Wednesday, June 27, 2018

Here's A Tip With Much Lip!

The cat sees it here and there and everywhere. We have become quite aware. Maybe so aware we are unaware. Sure beats me at my lair. We've even given some. Must have been an off day for my rhyming bum.

Top tips.
Run those lips.
Or those fingers.
Tips sure lingers.

Tip: should be linger.
Don't give me the finger.
A double same rhyme.
Do that time to time.

A double use too.
Tip: don't need two.
Double means same.
Or something so tame.

Too and two.
Don't forget to.
Tip: they can be used to rhyme.
Cheating, but still sublime.

Tips from tips.
Just run my lips.
But my lips can't run.
Aren't idioms fun?

The bees knees.
No, please.
The mutts nuts.
Are you nuts?

The same rhyme.
Such a crime.
Tip: avoid it.
Bit by bit.

Did I cause the shits?
They can come out in bits.
Tip: not all things have bits.
Bit by bit may not create hits.

Tip: they make pills for that.
Imodium stops it flat.
Or maybe a butt plug.
A hole is sure dug.

Tip: ignore the butt plug thing.
Use at your own risk at your wing.
Tip: when it says that it is probably bad.
I'll accept tips in cash now at my pad.

Do you enjoy tips by the ton? Do you tip off everyone? Don't you love it when tips contradict other tips? Some tips must do back flips. Can you make back flips come to pass? I can sorta do it when I spring into the air with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

45 comments:

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    1. Lucky to be placed
      Again in the race!

      Hank

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    2. Good morning True
      Happy seeing you!

      Hank

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    3. Placed back on top
      Of the crop

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    4. "Lost the lead"

      "Hank gained the lead"

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    5. Gained on up
      Without a hiccup

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  2. Tips are very useful and I for one welcome them.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Here's A Tip With Much Lip!
    Most privileged not to skip
    Do you care for a tip
    It works even in sleep
    But elusive difficult to meet

    Hank

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  4. If I read one more tip involving coconut oil or vinegar, I may be forced to give up the Internet.

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    1. haha there are plenty of those
      As the tips strike a pose

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  5. I do get tipsy with too much nip!

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    1. Haha I do too with too much wine...

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    2. Around one can go
      With nip to and fro

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    1. Ha the tip could be good or bad depending on service.

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    2. Do you write them on napkins or the table?
      Do you create a fable?

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  7. travel tips tend to be worthwhile

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    1. Sometimes they can be
      Others are fake you see

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  8. Car buying tips are helpful...

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    1. The good ones can be
      Watch the liars at each sea

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  9. I've never understood bees knees:)

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    1. Or mutts nuts
      Those Brits have a thing with butts

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  10. I do like to read a few tips
    some can give good advice
    I do like to appear wise
    especially if they can get rid of flies.

    betty

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    1. Flies in the drink
      Sure works, we think

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  11. Great tip about the butt plug. ;)

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  12. They say "Size doesn't matter,"
    but they're wrong
    because when I can't see the tip
    I'm gone!

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    1. My tip got flashed
      No one dashed lol

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  13. orlin N cassie...frank lee we could uze sum tipz on gettin rid of ewe noe whatz ~~~~~~~~ !! ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Good luck there
      They sure fly in by the pair

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  14. I don't care much for tips (or any other advice) if they're unsolicited.

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    1. Yep, can sure be a pain
      Eye roll worthy train

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  15. People love to give tips
    They utter it from their lips.
    No eggs, no butter, no fat
    Oh no, now ok..”Splat!”
    That’s what I think of all of that

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    1. Splat goes the eggs in their face
      My, what an embrace

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  16. The internet seems full of "tips" these days. Most of it is just worthless talk though. My mutt doesn't have any nuts. I'm sure he'd like some tips on how to get them back though :P

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    1. haha bet he would
      Poor guy must be misunderstood

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  17. I like travel tips. One of the best was to take a power strip and an extension cord on a cruise ~ saved my trip! Now I always take them with me on any kind of trip, and they have made life easier.

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    1. Good to know
      Bring them no matter where you go

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  18. Tips can make or break your day
    Info-wise or the money way

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