The cat doesn't need to do this as I just give a hiss. That usually seems to work. It can so be a perk. The life of a cat. Who's to blame for that?
That wasn't me.
It costs a fee?
It really wasn't me.
Go bug that tree.
It was that squirrel.
See how he did a whirl?
The squirrel in the tree.
I swear that it wasn't me.
It was that bird.
He didn't say a word.
He flew from the squirrel.
See how those wings curl?
It was not me.
I'm truly telling thee.
It was that dog.
The one that ate the bird's brown log.
No! Look at that.
The dog chased the cat.
It was that cat.
He chewed no fat.
See? He's up on a ledge.
He's as whelmed as that hedge.
His human just took him in.
It was her that committed this sin.
Don't look at me.
It was not me, can't you see?
It was her child.
She let him run wild.
Wait. It was his friend.
Now no need to amend.
For his friend is the Girl Scout Leader's daughter.
Oh look, she's likes Harry Potter.
It was the author of that.
She caused this scat.
It was all her doing.
I think they call it kangarooing.
I swear that's the truth.
I'm the greatest sleuth.
It was never that tree.
Just like it wasn't me.
Do you like to shift blame? Do you get that lame? Like nonsense land type blame? Blaming someone who doesn't even know your name? The cat would roll his eyes if so. We'll stick to avoiding the blame game at our show. But if you want blame to come to pass then you can blame today's post on my little rhyming ass.
Experience spring, have a fling.
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ReplyDeleteThat's 2 in a row
DeleteDespite 1 min slow
Hank
Even a minute late
Delete2 is your fate
It was Hank!
DeleteThat Poetry Tank!
There
DeleteWith care
It's easy to shoft the blame,
ReplyDeleteWhen it's your fault all the same.
I suppose we;ve all done that.
Like this wonderful cat.
Yvonne.
The cat can take it
DeleteEvery bit
I can blame the squirrels for all the little holes in my yard though.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the gophers about?
DeleteOr did they move out?
Kangarooing?
ReplyDeleteHaha I was wondering about that myself?
DeleteDon't know that?
DeleteGeez, soooo behind in the times where you're at
The only thing that comes to mind is Blue and his lost shoe :(
DeleteWhere is Blue
I haven’t a clue
Blue and the kangaroo
DeleteCould surely come due
Blue and the kangaroo
DeleteOn Bora with Scooby Doo
With no shoe
DeleteAt your zoo
The Trout Tabbies would blame the burd!
ReplyDeleteThe burd always gets the blame
DeleteSure what the tabbies would claim
If the outcome is great,
ReplyDeleteYes, I did it at my gate!
If it resulted in a frown,
Wasn’t under my crown!
Was another one
DeleteWhen bad is done
When in doubt, I blame the cat
ReplyDeleteThe cat if fine
DeleteBlame can align
Playing the blame game is so irresponsible.
ReplyDeleteThat it is
DeleteAnd a long long road down with the blame biz
You always make me laugh and I enjoy that.
ReplyDeleteIs your scrolling blog list new? I don't remember noticing the scrolling before? How do you accomplish that?
Sandy's Space
Good they we can bring joy
DeleteThat's been here a while and isn't a ploy
Some coding I tweaked to make it work
Sure can be a perk
The blame game, where does fault really land, two steps forward or 3 backwards. Depends on perspective.
ReplyDeleteHave a great Friday!
Blame it on the moose on the loose! Haha
The moose can take it all
DeleteHopefully it won't walk backwards into a wall
My country's current president always blames someone else for his mistakes, and always takes credit for any good thing that happens. There were no deaths from airline crashes during 2017, and he took credit for that!
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, the pilots and air crew and mechanics and stuff had nothing to do with that
DeleteJust the orange ape with a brain full of scat
Don't shift the blame here
ReplyDeleteTake responsibility fro what I do
Don't particularly like those that don't
And especially if they get all boo-hoo
betty
Yeah, the boo hoo that comes
DeleteMakes me ignore them as they flap their gums
Always find someone to blame. At least, that is what I found when teaching elementary school.
ReplyDeleteAlways a finger to point
DeleteAnother to anoint
I don't shift blame, nope, never do.
ReplyDeleteYou're the shifter, no lie, it's true.
No truth but lie
DeleteA reverse oh me oh my
It's always someone else's fault.
ReplyDeleteBlame poor Bob
DeleteThen stand and sob
We don't play the blame game here.You just never know just who is to blame. Everyone makes mistakes. Have a good week end Pat.
ReplyDeleteThat we all do
DeleteAt each and every zoo
When there are multiple kids and multiple pets in the house, parents rarely know for sure whodunit. Our kids were always either shifting the blame or taking the blame for somebody else, and none of our pets have ever had a conscience.
ReplyDeletehaha yeah, the pets sure never fess up
DeleteFrom cat to fish to pup
Nobody ever fesses up around here when something is broken or goes wrong. It's always "not me!" pft
ReplyDeletehaha whoever says not me first
DeleteProbably made it burst
I see this daily in my job
ReplyDeleteNo, doesn’t come from my boss...Bob,
Clients say this daily
I listen, patiently
One was to do her third bankruptcy
She said this quite lazily
So off she went to do it once more
I found her a dumb ass bore.
Third time for it?
DeleteDamn, she must be a umm dimwit
There is too much blame switching in this world.
ReplyDeleteWe need to follow Truman's motto: "The buck stops here."
That it should
DeleteBest way at any hood
My Dad often said, "Don't look at me." Usually when something was missing or misplaced. I haven't thought of that in years. I could hear his voice perfectly. Thanks for the unexpected memory, Pat!
ReplyDeleteNever know what memory will be jogged here
DeleteHmm do memories go jogging to become clear?