Tuesday, June 19, 2018

Laser Eyes To The Wise!

The mutt didn't work out, so now we have to try another way for those still about. The cat will get it down soon. They aren't going to get into the territory of this loon.


I may be snoozing,
But I'm still perusing.
Don't even think about it.
Yeah, you and your fluffy shit.


No. Not you.
You are grumpy too.
You stay away.
Works for our bay.


Don't sleep when I'm talking.
You better get to walking.
Don't give me that.
You're being watched by the cat.


Don't give me that look.
You tried to get in my nook.
I heard you at the door.
You'll get in no more.


I can still see you.
You're no stuffed animal too.
Those I'll rip and tear.
So you better beware.


Have to do it myself.
Have to get off my cat shelf.
Look at this fool.
He thinks he's cool.


Pffft no way.
You go eat hay.
Can't have my stash.
Come closer and I'll bash.


Two on two.
Bring the fluffball through.
Cassie will help.
Or I'll make you both yelp.


Or maybe no need.
Laser eyes are taking seed.
Cassie is ready to go.
Reap what you sow.


Hmph. Told you so.
Eyes all aglow.
So come on in.
Laser eye death for the win.

Is the cat mean? Bah, those ones are so unclean. They get hair everywhere. They can't come in our lair. Cassie agrees. Her laser eyes make them freeze. Any fluffy intruders coming after you? I hope not at your zoo. That would be bad if it were a fluffy lad or lass. A super hairy human is scary to my little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

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    1. T for # 2 on Tuesday

      No hairy creatures here
      Just a feathered friend

      I have seen some very hairy humans at the beach and it can be scary... hair everywhere....

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    2. haha yeah, those can scare
      Try seeing people you don't want to see bare

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  2. Laser Eyes To The Wise!
    Not given to lots of vice
    His piercing looks
    Not in the books
    Forever trying to be nice

    Hank

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  3. They certainly get a lot of unwanted guests.

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  4. looks like the cat version of "High Noon". Funny

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  5. We haven't had any fluffy introoders since Simon and Seal moved in MOL!

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    1. haha sure have the fluff
      As his tail is tough

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  6. A Mexican standoff with cats ~ LOL I'm counting on Cassie to unset the status quo. Have a good one!

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  7. Bootsy has a scary pair of laser eyes. They're gold and menacing. Schultz runs whenever Bootsy gives him the "look."

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    1. haha he knows to stay away
      Bootsy doesn't want to play

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  8. Nope, it's a pet-free zone here!

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  9. I just have a dog and he gets hair everywhere even if I brush him every day. Cute pictures.

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    1. Hair goes this way and that
      Whether dog or cat

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  10. No pets here these days
    And none planned for a bit
    And that is just fit.

    Betty

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  11. One of my cats, Cole, will get very feisty when another one of my cats tries to squeeze into where he's sleeping. It's his spot, and he's not giving it up!

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    1. haha shove them away
      Or whack them if they try and stay

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  12. orlin N cassie...thiz iz kinda like de stand off at de oh kay coral....did dad heer any western kinda mewsic playin !! ♫♪♫♫♫♪♪♫

    ☺☺♥♥

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    1. Could have stuck it on
      Was a little after dawn

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  13. I think cats have got life pretty well sorted out, probably better than us.

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  14. She's a diva for sure
    acting all sweet and pure.

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  15. Loved the pics and the vesre.

    Yvonne.

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  16. I'm pretty sure Orson's glad he's the only cat who lives with me.

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    1. Being the only one
      Can get spoiled by the ton

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  17. I prefer dogs and their ruff
    To cats and their fluff

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  18. Ahh yes, the looks Cats give
    you just aren't sure you'll live.
    Our Lucy gives that stare
    it can be an icy glare.
    it makes our Naddie move
    but he just has his own groove.
    Jade will just lick Wallace, our dog
    She's our lover, and wallace feels like a God.
    Jade will lick Kaspar and then...Smack!
    Poor Kaspar is on the attack.
    He just thinks it's all a game, our Kaspar.
    He chases and pounces on all..our little disaster.

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    1. haha they all sure have their own quirks
      But in the end togetherness sure works

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  19. I see a novel in the works
    With Cassie’s laser-eyes quirks!!!

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    1. Cassie and the Wild Cat Seven
      Laser Eyes from Heaven

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  20. Patches warns Tiger to beware.
    Her place to sleep she will not share.
    She lets him know who's the boss.
    A few patches of hair he has lost.

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  21. No furry intruders here. My female dog is a jerk and doesn't like critter visitors. My male would love some new friends to come visit though, if she'd allow it.

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    1. haha he needs to entice her away
      And then visitors can come to play

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  22. There have been some very cool stuffies begging me to buy them at my Loves stores. My male cat would likely sleep with it, but the female would kick it aside. No laser eyes required, her stare is disturbing enough.

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    1. haha just takes a stare
      And then all can beware

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  23. You capture the personality of cats perfectly in words AND in photos. (Ha, what do I know. I am a dog person. LOL)

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    1. lol got it down though
      From the dog person's show

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