Thursday, May 24, 2018

The Race Is On For The Con!

The cat is ready to run. I am ready for fun. Or maybe to poke fun. Either way a post will be spun. A racing post from your host. No way I'll coast, but I might boast. That or meow. Okay, the race is on now.

My idea is grand.
I'm spreading it across the land.
I must get it just right.
Will help all in sight.

A tweak here and there.
A few things to spare.
Spare we won't.
Can't and don't.

Here it is.
Take this quiz.
Then you'll know.
Friend not foe.

Only a few sales.
So so many wails.
I think I need a tweak.
People just freak.

Take this away.
Make an easy display.
Take that off.
Now they won't scoff.

Sold some more.
But can't get it in a store.
I need to tweak a bit.
People can't understand this shit.

I'll pull this.
I'll give them bliss.
I'll yank that.
They'll chew no fat.

It's getting better.
I got a fan letter.
But still something's missing.
My ass they aren't kissing.

Take this away.
Dumb it down for the hooray.
Now I'll be a hit.
Can be used by any dumb shit.

I won the race.
I gave all a smiley face.
Dumbed my idea down to a Popsicle stick.
That sure did the trick.

Do you race to the bottom when creating? Can't have any of the dumb people hating. Have to make it understood by a 9 month old. That is how you get the gold. As in all the dough, not the medal. That dough can buy you a fancy new car pedal. May come with the car too. Wasn't dumbing it down for the masses great of you? Pffft I sure won't dumb down the sass that comes from my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

49 comments:

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    1. Good Morning Hank
      I knew I was two
      Boo hoo!

      It seemed to be slow
      at the rhyming show

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    2. Hank's back
      With a #1 attack

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    3. Starting all over again
      Not without pain!

      Hank

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    4. Good morning True
      Nice sharing with you

      Hank

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    5. Top of the heap
      A race to keep

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    6. Did True say boo hoo hoo?
      Did she lose he True Blue shoe?

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    1. T for two
      Maybe O needs to come due

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    2. To?

      Instead of dumbing down
      People should smarten up

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    3. That they should
      If only they would

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  3. It's sad how thing must be made so simple for people to understand.

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    1. Yep, dumb it down a ton
      Sad indeed with its run

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  4. Before the Internet, I didn't realize how illiterate the general population was becoming.

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    1. And with the internet even more so
      As OMG and waever else tey go

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  5. The race is on for the con
    And not to let everyone down
    To con it easy
    For all to see
    Make it easier the next round

    Hank

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  6. Humans really are simple minded!

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  7. you do have to keep things short and simple. People don't read or comprehend.

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    1. Not much at all
      Short attention span at their hall

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  8. When things are too simple
    it can cause a ripple
    because people tend to make it tough
    being simple is not enough
    for some folks who want it rough
    we need to send them to the bluff!

    Elsie

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    1. The bluff in the buff
      That could be rough
      Especially if they scratch their ass
      Or some other umm mass

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  9. I wish I dint have to make patterns so easy
    It feels so foolish and cheesy

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    1. All have to follow
      Makes things kinda hollow

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  10. Keeping things simple is the easiest.

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    1. Easy is the way
      So they get their pay

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  11. Got to keep it simple sometimes here
    or people don't understand it, I fear

    betty

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    1. Yep, people get confused
      Although that leaves me amused

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  12. Heh. I like True's response.
    It always amazes me when an author nails it. King, Roberts, Patterson, etc. and that the majority of readers get, and like, what they're saying.

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    1. Yeah, some sure can nail it and make it work
      Their words make for a great perk

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  13. I seldom talk down to people, and I definitely don't treat my blog's readers like they're idiots, because they most decidedly aren't! I think I have a very intelligent, knowledgeable, and perceptive group of followers!

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    1. Yeah, many in blog land are such a way
      Real life the easy whiners stay

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  14. orlin N cassie.....ya noe, total lee off topix rite now ... but a Popsicle soundz prette good ...tho sew doez a nap... N we due knot haz any popsicle's sew ~~~~~~~~~ hay, happee week oh end ☺☺♥♥

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    1. The nap wins out
      Who needs flavored ice about

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  15. I’m not smart enough to dumb down for others hahaha :-)

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    1. haha a perk indeed
      There at your feed

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  16. I'm with Tamago. I'm usually the one who needs things to be dumbed down a bit.

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  17. Why don’t we smarten up and stop dumbing down everything otherwise we will be a world of morons...hmmm...too late

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    1. Too late indeed
      Morons at every feed

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  18. "Huh?" I used to hate that expression, usually coming from a screwed up face, when I was a teacher. The remedy was not so much dumbing down, but rather finding a way to explain something so the kid got the concept. I think people give up too easily. Sometimes it takes work to understand a concept.

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    1. Yep, if can't get it in a minute or so
      A quitting they go

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