Friday, April 6, 2018

A Horny Day At My Bay!

I know you are asking yourself one question now. Can a cat who is snip snip still be horny somehow? The cat will answer that for you with ease today. We are oh so horny at our bay.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!

5+3=8=H


A horn of the day.
Right there on display.
Isn't he a horny sight?
 One that is not even bright.



 Time to fish.
Make a wish.
Give it a rub.
A horny fishing hub.

Not quite there?
Hey, meat to spare.
Sure looks snip snip.
Watch that grip.



Or use a stick.
Horny some slick.
The devil of Blue.
 He'll poke his horns in you.



Supposedly has taste.
 Don't you want that paste?
May have to cross the sea.
Enjoy your spotted dick eating spree.


Bat nipples galore.
They sure can soar.
 Don't you love the sight?
Hey, they have a sharp might.



Maybe skip the spotted dick.
Eat a carrot some slick.
That will give you a fun day.
 What? Wrong holiday on display?


A horny duck.
That rhymes with truck.
Is it a two for one?
Must be some horny fun.


Origins of it.
Horny by a bit.
So it came to be.
This is the true horny.


Now what do you see?
Done the horny spree?
Or are you stuck in the gutter?
Come now, don't stutter.


I guess being snip snip does blind me. I have no idea what you humans go on about at your sea. Are you horny in any of these ways? Damn, I could go on for days. The cat may not even get it right. Hmm maybe I'm just nuts at my site. Snip snip sure has gone to my head. Should I put this to bed? Did you know horny comes from a goat? Don't let one in your boat. The cat is done with his H pass. I surely am not much of a horny little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

43 comments:

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    1. That's 4 in a row
      Moving in the shadow!

      Hank

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    2. Creeping on up
      Without a hiccup

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  2. Love the title Pat. My star sign is Taurus The Bull so that I suppose speaks for itself.
    A great read for Friday.

    Yvonne.

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  3. A Horny Day At My Bay!
    Just not my kind of day
    Horny as a goat
    Makes one gloat
    To seek any kind of play

    Hank

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  4. poor Cat has no idea what he's missing...

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    1. Snip snipped too young
      Away it was flung

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  5. Any post with a goat is a good one!

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    1. Wait until you get a goat that wants to let you in the house
      Yep, they treat it just like a pet mouse

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  6. All that gave me the giggles!

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  7. snicker snicker on a Friday. Funny post

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    1. Had to toot that horn
      So the post was born

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  8. In that last one I did see
    a scary face at your sea
    why are on the letter h so soon
    when the rest of us are yet to bloom
    until a few more days?
    Do you think this is a race?
    You and your odd math
    need to throw it in the bath.
    And keep the pace with the rest of us
    or we will throw you under the bus!

    Elsie

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    1. Pfffft says the cat
      You can go splat
      No pace is had
      We'll just drive you mad
      Going this way and that
      A scary face? Wow you saw your reflection where you're at lol

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    2. And so the cat is mean at his sea
      what else did I expect him to be?
      Not following the rules of the show
      then again, you're a cat, what do you know?

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    3. Rules are for fools
      Leave them to schools
      That we know
      And how to nap on the go

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  9. I think I must have chosen the wrong day
    To read about this man play
    Some images I can do without
    Now you've made me want to pout

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    1. haha it shall show
      Beats zombie toe

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  10. Heh. Reminds me of an old meme with a guy saying "Could you stroke my ego for me? It's in my front pocket."

    It also reminds me of an old post of mine where Orson asked "And why do they call it 'fixed,' anyway? If anyone ever does it to you, I'll bet you start thinkin' of yourself as 'broken!' "

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    1. Orson sure is wise indeed
      Broken is more like it to take seed

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  11. The hot dog mutilation was wonderful. I hate hot dogs. I'll make this for my husband.

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    1. haha would be funny to do
      And stick in view

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  12. That blue devil means business at your sea
    Poking his horns in folks in the place to be

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    1. An ass poker at hand
      Stick your butt in the sand

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    2. What Blue is not Blue
      He is red instead...

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    3. Blast from the past
      Ever so fast

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    4. A horney Blue
      But no red shoe!

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    5. Just a stick
      That may get ick

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    1. the boots work great
      Such a red fate

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  14. I always thought superheroes love tight outfit!

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    1. They may feel frisky
      Or got in the whisky

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  15. Cartman's mom never had an extra carrot to give.

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  16. Well, I for one can't wait to see what Google Nuts land on this post.

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    1. haha could be a few
      Horn dogs through and through

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  17. This post had me laughing all the way through! 5+3=8 ~ definitely next in the FSeries. And H is the 8th letter in the alphabet. You''re going to be beyond the alphabet soon, so I'm wondering where you'll go with letters...

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    1. haha glad it was run
      Hey, doesn't always have to be a forward run

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  18. Horny is fun
    I like this a ton.
    I like that devil and the spotted dick
    Nope...never mind I would eat that, I might get sick.
    Give me a unicorn any day
    They are beautiful and they also love hay.

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    1. haha no spotted dick?
      Yeah, that would be ick
      Stick with hay
      And a unicorn for play

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