Saturday, May 26, 2018

On This Date We Put On Some Weight!

Yeah. We took a weight and put it on the floor. See? We didn't lie to you at our shore. You are the ones that lie all the time. Even Pat has committed this crime. The cat can't believe it. Some even say it while they sit.

Time for fun.
Fun with a ton.
Tons of fun.
Time to be done.

No Tons of Buns.
We did those runs.
Of course you can go buy.
Added that on the fly.

For that thought is heavy.
Great Scot, get me a levy.
Hey, I'm fine with charging tax.
Having dough can make me relax.

Oh right, of course.
I suffer no remorse.
But oh some do.
It is sure heavy too.

Not just heavy though.
Oh friggin no.
It is more than that.
Makes you into a gnat.

For it weighs a ton.
A ton has just been spun.
50 pounds of kitty litter.
Come now, don't be bitter.

Oh look, a car tire.
You are about to expire.
It weighs a ton.
Whoops, a lie was spun.

Books by the stack.
Oh, you put out your back.
Why? Because they weighed a ton.
Damn, you're stronger than everyone.

Picked the spouse up.
Hmm results in a hiccup.
But we'll say it anyway.
You weigh a ton today.

Dropped to the floor.
Kicked out the door.
Never will get said again.
Especially if said by men.

Do you use it at your sea? Hint: If you can lift it no ton weighing comes to be. Unless you are Superman and the sun gives you more than a tan. Or maybe that big green guy. Then you can let tons fly. Does your spouse weigh a ton? Wouldn't try to use that to poke fun. You may get poked in the eye and given sass. That can hurt a ton unlike the posts from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling. 

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    1. That's 3 in a row
      Bronze medal blow!

      Hank

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    2. Bronze and upward now
      Double digits to wow

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    3. Not a chance
      At any glance

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    4. The pressure of being number 1, 100 times in a row

      weighs a ton

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    5. That it could
      Never been done at our hood

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    6. But it could be done
      Would be fun
      If you're not stuck on the road
      Like a frigging toad

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  2. On this date we put on weight
    Lift it will cause lots of dread
    Weighs a ton
    Has just begun
    It's best to go on a diet of bread

    Hank

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  3. Never tell your spouse that she weighs a ton
    Or she'll be after you in an instant
    and good gravy, you better be able to run. ;)

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    1. haha head for the hills
      You'd get no more thrills

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  4. Oh my, the wrong comment would sure get me in trouble!

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    1. That it would
      Have to watch that in your hood

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  5. Only if I tried to pick up my SUV could I claim it weighs a ton.

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    1. Yep, then it would work
      But throwing your back out isn't a perk

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  7. I’ve used this many a time
    Maybe in a past rhyme.
    I often feel I weigh a ton
    My hubby smiles and say I am the sun.
    Awwww

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    1. haha the right retort indeed
      There at your feed

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  8. I can't remember using that expression. Not any time recently, anyway.

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    1. Gets thrown around here
      Even by my rhyming rear

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  9. Ha! Put on some weight fooled me:)

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  10. Great Scot? What year is this? Lol!

    Yes, I do use that phrase. I guess I should be saying that weighs 14.5 pounds.

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    1. Sure not 1985
      Yeah, should be saving that or you wouldn't get out alive
      Might be weird to say it though
      Although fun to give a go

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    2. Grrrrrrrrreat Scott!
      Heavy!
      -- The Doc

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  11. Put on some weight!
    Forget getting a date!

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    1. No dates to be had
      We're good without the weight though at our pad

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  12. Tons of buns? Cinnamon buns? My favorite kind.

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  13. My kitties certainly don’t weigh a ton but they do love tons of treats :-)

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    1. Treats sure can win
      Allergies here prevent many from getting a spin

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  14. When I'm cleaning the litter boxes they seem to weigh a ton,
    That's the reason I clean them one by one.

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    1. Waste sure can weigh
      As the kitties go in and leave it on display

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  15. I dont remember using this ! xo

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  16. Guilty ~ I've definitely used "This weighs a ton!" It was a common expression when I was growing up. I'm always careful not to happy it to a person though!

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    1. haha yeah, a person would get mad
      Things can end up bad

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  17. Grandson sometimes seems to weigh a ton
    but then it is good exercise to carry him
    though at the end of the day I'm done

    betty

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    1. Yeah, arm can sure ache after carrying all day
      Found that out the hard way

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  18. Great verse Pat.although late reading it.

    Yvonne.

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  19. I put on some weight this year, but it's muscle weight, not fat. The scale says I weigh a ton still, but my clothes fit better than ever.

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