Monday, May 14, 2018

Word To The Wise...Avert Thy Eyes!

The cat now has another reason to hate those others. They can't tell who are fathers or mothers. They can't even tell they are snip snip. Even after a nasty vet trip. Maybe they developed Alzheimer at their sea. Beats me.


What is that?
 Are they trying to scat?
Ummm I think not.
Cassie may have gotten eye rot.


I can't see.
Not fully as can be.
Duck a bit, Cass.
Blah, go back to blocking my ass.


Not looking.
Not an R rated booking.
La de da.
 La la la.


Still not done.
Damn, must be fun. 
But not to watch.
Do they need scotch?


Even shifty eyes looks away.
 Guess they wouldn't let him play.
Can't you see?
Here, we'll help thee.


It's kitty porn.
One sure isn't forlorn.
 Two old farts getting a thrill.
Yeah, they are over the hill.


Still not looking.
No one likes their booking.
Oh, he inched out a bit.
Wrong words to describe it?


Cass invited him in.
That is so a sin. 
But I can let it go.
No one wants that show.


He must be taxed.
Or maybe just relaxed.
I guess his thrill,
Umm fit the bill.


Drove me right to chow down.
 Cassie guards our town.
Not even she will let the humper in.
Just the humpee from such a spin.

Maybe they were just sleeping a weird way? Sure didn't look like it at our bay. Did you ever see kitty porn? Bet you never wished for that when you were born. They could have just been sleeping though. Let's go with denial at our show. Our eyes then can deal with such a pass. I guess the snip snip wasn't as good as the one given to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

62 comments:

  1. Replies
    1. And that's 9th in a row
      Nearing double digit's glow!

      Hank

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    2. Almost doubling up
      As you fill your cup

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    1. Yup... pushing Publish is often futile. Sometimes you're lucky, sometimes not.

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    2. Yeah, just comes on down to the seconds in
      As you go for the win

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  3. Loved the verse, loved the photo's, loved the post.
    Happy Monday Pat.

    Yvonne.

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  4. Ha! Laughing at the eye aversion
    Will not look, even the Persian
    Eyes everywhere but on you
    Kitty porn? No... just Voodoo!

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    1. haha a little voodoo
      Can keep them out of view

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  5. Love the verse, especially with the great pictures of the cats. Some are really, really good.

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    1. Always fun to do
      With the cats in view

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  6. Love the pics of the pussy cats
    All of them could be brats.
    They can sleep in compromising ways
    They might be looking for a couple of lays.

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  7. Eye contact doesn't mean I contact when kitties are not interested!

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    1. Have to watch the contact
      Could become a reverse fact

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  8. You realize kitty porn will be one of your top Google phrases for the month now...

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    1. haha we shall see
      But yeah, thought of that when it came to be

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  9. Alex's comment made me chuckle. Indeed, who knows what will pop up for your month of phrases - it could get weirder? Is that possible? I shall avert my eyes

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    1. Probably not much weirder to be had
      Had some crazies at our pad

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  10. That's not a kitty carrier, it's a kitty love shack.

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    1. That seems to be the way
      Getting it on with no foreplay

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  11. You’ve heard all kinds of lives matter at your zoo
    Well, let this prove - kitties need love too

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    1. haha they sure want it
      At least to give a bit

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  12. Does this mean you have to give "Adult Feline Material" alerts on your landing page? That should have some amazing results for you and your kitties.

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    1. That would sure bring the crazies out
      Or just people trying to figure out what it's about

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  13. I think they are cute
    no matter how they sleep
    at least they aren't fighting (now)
    for that you should definitely not weep

    betty

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    1. Yeah, they are in it together
      No fighting to weather

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  14. Sounds like a pair
    need privacy at their lair

    Viewers beware may contain some adult kitty situations...

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    1. Or they just flaunt
      Pat isn't above that at our haunt lol

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  15. Cassie's no wimp and no woosy
    She won't have that pussy.

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  16. Now you're going to need a viewer warning for people who come to your page. So much kitty porn here!

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  17. I really have no idea what to say today.
    Maybe kitties look at each other in their own way.
    Perhaps they are interested in only going to sleep.
    And wish the other cats would not make a peep.

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    1. That they may be
      Just a dirty mind at our sea

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  19. Oh, good. We both do a post this week about porn, haha!

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    1. haha are they gateway posts?
      Should we be heading to lawless coasts?

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  20. Ha!
    Captain tries on a daily basis to supply kitty porn and he's been snipped for years.

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    1. haha guess the in the know is there
      Even if they can't get anywhere

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  21. orlin N cassie......we iz knot a loud ta watch porn sew we R goin with de two catz crammed inta de same carrier N one wantz out ...theeme :) ♥♥♥

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    1. haha that could be
      Although they went in freely at our sea

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  22. Good to see the kittie's pictures. NO more porn at your house if everyone has been snipped. Nothing wrong with that.

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  23. Everybody needs some p...

    love

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  24. Your kitties always make me laugh!

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    1. Fun to show
      As they run to and fro

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  25. We are in a good company
    learning to use time wisely...

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  26. Geesh. Give the kitties some privacy. I'm sure they don't want their pornographic activities posted online for all of thoese Google search weirdos to find.

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    1. Weirdos will sure come on down
      But they are already in crazy town

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    1. None at all
      Takes it at every hall

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