Monday, May 21, 2018

You Are Furry But No Need To Worry!

Humans sure worry a bunch. A lot of it is out to lunch. Oh, you'll worry about that to. What will I eat at my zoo? What can I have to eat? Can't be the same old treat. Could be a post there. But bah, why worry at our lair?

A worry has come.
It makes you numb.
Numb in the mind.
You're in a bind.

What will you eat?
Whoops, hit delete.
Been there above.
Look. There's a dove.

On you it may shit.
Worry about it.
Yeah. That is the way.
Worry about bird poop night and day.

It makes sense.
Maybe to the dense.
Dense and numb.
You should worry some.

But let's take a trip.
Let's do a flip.
A flipperoo for you.
Don't worry, it's not new.

You have a lump on your head.
You may wind up dead.
Bah, don't worry about that.
Could just be backed up scat.

You lost your job.
Got stolen by Bob.
Those bills you see?
Bah, don't worry about them coming after thee.

You can't afford to eat.
No contemplating in the street.
Don't worry about that.
At least you won't get fat.

You can't walk.
You can't even gawk.
But don't worry one bit.
It is normal to only be able to sit.

Oh look, a bird.
Worry about the turd.
Don't worry about the other stuff.
That is all just fluff.

Do you worry about nonsense at your sea? Has a bird ever shit on thee? Do you not worry about the stuff you should? Or at least stuff you should do something about at your hood. Sitting around worrying is never a win, but it can keep you from a street corner cardboard box bin. Especially if it gets you off your butt. Bah, don't worry and just watch smut. I think I hear the singing bass. He's going all Don't Worry Be Happy to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

67 comments:

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    1. Good morning Hank
      you are some quick!

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    2. Good.morning True
      Nice seeing you!

      Hank

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    3. As you can see
      It's plain lucky

      Hank

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    5. correction...just an even flow..

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    6. That's 3 in a row
      Just an even flow

      Hank

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    1. Lol you are trying for number #1
      I think this makes you #3
      In the place to be.. haha

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    2. haha I knew I was three
      Typed it anyway at my sea

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    3. Haha funny way to start the day
      sometimes you just have to play

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    4. That you do
      When there in view
      And a holiday
      No slave for pay

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  3. When it come to worry,
    I'm the biggest one.
    There always se3m to be something
    To worry about, which is not much fun.

    One should not worry about,
    Things that you have no control.
    How often have I heard those words
    Simply makes my blood boil......lol.

    Yvonne.

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    1. The dumb things or probably never will come to bes
      Are the ones not to worry about across any seas

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  4. Bob stole my job then he's the one who needs to worry...
    If I can't control it, then why stress it?

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    1. haha Bob may have an "accident" one day soon
      Yeah, who needs the stress at any sand dune

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  5. 36 mins and I'm still not even close

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    1. Closer than some
      With the comment you strum

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  6. MOL! My Dad did have that bird problem once!

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  7. Haha I have a bird, so I am familiar with bird turds. I know it sounds absurd, I just clean it up day and night ..haha...no need to cause fright...a bird needs to take flight

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    1. Clean and away you go
      Just like the litterbox show

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  8. My favorite saying, 'Don't worry, be happy'.

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  9. I worry about a lot of stuff, just my nature. But by worrying, then things always turn out better than expected. It works for me.

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    1. There you go
      As long as they don't turn out low

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  10. I've had to get worrying under control this year or I'd be a total basket case right now.

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  11. Worry used to be my way of life
    Back when kids brought too much strife
    Until the day I became a wife
    Now I spend too much time stalking wildlife

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    1. Just don't make them fear
      Then they may poke your rear

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  12. Pick a topic, any topic. I can worry about it:)

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    1. haha how about grass
      Does that scare you in mass?

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  13. The older I get, the less I worry. I had the weight of the world removed from my shoulders when I retired from teaching.

    Yes, I've had a bird poop on me.
    It was as yucky-gross as can be.

    Just past the corner of Montsarrat and Paki in Queen Kapiolani Park.
    I've never forgotten that warm green slop
    and hurry past the spot without a stop.

    Fortunately Terry was with me and cleaned me up.
    He's definitely a keeper, yup!

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    1. haha definitely a keeper if he'd do that
      Blah to getting hit with bird scat

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  14. Usually I was always worry especially by my mom, but I noticed I cant live worry all the time, hus!

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  15. Worry sometimes is my middle name
    of that I am ashamed.

    betty

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    1. Can legally change the name
      And ditch the worry game

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  16. Hurry and scurry
    Don't be late, it's a date
    Leave in a fury
    Men do hate to wait.

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    1. I'd say women do too
      As I know a quite a few

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  17. Why yes, a bird has pooped on me. It's a worry!

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    1. haha blah to the shit
      So far we've avoided it

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  18. orlin N cassie...de FSG gram used ta tell her all de time....her worreed bout stuff that haz knot even happened yet.....herz tryin ta mend her wayz ~~~~~~ ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Hopefully they are on the mend
      And away the worry she can send

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  19. You Are Furry But No Need To Worry!
    There are quite many things to see
    Need not worry
    Take it easy
    90% of worries are not meant to be

    Hank

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    1. That they aren't indeed
      As they don't come to seed

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  20. I don't worry about much at all nowadays. I hardly think about upcoming things at all unless they're important, and if they're potentially bad things, I do something about them. If not, then I figure they weren't all that important after all.

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    1. Sure the best way to be
      The bad things get taken care of and onward for thee

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  21. My mom said
    I worry about things 5 years ahead.
    I wish I could change it
    So I do my best to work on this shit.
    As for a bird pooping on me.
    That’s happened....blecchhh but no pee.

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    1. Damn, lots have got shit on
      Sure not a con

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  22. Too right; humans really do worry ourselves sick (literally). We need to take a hint from animals, live more in the now, enjoy the present. Fabulous job with the rhyme!

    Thanks so much for the visit over at Elsie's for my guest post last week; much, much appreciated :)
    Guilie @ Life In Dogs

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    1. Enjoy we must do indeed
      And not stress before things even need taking heed
      Always at old one eye's too
      And a fun post at her zoo

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  23. I actually am worried about what Ill eat. lol I haven’t had much to eat today due and there’s not much available because I need to go grocery shopping.

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    1. haha well you know what needs to be done
      So groceries need to be spun

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  24. Not a big worrier as I used to be ~ The earlier comments are too funny,ha..ha..

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    1. Good to let it go
      And they sure have some fun flow

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  25. The only time I worry about eating is when we are traveling and I have a hard time finding a restaurant that has vegetarian options on the menu. You can't even find a friggin' salad these days that doesn't have meat loaded up on it.

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    1. Yeah, that is a big one here
      With allergies up the ass of my rhyming rear

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  26. Worrying doesn't solve any thing.
    Try smiling instead and see what it brings.

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