Monday, April 30, 2018

Okie Dokey Xylomokey!

The a to z is coming to an end. Now back to my usual trend. Hmm is it any different of a trend? Maybe that I should amend. Or maybe not. For we give X a trot!

The A Mathematical Z At My Sea!

17+7=24=X

Xylomokey isn't hokey.
It is more of a dokey.
A hokey dokey is is not.
But a dokey okie may hit the spot.

Or maybe okie dokey.
That isn't too pokey.
A pokey dokey would fail.
Pokey dokey must hit the trail.

Xylomokey is rather mean.
Xylomokey makes a scene.
Xylomokeys together chatter.
What about? Does it matter?

Tokey dokey up in flames.
Xylomokey won't name names.
Dokey tokey gets away.
Xylomokey had its say.

Cookey mokey doesn't rhyme.
Xylomokey think it's a crime.
So dokey cookey gets the shaft.
Xylomokey ain't born on no raft.

Xylomokeys say ain't.
No need to hokey faint.
Wanna, gonna may apply.
Xylomokey doesn't like to lie.

Dokey okie kinda pokey.
One must be a little tokey.
Xylomokey will never tell.
That isn't lying that befell.

Xylomokey may befall.
Hokey tokey damns it all.
Xylomokey can't make it in.
Pokey dokey thinks it a sin.

Xylomokey rants and raves.
Xylomokey lives in caves.
Hokey dokey has its way.
Xylomokey goes out to play.

Okie dokey Xylomokey.
Time to pokey dokey an okie.
The okie may be hokey pokey.
But that won't bother a Xylomokey.

What was that? You're confused by the cat? Isn't that the way any old day? Ever see a Xylomokey where you are at? They are bigger than a rat. But they are smaller than a bear. They even have a deadly stare. So if a Xylomokey should trespass, okie dokey it away thanks to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

56 comments:

  1. Founf this highly amusing Pat. Yet another A to Z Challenge is ending.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Glad it could amuse
      As another a to z is there to peruse

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  2. Bigger than a rat
    Smaller than a bear
    Nope there are no xylomokeys
    Wandering about my lair

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    1. Not a single one
      Not a single sight
      Around they could run
      Invisible at night

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  3. Xylomokey sounds like some kind of alien space monkey, one that might lay an egg in your chest.

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    1. haha or suck your brain
      Either could cause pain

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  4. Dang, that is quite the word!

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    1. Rolls of the tongue
      Or may pop a lung

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  5. No xylomokeys at my sea
    And that just might a good thing be...

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    1. That it may
      As they don't come to play

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  6. it's been an interesting A to Z at your sea. Congrats

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  7. Great attempt to use X. And yes, Glad I'm not seeing these creatures in my neck of the woods. Congrats on the A-Z challenge.

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    1. Avoiding is key
      As they may bite thee

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  8. Your imagination knows no boundaries!

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    1. Upwards, outwards, around and through
      Away it shall go at our zoo

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  9. Your a to Z has been great fun this year, Pat!
    You had me overthinking where I'm at.

    I cringe every time "okie dokey" passes my lips.
    A Xylomokey I chase away with wood chips.
    Xylem would give it fits.
    It would run in its cave and sits.

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    1. haha made you go all super thought
      Was fun to do with our plot

      It is cringe worthy indeed
      Sits not shits take seed?

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    2. Shits would probably be more appropriate!

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    3. haha thought so
      As fits make them go

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  10. I think pictures need to be drawn for this. How fun!

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  11. Would be interesting to see a picture of an Xylomonkey
    today at your sea
    would have been a fitting end
    to another successful A to Z

    betty

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    1. Could be worse than zombie feet
      Or maybe not with its treat

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  12. If I were an Aztec, I would have any trouble pronouncing Xylomokey, but I'm not. However, pronunciation aside, here are my congratulations for making it to Z.

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    1. Bah, not that hard
      Let it roll off the tongue across the yard

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  13. I'm glad I now know that the best way to get rid of a Xylomokey is to okey dokey it away. Thanks, cat!

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    1. Always helping out
      With a Xylomokey shout

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  14. Xylomokey? Okey dokey.
    Gumby
    and Pokey.
    Yogi
    and Smokey.
    Obnoxious and...
    low key.

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    1. That latter may turn
      Could feel the burn

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  15. Okie Dokie Xylomokey
    All of the same family
    Being chummy
    To every body
    Small creatures not tiny

    Hank

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  16. orlin N cassie....we haz never saw an Xylomokey but we haz seen pokey....well, itz been a looooooong timez sinz we haz seen pokey... but de food servizz gurl still haz gumby !! ??

    ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Did pokey get eaten up?
      Can you blame a pup?

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  17. I did a quick Google search just for the hell of it, and every mention of "Xylomokey" was from someone's blogroll showing this post, except the very first search result, which was this post.

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    1. haha Xylomokey brings them to the cat
      #1 in Google, umm take that?

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  18. I love that the Silver Fox googled the term. :) Look- the cat made something up.
    ~Jess

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    1. The cat does that sometimes
      Beats picking on mimes

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  19. With all these okeys and dokeys and xylmokeys, my head is spinning.
    If this is a test of some sort, I'm surely not winning.

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    1. haha you failed
      The Xylomokey you trailed

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  20. I was with the Silver Fox, I googled too. Heh. And got sent right back to this post;)

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    1. Double the hits
      With Xylomokey fits

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  21. I, like a few others decide to Google it and the first post was a link to this one. lol Funny guy.

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    1. haha brought all back
      A win at our shack

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  22. Look at you, making even Google's head spin today. Glad I'm not the only one wondering what in the hell a xylomokey was :)

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    1. haha just from the cat
      Poor google can go splat

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  23. Xylomokey might know how to dance the hokey pokey.
    I just would love to hear it say Okie Dokey.
    This beast sounds like something my dad would create
    like the wegut, Igot and yougut-they are all great

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    1. Sure can be fun to create
      And watch others take the bait

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  24. Okie dokie you made it through the A to Z
    So many posts came to be, but not really
    more at your sea as you post daily for all to see

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    1. More for me
      Just the way of my sea

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