Monday, June 25, 2018

A Title For You That May Scare A Few!

There are many different things to do out there. Some have spare change to spare. Hmm is that redundant a bit? Bah, just ignore it. These titles you may want to seek. So give them a peek.

We're looking for you.
Come join our crew.
We are the best.
Better than the rest.

We require a Meat Wrapper.
Don't need to be a yapper.
Just wrap that meat.
Rinse and repeat.

We require a Dockside Observer.
Can even be a swerver.
Just observe and observe.
Quite the learning curve.

We require a Housekeeping Aid.
You can even trade.
Swap for a hearing aid.
You may even get paid.

We require a Decliner.
No need to deal with a whiner.
Just decline, decline, decline.
That is all that can align.

We require Body Repair.
Humans beware.
We are top notch.
We'll even fix your crotch.

We require a Bath Tutor.
You may have to neuter.
But we'll discuss that.
No. It won't always be a cat.

We require Photo Lab.
This job you can nab.
Or maybe give us one.
We are unclear on such fun.

We require a Pieceworker.
It may be a tear jerker.
Working with pieces.
The fun never ceases.

We require you.
Pauly Shore too.
Don't have a cow.
Join the remake of In The Army Now.

Don't you want to be one of those? What they are, who knows? Well actually I know a few, but I had to poke fun at my zoo. Can't even spell or put a satisfactory title up. That is a bit of a hiccup. I wonder how much a bath tutor gets paid. Maybe they take baths in trade? Knowing would probably give me gas, so I'll stay a ever so rhyming little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

49 comments:

  1. Finding titles are more easy to find than actually writing.

    Yvonne.

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  2. Titles are the hook
    for come take a look

    Those jobs could scare
    I say all should beware

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    1. Beware they should
      Titles hook or scare at any hood

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  3. Is a decliner a recliner in reverse?

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    1. Going the wrong way
      Could be at one's bay

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  4. I prefur a recliner instead of a decliner!

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    1. Would end up on the floor
      Decline no more

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  5. I could use some body repair though.

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  6. never judge the book (or title) by its cover

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    1. Unless it is really bad
      Then maybe judge a tad

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  7. Bath Tutor, hey. I wonder what the qualifications are for that job;)

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    1. Not sure I want to know
      You can give it a go though

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  8. Makes sanitation engineer sound pretty good!

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    1. That it does indeed
      They get paid well too at their feed

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  9. I would like the job with the title
    Official nap taker
    that would be one I would enjoy doing
    and with it would not be a faker.

    betty

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    1. Would be fine by we
      Can be done by all three

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  10. "Just wrap that meat."
    That line never works.
    Sometimes they say "No way, my sweet."
    Others say "Heck no, it hurts."

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    1. Got them too tight
      Need bigger for that special night

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  11. I've only watched one Pauly Shore movie, Pauly Shore is Dead. I actually liked it, and not for the obvious reason (the concept of his actually being dead). He and several other celebrities pretty much made fun of themselves, their reputations, their legal problems, etc. I like it when a celebrity is willing to make fun of himself or herself.

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    1. Yeah, when they just have fun
      It can be a fine run
      Never watched that one at my sea
      Deadpool is great because making fun of himself comes to be

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  12. Happy beginning of the week, everyone!

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  13. A bath tutor? What does that mean? I think the titles are supposed to make the job seem a lot cooler than it is.

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    1. Yeah, they are trying a bit
      Not sure one would want to go near it

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  14. orlin N cassie....we dunno...dock side observation mite be fun....think oh all de fish ewe could see....then therz that hole gull thing....sew may bee knot !! :) ☺☺♥♥

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    Replies
    1. There are tons of gulls and geese
      So your fun may cease

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  15. Fun titles. Not sure I'd want any of those jobs.

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    1. Isn't that terminal guys?
      Before the airplane flies

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  17. A Title that may Scare a Few
    There but just hidden from view
    Some are absurd
    Some are weird
    May get at you out of the blue

    Hank

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  18. Let me be clear. I'm not applying for any of those. Be my guest.

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  19. Photo labs have a hard time finding
    Employees capable of minding
    Machinery now out of style
    Now that phones capture every smile

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  20. The jobs are certainly unique and funny Pat ~ Did anyone apply???

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    1. Not sure if they did
      Sure wouldn't get our bid

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  21. You may be looking, but you won't find me.
    In these job positions I don't want to be.
    But what I'd give for a good cleaning service!
    All this deep cleaning is making me more than nervous.

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    1. You want a maid
      So you can sit in the shade?

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  22. A bath tutor ?? oh cat really funny post :)
    xo

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    1. haha you never know
      What types will show

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  23. Whatever happened to Pauly Shore? He was hot for like 5 minutes, then just fizzled into oblivion.

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    Replies
    1. Went back to the farm?
      Son in law caused harm?

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  24. A Bath Tutor? A Decliner? What is that?
    Are those job titles picked out of a hat?
    these jobs are better than working in a sewer
    or shoveling shit..Oh what about a TV viewer?

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    1. That they surely might be
      Blah to shit shoveler at any sea

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  25. I could use a housekeeping aid.
    But they always want to get paid.

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