Thursday, May 3, 2018

The Good, The Bad And The...Bad Is Had?

Flip flopping humans are all over. They claim they are smarter than rover. I guess that is debatable as can be. Until they eat their own crap humans may have the edge to me.

Coffee is great for you.
This study says so.
Coffee is bad for you.
This study is in the know.

Red meat is so bad.
This study clenched it.
Red meat is great to be had.
This study is the shit.

Cell phones are fine.
This study finds that.
Cell phones shouldn't align.
This study pulled the rabbit from the hat.

Smoking is fine for you.
This study says so.
Whoops, away the 1950's flew,
Look at that lung cancer grow.

This drug is great for you.
Which one, I can't say.
This drug is bad to come due.
Which one, too many at play.

Sitting is so very bad.
This study says it.
Sitting is just okay.
This study is internet shit.

Calcium supplements work great.
This study found it out.
Calcium supplements are a crappy fate.
This study holds clout.

Sleeping 8 hours a day is right.
That is the way to be.
Sleeping 8 hours at night,
Is too much for thee.

This will trim the fat.
This study says so.
This will do none of that.
Look at the results this study does show.

This car is rated great.
These tests prove it.
This car is second rate.
We'll fix it by recalling a bit.

The cat could go on and on and on. But we don't want to be here until the next dawn. Isn't it fun to look at studies that claim the opposite thing? Ever get aggravated by them at your blog wing? A tiny bit of truth in most, at best. One has to figure out the rest. The cat will now do a study on eating grass. Hey, I do what works for my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

58 comments:

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    1. That's 2 in a row
      Kind of slow!

      Hank

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    2. Slow going
      But still a showing

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    3. Not a flopper
      At the topper

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  2. It appears everything is ok.....in moderation.
    Great verse Pat.

    Yvonne.

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    1. A flip and flop
      Sure can make it drop

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  3. Whatever they say
    The opposite can be true
    Take it with a grain of salt
    We'll lock them in a zoo

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    1. Stick em in a cage
      And earn a wage

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  4. They always flip-flop. Basically, you can prove any viewpoint or result from any angle if you work hard enough.

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    1. Yep, can make anything stick
      Just have to take your pick

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  5. I'm sticking with red wine and dark chocolate!

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  6. Oh yea, the humans say one thing one day then something else later on, normal for them.

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    1. That it is indeed
      With what takes seed

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  7. Study muddy
    Be a fuddy duddy
    Spending too much time
    Believing slime

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    1. Slimeballs they become
      Talk out their bum

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  8. I'll have my egg scrambled please. Heck yeah, a piece of bacon too.

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  9. Oh the cat is on top of the game today for sure. LOVE this, in fact I think thus far it's my favorite because it's sooooooooo on the mark. What's good for us one day is bad the next ad vice versa. My Dad, 92 years old says everything in moderation. That method seems to work really well for him.

    Sandy's Space

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    1. The cat picks at most anything at his sea
      And yep, moderation sure can be key

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  10. Isn't it aggravating? The older I get, the more often I just do whatever I want.

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    1. The best way to be
      Damn what all tell thee

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  11. Right on, Pat! I've given up on "studies." I have several guidelines for eating and drinking: make homemade food from scratch as much as possible, moderation, variety, and damn well enjoy every bite or sip with no regrets. I try to get in 250 steps every hour from 5 a.m. through 5 p.m. ~ mostly to stop me from bingeing on some activity like blogging or budget work without coming up for air ~ all fueled by copious coffee ~ LOL Have a good one, my friend!

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    1. haha that is a good thing do to
      But damn, you are up early walking about at your zoo

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  12. I have seen that coffee is good for you, and then coffee is bad for you. It probably depends if there's lots of sugar and creamer in it. I drink mine black, so I can't imagine it's bad for me.

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    1. Sure some study will say so
      But all depends on the angle they give a go

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  13. So, the moral to the story is this.
    Simply do whatever you wish.

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    1. That is the way
      At the end of the day

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  14. Isn't that the truth. I'm a firm believer any study can be slanted to get the desired outcomes.

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    1. It's easy to do
      Especially when $$$ comes through

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  15. They flip flop around on what is good and bad
    one just has to make their own choices on what to do
    and live with the consequences and try not to be sad

    betty

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    1. That they do
      Live with what comes through

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  16. Love the ads for new drugs! AWFUL! Even worse when you have to rely on them... Hope the flip isn't a flop!

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    1. Yep, can sure sting
      When whoops, caused this thing

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  17. Lol love this! Over years, I’ve realized those “studies” are really not reliable!

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    1. Not one bit
      Many are just full of it

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  18. I don't care what study comes out. I have almost 30 years of experience as a vegetarian and I KNOW I am much healthier because of it.

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    1. That sure is the way
      Know it and make it stay

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  19. orlin N cassie....we could live 90 bazillion life timez N noe matter who sayz what.... we will all wayz state.... bass terd turkeez iz BAD for ewe ~~~!!!!!!! ☺☺♥♥

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    1. haha well sticking things up its butt
      We agree is bad at our hut

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  20. There's always a new study and it always says something different than the last one.

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    1. Yep, round and round it goes
      From highs to new lows

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  21. Good is bad, and bad is good. Such a circular life.

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  22. Things do flip flop quite a bit!
    ~Jess

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  23. Everything one can eat, drink, inhale, or just plain DO can evidently kill you. Plus, every effin' one of us is going to die at the end of his or her life anyway!

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    1. Yep, everything can make us croak
      And death always gets the last joke

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  24. Hmm for every plus, there is a minus
    For every good, there is a bad
    I was told I need more sleep
    now that advice was deep.. lol
    Zzzzzzz

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    1. lol oh so deep
      Go get a good heap

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  25. I look at all of these idiots running around vaping because it’s not harmful like cigarettes so they say. I bet in 20 years we’ll see a ton of issues arise from extended use. Good/bad? Who knows these days? Everything seems like it’s rigged to off us.

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    1. Yeah, such idiots just get an eye roll from me
      Rigged to make us need pills and then off us at our sea

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  26. I remember when eggs were bad
    only eat the white stuff..blecchh, how sad.
    Butter was also bad for our health
    Margarine is what gave us stealth.
    I am sick of these so called experts
    their talk can make us lose our shirts.
    I'll eat what I like but in moderation
    their talk and wanting to sell-it's an abomination!

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    1. The experts can go drown in a sea
      They can do that expertly
      As their advice all comes with a price
      Hoping you'll pay and roll the dice

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