Tuesday, May 15, 2018

It's Nearly Time With This Rhyme!

Did you ever think it would be near? Like how near your ear is to your rear? Or maybe your toe. Damned if I know. You could be bendy. I better get to it before things get trendy.

This is nearly it.
I'll nearly be through in a bit.
You can do the math.
I may nearly suffer your wrath.

9x4 now.
Does that wow?
Still can't add?
Nearly miffed a tad?

Okay, I'm through.
Ending to my zoo.
All good things come.
Said by some chum.

Or maybe some fool.
He could have been cool.
He could have been a she.
All equal opportunity are we.

Or we're nearly there.
I know you were nearly aware.
But I'm nearly done.
Nearly more than the first line spun.

Nearly up there.
Nearly here to spare.
Nearly sure is neat.
One may think it sweet.

I'm nearly done.
The last rhyme spun.
The last ever.
Last pull of the lever.

Born on a raft?
Bah, go to draft.
I'm nearly there.
Rafts to spare.

They may leak.
May take you up the creek.
I'm nearly stuck.
Good it wasn't muck.

Tomorrow we'll see.
What? I lied to thee.
Bah, I just nearly fooled you.
How near? I haven't a clue.

Did you nearly believe me? Don't you love how nearly comes to be? I nearly fell out of my chair. Not really at my lair. But nearly enough for you. I really am nearly through. Doesn't nearly sure have fun? I'm still nearly done. Now we will nearly end this pass with my ever so near little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling. 

52 comments:

  1. Hank nearly made number 1
    Then I came and ruined his fun

    Sorry Hank
    Have a nice day!

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    1. Yes you did. Glad I didn't even try.

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    2. You picked the dare
      It's fair and square

      Hank

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    3. Dare to be in
      A nearly spin

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  2. Dad, are we nearly there?
    No, and if you don't stop asking, I'm going to turn this car right around!

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    1. But I really have to pee
      Are we there yet? Are we?

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  3. No nearly today. A book was really released!

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  4. I'm guilty of the nearlys. So close and yet so far

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    1. Yet so far too
      Or just often at your zoo

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  5. I have been near to my rear quite often!

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  6. Had to laugh at your beginning about ear and rear and being bendy. I;m so in need of a massage and or my Chiropractor, that I'm definitely not bendy! I'm trying hard not to walk unbalanced, but...it's really not possible. Though might make headway with a bit more time out of the ortho boot.
    Sandy's Space

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    1. I'm bendy as can be
      But a massage would be fine by we
      Must be tough with the boot though
      Hopefully back to balanced you go

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  7. Too many nearly dones for me
    I must buckle down and finish two or three

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    1. That you must
      In finished you can trust

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  8. I'm not only at the nearly done, I'm also at the nearly started. Heh.

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    1. Do you switch between
      Nearly making a scene

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  9. I rarely use nearly when I talk
    But almost is is another story as I walk
    The walk, “almost” is often said by me
    I’m guilty, oh well, whatever will be will be😋

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    1. haha almost gets thrown around a bunch
      Almost made it without saying it before lunch

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  10. Nearly time with this Rhyme
    Nearly but not quite in time
    Are you trendy
    Plainly bendy?
    Nearly always falling behind!

    Hank

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    1. Falling one can be
      Behind with the nearly tree

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  11. I don't think I've used nearly in my talk
    Nor written it in sidewalk chalk

    betty

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    1. Good not to write it there
      People may stop and stare

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  12. That's one phase or word that I don't use much.

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    1. Nearly never
      With the nearly endeavor

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  13. I'm not bendy with a rod in my spiney. lol See? I tried to rhyme.

    I don't use the word "nearly" but rather "almost."

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    1. Almost gets the win for a few
      Yeah, that rod makes no bendy for you

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  14. orlin N cassie...de day yur dad stopz rhymin... iz de day hell troo lee freezez over !! ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Maybe hell wants a slip n slide
      Maybe from rhymes we should hide

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  15. As I think about it I seldom say the word nearly.
    Most of the time I use the word almost, really.

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    1. Almost seems to be pulled out
      Gets the win about

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  16. Nearly...smiles...Nice piece.

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  17. Close, but no cigar. Story of my life!

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  18. Sorry I'm late reading, As always a good verse.

    Yvonne.

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  19. I nearly missed the opportunity to get my butt in gear and get ready for work instead of surfing the internet. I miss taking time out to visit and read blogs! Have an awesome day. :)

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    1. Work sure gets in the way of that
      Sure known now with the current 9-5 of the cat

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  20. Lol- I am guilty of nearly. :)
    ~Jess

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    1. Got the nearly down
      There at your town

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  21. I thought I was caught up! I hope I nearly am. I've been engrossed in spring cleaning. Where have the days been streaming?

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    1. Cleaning must come due
      Beats searching yourself from crummy woodticks two by two

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