Wednesday, April 4, 2018

Clowning Around With A Secure Sound!

Two for one. How's that for a math run? Figure out my logic yet? It may hurt your head thanks to this pet. But just go with it at my sea. For we continue with our usual spree.

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!

2+1=3=C


Time to tell.
Tell and sell.
Whoops, two for one.
More math done.

Double the scare?
 Would it dare?
Who is it?
Quite the hit.

A remake one.
Two, how fun.
Or umm not.
Let's reboot the plot.

Done clowning around.
Wait, no clowns found?
Hmm, so how is that?
Would it be catting around at our mat?

Maybe it's fake.
A fake partake.
Like the scary clown.
Does that get your down?

Isn't it supposed to be up?
My, what a hiccup.
They scare poor you.
Creepy with a red nosed view.

Not the reindeer?
Not the same fear?
They can fly in the sky.
Poop on your head, oh my.

Gave another scare.
You better beware.
Should that be the reverse?
Come now, don't curse.

The class clown.
A classy one on the town?
No clowning done?
No wonder clowns aren't fun.

Time to reboot It.
From poop to shit.
This will be rated R.
Clowns at a space bar.

Now aren't your insecurities rebooted? They should be muted. All from there being no clown while clown was spun. My, clowns do get used a ton. Still scared at your sea? Never got the point of me? Scared I'm going nuts? Long past that as I co-exist with mutts. Whether clown or insecurity coming due, you control what scares you. Push on from such a pass and they'll be no less scary than my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

69 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. That's 2 in a row
      Notihing in tow!

      Hamk

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    2. Back on the go
      A streak in tow

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  2. Two in a row
    Take a bow.
    Both good to read,
    Yes sir indeed.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Those clowns don't scare me at all, unless they ring the doorbell!

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  4. What about Killer Clowns from Space?

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    1. They may probe
      Or just bore you for 90 mins across the globe

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  5. clowns are fine unless a red balloon lingers nearby...IT!

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    1. Chop of IT's head
      Then he'll be dead

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  6. Nervousness reigns with me
    Apprehensive nut, so silly
    To shy to courageous be
    But silent observer my personality

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  7. Clowns are no fun at all!
    Good luck with the A to Z - looks as though you've got it covered!

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    1. They can be annoying
      Being ahead means it is easy and no need for toying

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  8. Getting pooped on by reindeer is a real possibility in December though.

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    1. Or at least stepping in it
      Wait...that could have been dog umm shit

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    1. Every which way
      At the end of the day

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  10. I'll shun the no fun clown! Clowns are creepy.

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    1. Shun with fun
      Then make the clown run

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  11. Can I reboot my youth? Or better yet, reboot the bootie?

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    1. haha sure you could one day
      Just live that long at your bay

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  12. Stop clowning around!
    I often wish I could reboot things!

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    1. The cat can't stop
      A reboot would sure be fine to make it to the top

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  13. Clowning around with a secure sound
    Nowhere to be seen perhaps all bound
    Gave a scare
    Being unaware
    To claim them at the Lost and Foumd

    Hank

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    1. Claim if one can find
      Could be a different kind

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  14. I always enjoyed seeing a clown... until Stephen King ruined IT for me.

    It's a good thing red noses don't scare me, because there's a ton of them around here this pollen-y time of year.

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    1. haha seems he ruined them for a lot
      Maybe your place could be the Big Red Spot

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  15. Anything but clowns for me. Send in the gorilla or something with fangs, but keep those puffy, white-faced, red-nosed guys behind bars.

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    1. haha even a bear?
      They could eat you at your lair

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  16. I can deal with clowns....I think:)
    Push through indeed;)

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    1. Push through and get it done
      Make the clowns run

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  17. Maybe I'm back
    Or not, you see
    You still don't lack
    Great poetry

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    1. Back or not
      Could be a trick
      With it without plot
      We spout them out slick

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    2. A new blog is coming
      I still need to stew
      Till then, just slumming
      Unlike talents like you

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    3. Slum it with ease
      Just don't give us fleas

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  18. Clowns are creepy. Lexa's book, Bloodwalker, made me hate them more. No clowns for me, thank you very much.

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    1. haha spurred on your hate
      Clowns sure get that trait

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  19. I'm not scared of many things, maybe spiders, but letting someone else read my writing, that's triple-clown scary.

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    1. But if you don't
      Get readers you won't

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  20. Not scared of clowns, but never loved them. Bears and tigers, now those scare me.

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    1. Bears could kill you with a slash
      So yeah, see them and we dash

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  21. Pennywise is one of
    my favorite guys
    He is scary and creepy
    and makes people a bit weepy
    but that's half the fun of clowns
    when they get people down
    and then they run and hide
    or lock themselves inside!

    Elsie

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    1. Figures it would work
      And you'd find them a perk
      Have to mix with you scary view
      Otherwise, what's a cyclops to do?

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  22. I've always liked clowns. It was quite a surprise to me to learn some years back that some people found clowns creepy and scary. The joker didn't help! As for insecurities, I've given them the boot. For today anyway, LOL! Thanks for always putting insecurities in their place. Have a good one, Pat!

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    1. Not sure why they scare
      If they annoy you, just kick them down there lol
      Keep them in their spot
      Make them cold, not hot

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    2. Aha! 2+1=3=C is another number in the Fibonacci series. Typically the equation is written 1+2=3. Are you trying to throw us off??? A more likely assumption is that you are messing with our heads! LOL!

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    3. haha i would go with the latter
      We like to screw with brain matter

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  23. Hey, we both posted this week about clowns, kinda!

    They say there are a lot of people out there who have an actual fear of clowns, coulrophobia. I'm not one of them, although I've never had any real love for clowns, either.

    I did enjoy Tim Curry as Pennywise in the original version of It. You know, the one that was really good until the ridiculous ending with the unconvincing spidery thing?

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    1. haha two for one
      Mine was written last year with its run
      Psychic at my sea
      Those usually get an eye roll from me
      Just like clowns and their crap
      Have no love one way or another for some Bozo chap
      Yeah, the ending was dumb
      And then some

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    2. I know that spider anywhere...he was first on Gilligan's Island. Yeah...that ending sucked

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    3. Stuck there forever
      Until the tv movie endeavor

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  24. When I was young I thought clowns were fun.
    We'd go to the circus so I could see one.
    Then all of a sudden clowns are the bad guy.
    I never could figure out why.

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    1. Guess it turned about
      Beats me with their shout

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  25. I think clowns are fun. Snakes and other slithery rodents though, not so much.

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    1. Those I can handle too
      Just no germy things at my zoo

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  26. I shut down when you mentioned math! 🧐 Then you said clowns and I stood at attention. Bring in the clowns....

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    1. Math doesn't win?
      Clowns will do it in

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  27. Clowns with axes or sharp teeth are scary, but on the whole they are fine... it's the red noses you have to watch out for.

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    1. They can whack you in the face
      Do not red nose embrace

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  28. I've never understood why people are freaked out by clowns. Then again, I've never seen any of the scary movies depicting them as scary. Perhaps if I did, it would change the whole ballgame.

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    1. Yeah, just a movie that is fake
      And some dude in a costume to partake

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  29. I have been to the circus and seen a clown
    he looked orange but pasty with a frown.
    He is a twitter nut scary jerk
    that went "beep, bop, Bing, Bop" beserk.

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    1. A nutty clown
      With a frown
      Could bring you down
      At any town

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  30. A flying reindeer wouldn't scare me. Unless it was chasing me and flying at the same time.

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    1. Or pooping on your head
      That may bring dread

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  31. I find that the scariest clowns are the ones who don't look scary by sight.

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    1. Those hiding away
      From the light of day

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