Monday, April 9, 2018

An Unusual Time For A Rhyme!

The cat is going to screw with you today. It will be an unusual display. Are you thinking zombie feet may show? Hey, you never know. I'll go zombie first so that bubble may burst.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!

13+8=21=U

Unusual times.
Go to mimes?
Nah, not even those.
They strike the same pose.

Not unusual to see.
Depends where you be.
But everywhere you go,
There is a zombie show.

Peak and peek.
Unusual to to be in the wrong creek.
The peek had an annoying creek.
I sat by a creak and gave all a peak.

Unusual to hear a shout.
No matter what it's about.
Those shouts don't come.
People don't talk out their bum.

Unusual to see phones.
People don't look at tones.
Nope, they just enjoy the day.
There is no phone on display.

Unusual to drive a car.
No one goes very far.
Unusual to even see.
Unusual to pay a fee.

Unusual to need a job.
Just ask old welfare bum Bob.
So unusual to need one.
Unusual to see the sun.

Unusual to hear humans speak.
Unusual that they don't have a brain leak.
Unusual that I wouldn't say that.
Unusual sure beats the cat.

Unusual I'm now confusing.
That is sure amusing.
But so unusual to do so.
Such an unusual flow.

Unusual to see a rhyme.
I have a whole other chime.
I never rhyme at all.
So unusual what's on my wall.

Don't you love when you humans call something unusual when it is not? Do you need to learn definitions before out you trot? One nut said it was unusual to see a girl walking and looking at her phone. So this post popped in at the tone. Usual would make more sense but humans are far too dense. So unusual it is to see zombie shows and cellphone nuts and kids on your grass. Yeah, and I'm not an unusual little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

56 comments:

  1. An Unusual Time For A Rhyme!
    Not to pursue for it all the time
    It's most unusual
    To remain casual
    Sustain rhyming and remain inclined

    Hank

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    1. Sustain and carry on
      For every new dawn

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  2. Good morning Hank
    Seven in a row
    Look at you go
    I am too slow :)

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    1. Good morning True
      Yourturn coming through
      Waiting for you

      Hank

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    2. True is slow
      But may be a foe

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  3. The strange and unusual
    Often happens where I am at

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    1. You have it down
      But wouldn't that make it ordinary at your town

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    2. Normal for me
      that it could be

      Lol

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    3. Strange to all
      But your hall

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  4. We are used to unusual here in the South, it's pretty much the norm!

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    1. Then it kinda cancels itself out
      As the hillbillies shout

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  5. It's not unusual....Tom Jones sings that every day in his shower (I'm guessing)

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    1. Guessing or know?
      Hmm where do you go?

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  6. Not unusual for people to talk out of their bums
    People do it all the time after they've been drinking rum.
    They say things they think is fact
    but then they have to go and retract
    all the nonsense they said
    with their face a bright color red
    unless they say they forgot all that
    and then they throw up on your mat.

    Elsie

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    1. If they throw up on the mat
      They'll get a can of waste from the cat
      Then they'll wail and whine and wail some more
      They'll think it's a new flavor from the store

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  7. Unusual weather we are having..........NOT!

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    1. it's winter
      Or spring
      Smash a printer
      Have a fling

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  8. Not much surprises me
    Out here in Californy.
    Unusual for us in this place
    To see a celeb with a genuine face.

    Arlee Bird
    Tossing It Out

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    1. Plastic abounds
      Surely surrounds
      All think it's fantastic
      In a house of plastic

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  9. Unusual to see a girl walking and looking at her phone? Really?This person doesn't get out much does he/she? Heh.
    Y'all have a great one at your pad.

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    1. Must live under a rock
      Or always in shock

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  10. People walk, talk, and drive while looking at their phones.

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    1. Probably take a crap too
      Always have to have it in view

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  11. Nothing's unusual anymore. I'm reminded of the old song as I type this unusual comment. "It's not unusual to be loved by anyone." Can you hear Tom Jones in the background?

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    1. That song sure can get stuck in the head
      Hopefully it pops out before bed

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  12. As usual you point out the ridiculous! :)

    Thanks for your support on the A to Z post Genre. It is so very appreciated, as are your amazing stories!

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    1. Usual way
      Here at our bay
      Fun to play
      The WEP way

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  13. It's all unusual if your not used to it.

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  14. Tom Jones, for sure. Plastic faces for sure. Honesty from those that are influential is also unusual.

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    1. Yep, that it sure is
      With the honesty biz

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  15. orlin N cassie....whoa....we waz off line on fry day N thinked dad waz onlee like a H....did we sleep thru de rest oh de letterz bee for U.....it wood knot bee UnUsUal for Uz ta dUe sew...bUt .....whoa !!!! ☺☺♥♥

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    1. haha Pat is doing that new kind of math
      So U came to suffer its wrath

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  16. To one person something might be unusual.
    To another person it might be usual.
    But if a person doesn't know the difference is it unusual or usual?
    And is what I'm saying unusual or usual?
    And who knows?
    Are you confused now?

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    1. We got where you're going
      But was that a usual or unusual showing?

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  17. We definitely are having an unusual April!! Who would expect snow in April?

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    1. Had it before
      But not usually this much at our shore

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  18. Such an unusual season ~ But I love the song, Its not Unusual by Tom Jones, smiles~

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    1. haha a good one indeed
      As the season still takes seed

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  19. Different strokes for different folks, I suppose. I am no longer shocked by what some people find normal these days. The internet is quite an eye opener.

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    1. The internet sure opens many and eye
      And makes you want to give closing them a try

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  20. It's unusual to be usual
    Usually usual is excuseable
    Abnormal is
    normal
    Weird isn't
    to be feared.

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  21. As usual, it's not unusual, to hear the cat poking fun at us poor humans and our perplexing use of language!
    And I am going to have Tom Jones burrowing through my brain all night.

    I know the next number in your series is 21 + 13 = 34, but I have no clue where you're going with the letters. XXXIV? I'd be wary of an XXX post from the cat! LOL

    I tried looking at some math equations, but they made my eyes twirl. I looked at some jokes that mathematicians find funny, but I didn't get them ~ until I saw this one: "There was a statistician that drowned crossing a river... It was 3 feet deep on average." Can't wait to see where you go next. Have a good one!

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    1. Got it stuck in your head
      A win as we poke fun at human dread
      haha xxx would be fun
      Kitty porn could be done
      A good joke indeed
      We go this way and that at our feed

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  22. What's unusual for one is not unusual for another.

    Great verse.

    Yvonne.

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  23. Isn’t normal now
    The unusual cow?
    Everyone tries so hard to stand out
    That normal no longer carries clout!

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    1. Yep, sure has no give
      As out there all have to live

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  24. Unusual to see a zombie?
    Nope, the geeks love walking around like a wooden tree.
    Unusual is a teen that smiles and says hi
    No phone in hand, just smiles as they pass by

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    1. That is sadly true
      As there aren't even a few

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