Monday, April 2, 2018

An Ass Starts The Class!

Did you know my little rhyming ass was going there? I do every day with each final line to spare. Now I just started that way. Where is my rhyming ass going anyway? You shall see as we start the a to z. At least in our way with a new foray.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!

1+0=1=A

Time for a new pass.
We have to haul ass.
Things may get out of whack.
Have to get done at our shack.

No need for ass kissing.
That can stay missing.
An ass chewing you say?
Nah, not into it at our bay.

Will I bust my ass?
I'll take another pass.
Can that even be done?
A busted ass sounds like no fun.

You're dragging your ass?
My, aren't you low class.
No tp left where you roam?
Hopefully you don't have carpets at home.

I pulled that out my ass.
Nah, it was just gas.
Why would I touch it?
Could be full of umm shit.

You got shot?
Oh, you shot the lot.
You shot them in the head?
How did popping a cap in their ass get put to bed?

It was done?
My, what fun.
You bet your ass?
Can taking it off come to pass?

A wild ass guess?
You sure are in a mess.
How many times does it get used?
It must really, really feel abused.

You need a kick in the ass?
Did you use the grass?
Nothing needs to get on my foot.
That would be way worse than soot.

You didn't scoff?
You're just laughing your ass off?
There you go again taking it off and on.
I don't give a rat's ass at my lawn.

Why would I give you a rat's ass? Why would any ass giving come to pass? Do you humans even think about what you say? Donkeys everywhere must be in disarray. Did you like thinking today? Did you get off your ass and comment away? No, you are still sitting while typing? Damn, your ass must be griping. Aren't I a pain in the ass like a singing bass? Nah, I'll stick with the tried and true little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling. 

52 comments:

  1. Excellent idea Pat and verse to match.

    Yvonne.

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  2. ha, you say things my grandpa used to say and it makes me laugh. I can see him saying, 'fell down and busted his a%$.' Makes me laugh now that I'm grown and it makes more sense. ;)

    Just saw a movie with a super stubborn donkey and it cracked me up (busted butt pun not intended). ;)

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    1. haha things do make more sense when grown
      Or less sense as we think about the tone
      You're all cracked too?
      Damn, what are you to do

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  3. Replies
    1. Sure there too
      Managing a crew

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    2. Plenty of those in every place

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    3. That there are
      Near and not far

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  4. That sure wasn't half-ass Pat. A bravo to you!

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    1. Can't half ass away
      At least at our bay

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  5. I would like to know why donkeys are called asses. I guess it goes back to old times. Anyway, that was a good post, not half assed at all. Have a great day.

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    1. Yeah, weird why they are called that
      But then most animals are called different things, even a cat

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  6. A kick in the donkey just doesn't have the same impact.

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    1. Yeah, really doesn't work well
      And donkeys may not find it swell

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  7. I have a few of those in my life
    But donkey and butthead don’t cut like a knife

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    1. Nope, they sure don't stick the landing
      Or make for grand standing

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  8. I can almost always use a kick in the donkey! I'm always slacking on something.

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    1. Just don't let the donkey kick you
      Pain may surely ensue

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  9. A little sass with your ass to start off!

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  10. Nothing like starting the A to Z with the ass-end of things.

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    1. Have to give it a go
      Dragging ass in tow

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  11. my mother would bust ass if was used that term. She was a stickler for decorum

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    1. Would sure hurt the fanny
      To be busted so red you feel like a granny

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  12. I would give a rat's ass, they're fuzzy and cute. lol

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    1. lol we may have guessed that
      Here at our blog mat

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  13. Yes, you are a pain in the ass
    because you give so much sass.
    The cat never knows when to shut the heck up
    good think I have my three pups
    so I can send them all after you
    when you decide to hurl the Pringle can of pooh.

    Elsie

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    1. So I have Winnie The Pooh?
      Damn, whatever will I do
      Auction him to the highest bidder?
      Oh, I just a kidder
      I'll ransom him back to Disney with ease
      This pringle pooh can thing is a lucrative breeze

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  14. Like Joanne, my mom would have condemned soundly if I used that word. As for me in the A2Z, I will enjoy reading others but not participate.
    As for my ass, I am using an ice pack on my back, just sitting.

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    1. A2Z is the way
      Can enjoy from your bay
      Sitting with the ice pack there
      Hopefully your ass don't care

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  15. orlin N cassie; we iz lookin for werd ta what ewe guyz come up with for de challenge thiz yeer; ewe iz off two a grate start coz thiz post kickz ass !! ☺☺♥♥

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    1. haha hopefully it didn't kick any that didn't deserve it
      Then they may give a shit

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  16. An ass works better than a tuchas or butt
    So I say go for that ass, when you're in a rut.

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    1. A go to word
      Beats flipping someone the bird

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  17. We certainly overuse that word don't we?:)
    Good starter for the A-Z.

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  18. How about ASSHAT? I always giggle like a schoolgirl whenever someone says that about somebody.

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    1. haha it is a fun one to say
      Although weird when thought about the display

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  19. I’m insecure about my ass. This post made me feel bit anxious LOL.

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    1. haha a little rhyming ass and an insecure ass
      Now there is quite the pass

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  20. How true that we use ass in many ways
    I use quips with ass theoughout the days.
    I often say, what a pain in the ass.
    This is just my sass.

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    1. Sometimes it can be a literal pain
      Especially if you get whacked with a cane

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  21. We do love to use ass a lot. It just flows well with most words ;)

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    1. Mixes and matches with ease
      Sure comes out like a breeze

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  22. I want in on some of that ass class.. .*wink wink nudge nudge* - http://www.domesticgeekgirl.com

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  23. I knew it! I'm right! Fortunately I'm behind, so I can hope that I haven't outed your mathematical scheme. I haven't read all the comments, so I don't know if anyone else has spotted your pattern. Haha, Mr. Cat ~ I'll read the comments tomorrow! Winkers!

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    1. PS ~ F will equal 8! You can delete my comments if you want! If I get time, I'll calculate what Z is!

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    2. I can't help it! I'm ADHD. I can't focus on anything else until I know what Z is! I had to calculate F26 (can't make a subscript) = Z = 107,863 ~ If I've done the math right! LOL

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    3. lmao look at you go
      Sure a mathlete at your show
      Is there a rhyme or reason?
      There is at least a rhyme to my math season

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    4. I've got your number, bud!
      My theory is not a dud!
      Time will tell,
      when with Z you dwell.

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    5. haha Z may be a while away
      Or is it on display?

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