Sunday, May 13, 2018

Jump Around For Emails Have Sound!

This is one the cat never knew. Emails can talk to you. You don't need a special program at all. They just speak to you like when you pick up a call. Not even a robot voice. Humans everywhere must rejoice.

Email can speak.
Out words leak.
Typed and spoken.
What have you been smokin?

Must have been good.
Got it from the hood?
Am I even allowed to say that?
Bah, no one is stopping the cat.

For you read and read.
And read indeed.
Every email that comes.
At least from your chums.

No reading King Abubu.
Or Russian mates for you.
Or Viagra knock off things.
Hey, could give you wings.

Just the normal stuff.
Ignore the fluff.
I've said enough?
Is reading too rough?

Bah, emails can speak.
Time for you to freak.
Because you got high.
Whoops, I told, don't cry.

For a new one is found.
It has a sound.
It's own little twang.
Could be screechy, dang.

Oh, we meet.
No email to delete.
Now you must talk.
Some may even squawk.

But wow, look at you.
Or maybe hear you too.
You don't sound like your email.
That could be a hit or a fail.

It's soooo weird though.
Not how I thought it would go.
You don't sound like your emails.
Oh look, a ship with bunny sails.

How can you sound like an email? Isn't that an instant fail? Unless you voice record them yourself or get input from a magic little elf. But you don't sound like your email. Is that even possible to hit the trail? The cat may have thought about that too much. Hey, maybe don't reach out and touch. I may not sound like my post. That could be bad at our coast. I'll go back to the sounds of the singing bass. At least he makes a sound to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

39 comments:

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    1. That's 8 in a row
      Take it slow
      There's no dough
      Just a ho..ho..ho!

      Hank

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    2. sounds like you to get 8 in a row

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    3. 8 up and up
      Filling the cup

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    4. Adam, 8 is a big # these days
      keen competition keeps one dazed

      Hank

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    5. 8 Number ones to date
      will 9 be your fate?

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  2. Too technical for me Pat, I'm still trying to set up my new phone........modern technology for you.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Some emails are good, others are spam.

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  4. The way we write never sounds like the way we talk.

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    1. Yep, different it is
      No rhyming when doing work biz

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  5. Talking spam may not be one of my favorite things!

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  6. I have noticed more spam these days
    In my email box
    I don't care what they say
    As long as they go away.

    Betty

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    1. Just hit delete
      Even when they repeat

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  7. It's kinda like: 'You don't look like you sound on the phone':)
    Enjoy your weekend.

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    1. haha yeah, just like that
      All different ways of chewing the fat

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  8. It's like Cyrano - the words that flowed from the good looking dude were really those of Cyrano...you never know

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    1. Never know indeed
      When the words take seed

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  9. Right now I have 8 email addresses. I don't need them talking to me.

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    1. That is a bunch
      Yeah, that would be out to lunch

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  10. But do you look like your email?

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    1. All squiggily numbers and shit?
      Hmmm maybe a bit

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  11. A person's never as pretty
    nor thoughtful or witty
    Meeting in person's a fail
    when one finds "love" through email.

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    1. Fail it shall be
      Real life seeps through for all to see

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  12. Jump Around For Emails Have Sound!
    Talk and write differences abound
    Spamming added a level
    Less emails less trouble
    Maintaining good sense that counts

    Hank

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    1. Good sense wins the day
      When much comes to play

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  13. I'm nicer in emails than when we meet in person. It's just part of my charm :)

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    1. lol a fake nice person at your sea
      Figures with the Halloween NAzi

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  14. One day at work
    Talking emails were tried
    But I didn't know
    And just about died

    Sitting quite alone
    In front of my screen
    Heard a voice from the depths
    Jumped up and turned green!

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    1. haha that would be funny
      Working for money
      Then poof, up you go
      A youtube hit at your show

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  15. I wonder how it would screw up my name
    And who would I blame?
    Myself for being too lazy to read
    Let’s dumb ourselves down and not take any heed.

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    1. Dumb and dumb and dumb
      Soon all will have brains in their widening bum

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  16. Now I'm scared to open my email. I have so many waiting to be read. What if they all start speaking at once? Spare me!

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    1. haha the voices will want you to listen up
      Don't have a hiccup

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