Sunday, May 27, 2018

An Easy Chat With The Cat!

The cat is going to talk today. As if you didn't know that at your bay. I guess maybe you didn't know because it is more of a type than chat at our show. I just chatted err umm typed. Both will work for today's purpose as this isn't being Skyped.

Time for a chat.
Here we come.
Forget all of that.
How do you like my bum?

It's big and round.
The cheeks sure pucker.
Is loved by a hound,
And maybe a trucker.

How about that weather?
Can you see the sun?
Even if we are standing together,
That question had to be spun.

Do you think it will rain?
Look at those clouds.
Isn't rain a pain?
What is it with crowds?

Can you believe the prices?
They are sky high.
Even on fuzzy dices.
Bad grammar can fly.

Look at that dust.
It is so dusty.
Dust one day we must.
Maybe before things get rusty.

Do you like my shirt?
It is brand spankin' new.
I may use it to flirt.
That's between me and you.

What's for dinner?
Bet it will taste good.
It must be a winner.
That is just understood.

I have a hangnail.
I really hate those.
Rather eat a snail.
Don't you love such woes?

Well that was fun.
I'd love to chat tomorrow.
So much we got done.
Time like that you can't borrow.

You humans sure make small talk really, really small. Seems like it is done by all. Do you even know how to talk about something substantial these days? Has OMG and TFB got you lost in a maze? Are my questions too hard for you? Is the easy chat just easy to do? How about that nice green grass? No need to answer the last one to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling. 

38 comments:

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    1. That's 4 in row
      An even flow!

      Hank

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    2. Even as can be
      With 4 at our sea

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    3. Wishing for a T
      To come to be

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    4. Four in a row?
      At the Kitty Cat Show?
      Hanks on a roll, all right...
      Day or night.

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    5. No T for me
      it was a holiday weekend
      I slept in you see

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    6. Hank's got it in
      With a spin

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  2. An easy chat with the cat
    Not be saddled with a spat
    To be talking
    Is not evetthing
    Forgiving with little chats

    Hank

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    1. Little here and there
      Can sure make one aware

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  3. I can make it even smaller -
    What do you want for dinner?
    Food.

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    1. No drink?
      In dehydration might sink

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  4. That's too funny, small human minds make small talk!

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    1. That they do
      Too small for an mri to even view

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  5. Small talk here,
    small talk here.
    Cats are smarter, the only time they talk is when they really want something. :)

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    1. That is the only time indeed
      And usually they get it too at their feed

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  6. I just suffered two nights in a row of it, with spouse's work-related events. A few times, I just wandered away, I'm sure I looked rude! Lol

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    1. lol oh well
      Rude beats listening to such hell

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  7. hahahah really small talk Pat/cat!! hugs!

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  8. I love how is the weather and how are for dinner hahaha!

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    1. Two people will say
      At the end of the day

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  9. It can seem a little ridiculous
    as we chat about the very conspicuous.
    Anything deeper could be a PC no-no
    and we all know how that can go.
    hahaha.

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    1. But the PC no nos can be fun
      Rile them up and then just run

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  10. I'm not much a small talker, never have been. I'm more likely to nod my head or say yeah or hmm.

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    1. Nod and agree
      Or pretend to at your sea

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  11. Your cat is as clever as my adopted cat Tennessee.
    Loved the verse.

    Yvonne.

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  12. My cats have a certain way of looking at me,
    so that the message they send is easy to see.
    Feed me dear mommy,
    Our tummies are hungry.

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  13. I hate small talk and try to avoid situations where I know it's going to happen. My motto this summer is "If it involves a fake smile and forced conversation, I'm not going."

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    1. haha that is a good motto to have indeed
      we adopt that all year, unless paid to go, at our feed

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  14. "How do you like my bum?"
    Now that is a conversation opener I've never used?
    Do you think if I tried it I'd be abused?

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    1. haha one could be amused
      Or you may get groped is used

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  15. The smallest is to talk about the weather
    It a worse than trying to wear pleather.
    It’s hot..yah, too hot
    Better than it being cold and seeing snot.
    Ugh....oh well, this is how it goes
    Now just go blow your nose.

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    1. And blow it away from me
      Snot I really don't want to see

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  16. Small talk can get boring
    but seems like everything does it
    rather sometimes be quiet
    and not have to pitch a fit

    betty

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    1. Quiet is more in tune
      Many a time at one's sand dune

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