    But Betsy may decide
    To set it adrift

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    1. That she may
      Could float down the bay

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