The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!
20-4=16=P
A personal post.
Through it we'll coast.
Or maybe even breeze.
Could be a main squeeze.
That even used?
Ah well, I'm amused.
But if you squeeze too hard,
I may shit in your yard.
Hey, it's the truth.
How's that for personal at my booth?
It will leave you with a gift too.
That ups the spirits of you.
Deeper you want?
That's a whole gutter taunt.
Want something that will haunt?
My, what else do I have to flaunt?
Maybe I should hire.
The job would expire.
But personnel for personal stuff.
That job wouldn't be tough.
Don't confuse the two.
Could come back to bite you.
Oh let's spill it all.
Umm...no repeats at my hall.
Been there, done that.
Can't be a more personal cat.
I guess the job ran dry.
No pay, oh me, oh my.
That's sooo personal though.
I took away your dough.
Now all know.
You made a whole zero.
You said it first?
The bubble did burst?
Whoops, you say far worse.
Yet me you curse?
Soooo personal it was.
I blame you because.
I put it out there.
But it is all the fault of your lair.
Like my personal touch? Was it too much? Maybe not enough. Hey, no zombie feet in the buff. Don't you love when personal nuts whine that it was shared yet to you they already bared? And to half the town. My, they sure deserve the oh so personal town. Feel free to share that you can squeeze the shit out of me. I personally will leave you be. Now I may even pass some gas. Things get personal with my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
BLUE says, "Scooby Doo!"
ReplyDeleteHey how could this be...
Blue stopping by the kitty cat tree?
Well, Scooby Dooweeeeeee!
No work today
At the blue guy bay
No road trip too
(Trying to find my shoe)
No crap to shovel
(No, my name ain't Lovell)
So could it be I'm, you know, number one?
Or two? Or three? Such fun!
Beats losing a bun
Or eating a gun.
Yes, I'm done :D
Eating a gun would be rough
DeleteCould come out tough
Much tougher than copy and paste
And winning #1 post haste
Quick as the Flash
DeleteStill no cash
Gotta crash
Crash and boom
DeleteHopefully no doom
Combo breaker
DeleteWhoopsy
DeleteCame to be
Blue is number one
Deleteup before the sun
Or maybe with the sun
DeleteOh what fun
Or had to pee
DeleteLike Scooby Dooweeee
Or play blue cock
(that's the bird)
And my name ain't Jock
Just so you know
And the blue rooster wake up cock show
A penis day
DeleteThere at your bay?
1
ReplyDeleteHello Hank!
DeleteI came to rob the bank
Robbed poor Hank
DeleteSeconds in the tank
Your return in style
DeleteBeen quite a while
Well done Blue
We had all missed you!
Hank
Blue is back
DeleteA copy and paste attack
Good Afternoon Hank!
DeleteGood Afternoon Pat!
Good Afternoon All!
No copy and paste
DeleteJust typing with haste
Quick as the Flash
Still no cash
Still no cash tree
In the place to be
Not a dime
DeleteThat's a crime
I enjoyed you being personal.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your weekend.
Yvonne.
Glad it was grand
DeleteHere in our land
Great post. Personal is always good. You all have a super duper day.
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteAt one's sea
Personal is pretty purrsonal and darn good too!
ReplyDeletePurr it up
DeleteWithout a hiccup
People do say things that are personal
ReplyDeleteIt’s like they have an Arsenal
Of things to they love to say
I just wish they would have a nice day.
Look at me though, I’ve been bad
I’ve said personal things..I’m so sad.
As long as one doesn't whine
DeleteWhen they come back and align
Can say away
As they join the fray
Hooray for no zombie feet!
ReplyDeleteThat is never a treat.
A little to personal for me
to see your feet at this sea.
Don't lie, I know they are yours
it's from not visiting enough shores
with the the glistening sea
or from seeing me
and knowing I'm the best
and you can take a rest
from your daily posts
like I did at my coast.
Elsie
They are so grand
DeleteGet paid big bucks just to stand
Halloween loves their sight
Then I can stay home and write
And show up your old one eye
With posts every day on the fly
haha ! love this but never will know if was really personal. You always teasing us. hugs!
ReplyDeleteThat we do
DeleteA time or two
yes oh dear :)
DeleteWhen you wrote "Don't you love when personal nuts whine that it was shared yet to you they already bared?" it reminded me of when Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee tried to sue the people distributing their home sex tape. IIRC, the courts said that Pam and Tommy had talked in detail about what was on that tape, on various public forums like the Howard Stern show, they'd long ago relinquished any rights to calling the contents of the tape "private!"
ReplyDeleteAnd with that the courts agree with a rhyming cat
DeleteOr would that be we agree about such a stat?
No zombie feet
ReplyDeleteNow that's a feat.
Hope you and the critters have a great weekend, Pat.
A feat to be had
DeleteSure makes one glad
My life's been an open book
ReplyDeleteFor those who have cared to look.
Personal? Fine--I don't care.
Just no pics of me in underwear.
Arlee Bird
Tossing It Out
Such pics taken here may scare
DeleteFor we don't have any underwear
A personal touch is always good.
ReplyDeleteThat it can be
DeleteAt one's sea
A Persoal Post....Almost
ReplyDeleteCan come at quite a cost
Keep to oneself
Those that delve
On matters affecting others
Hank
That one must do
DeleteUnless they want a limelight view
Some people get too personal on purpose just to get attention.
ReplyDeleteYep, and there are many too
DeleteAttention seekers through and through
would that be up close and personal
ReplyDeletewhat you say may be irreversible
that might make a situation emotional
That it may
DeleteThen the waterworks come to play
My kitties may be thinking I share too much personal stuff about them on the blog :-)
ReplyDeletehaha but all they can do is stare
DeleteOr maybe claw up your computer chair
Some people don't seem to have personal information- it's all public. I keep things a bit more private. :)
ReplyDelete~Jess
Public is what they do
DeleteWe just go crazy a and no one thinks its real at our rhyming zoo lol
Some things in life are not for others to know.
ReplyDeleteBut some people like to put on a show.
That they do
DeleteAll out there to view
Giving a personal touch can be grand,
ReplyDeleteSome people use it to make their own brand.
That it can be
DeleteAnd give them that money tree
A personal touch is always nice, unless you're getting personal and showing us pics of your zombie feet. Then, please, just keep those secret.
ReplyDeletehaha but we want to share
DeleteSo we only don't have to bear