Saturday, June 30, 2018

Giving Out Air, I Swear!

Today we are giving you air. I guess humans don't have enough to spare. Maybe they are too full of hot air? Does it get hot at ones lair? Maybe they need snow. Can take it all from our show. Back to air and the human blare.

Lots of air.
Smoggy or not.
Go to the fair,
Get an airy plot.

The air head plight.
That comes to be.
Air takes flight.
Not stuck in thee.

That's right.
Let it out.
Smog's in sight.
Huff it about.

Maybe opposite of huff.
Don't want druggies to stir.
Can't huff and puff.
Sorry, Mr. Druggie, sir.

But no rotting flesh.
That is stinky as can be.
The air will be fresh.
At least that's what they tell me.

For no air around.
None can be found.
Take to ground.
Or maybe the pound.

Nah. No need.
Not one at all.
Let it take seed.
Have a ball.

It's coming.
Prepare for it.
Hear that drumming?
It's a hit.

A breath of fresh air.
It came to be.
Now air to spare.
All thanks to thee.

Did you pop a mint?
How is it fresh?
Is it a breath-y stint?
I guess things just mesh.

Is air from within you fresh? Does it come from your flesh? Does it recycle and renew? My, a breath of fresh air must come due. A due date for all. Breathe at your hall. Now release a big breath. Don't hold or you may bring death. Does it smell Febreeze fresh now? Does a breath of fresh air now raise an eyebrow? It sure does when the cat hears it come to pass. I will admit that no fresh air comes out my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

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    1. Good morning Hank
      Good Morning Pat

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    2. No breath of fresh air today.

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    3. Good morning True
      Good morning Pat
      Still no Blue
      Wonder where he's at

      Hank

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    4. Where is blue
      I haven't a clue

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    5. Blue is on the road
      Or in sleep mode
      Morning all
      At every hall

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    6. Just ill and down
      Like a blue clown
      That's all
      At the blue guy hall
      Just so you know
      At the Kitty Cat show haha!

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    7. No ill and up
      Needs to fill your cup

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    8. Ill and staring at a medical bill
      Such fun!

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    9. Blah to the bills
      Never bring thrills

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  2. As I write I have my cool air fan going,
    As it's way too hot for me.
    Is it very hot at your bay,
    Feeling all at sea?

    Yvonne.

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  3. Technically, it's a bit used. Unless I'm breathing on a plant, then he'd think it was fresh.

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  4. It is very hot and muggy here
    I-slept with the air conditioner on
    Resting the heat I did not fear
    Dreaming in the night of dragons...
    Traveling here, there and everywhere

    It’s summer,
    catch the beat
    Meet a drummer

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    1. Around you go
      With the AC flow
      Summer on the beat
      With plenty of heat

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  5. There are a lot of airheads around these days, maybe they too the fresh air.

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    1. They let it go to their head
      At least not brain dead

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  6. Giving out air I Swear
    Holding back when aware
    So,breathless?
    It's Needless
    Keep to oneself to be fair

    Hank

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    1. I don't think that fresh air ever came out of anyone's ass, rhyming or otherwise!

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    2. Haha ok that was humorous...

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    3. haha not even when cleared?
      During though, something to be feared

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  8. The way they're cutting down trees here to build, I'm starting to become concerned with air. We'll be like the Lorax if we keep going, geez.

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    1. Yep, they keep chopping down
      Soon be all a concrete town

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  9. Allergen Reducer Febreze for me. Heh.

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  10. A breath of fresh air is always good.

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  11. Hot here but cooler than usual
    glad for the air
    that is there
    to make it pleasant.

    betty

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    1. The air can sure help
      Stopping one from giving a yelp

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  12. We have fresh air and more than a breath.
    I am a very happy (Barbour) MacBeath!
    Lots of rain has cleared the air,
    and cooler temperatures make it fair.

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    1. Great when rain cools things down
      As long as there isn't so much that you drown

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  13. Is fresh air really fresh? My husband refuses to use the hand dryers in public bathrooms because he says it's just circulating the germy air and blowing it right back onto his freshly washed hands. He thinks they are disgusting.

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    1. He would be right
      I avoid them and their germy sight
      Plus if you turn off the tap after using
      The return of germs are just perusing

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  14. Air isn't as fresh as it used to be. And with t....p in office it is going to be even worse. What can be destroyed WILL be destroyed, He is on a mission!

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    1. He sure is indeed
      Making all kinds of crap take seed

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