Sunday, June 3, 2018

Lend An Ear For Did You Hear!

At least cats look at you in disgust and it is feed me or bust. Unlike the dog who eats things in disgust and in everything with you they trust. Why am I telling you that? Can't give a bad name to the cat.

Did you hear, did you hear?
So and so shed a tear.
The cried over dirt.
It got on their skirt.

Isn't that juicy juice?
Come on and let loose.
Go and tell so and so.
So and so has to know.

Did you hear about that?
Wow, that is some scat.
I have to tell one and all.
I'll share it on my Farcebook wall.

Did you hear about him?
He went out on a limb.
He fell in a lake.
It deserves a double take.

Did you hear about her?
She grows fur.
It comes out her ears.
I bet her head has gears.

Did you hear about that?
Yeah. It is full of strat.
Did you hear that means shit?
The cat told me to say it.

Did you hear about so and so?
Is that a yes or a no?
No. Not that so and so.
That so and so is in the know.

Did you mention so and so?
That is a high and not a low.
That so and so isn't in a row.
So and so is my new foe.

Did you hear about they?
They went on their way.
They are sooooo bad at it.
Say that and they'll have a fit.

Did you hear, did you hear?
If not, come a little near.
I'll tell you what they fear.
Did you hear, did you hear?

So did you hear? No need to tell my rhyming rear. For it it gossip hound and not gossip cat. So go be a hound where you are at. Are you a gossip nut stuck in a gossip rut? If so, the cat will tell you about so and so with my next pass, which may only come when I turn into a canine little rhyming ass.

Experience spring, have a fling.

34 comments:

  1. I always keep my ear to the ground,
    To hear what's being said.
    There's always gossip in my street.
    Most of it goes over my head.

    Yvonne.

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    1. Let it go over
      More fun to play with rover

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  2. Third time's a charm they say!
    Gossiping is cheap.

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  3. We don't care much for gossip, I'd rather listen for the food can to open!

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  4. LOL...this reminds me of Cat in the Hat. You always make me smile. Wish I had your talent.
    Sandy's Space

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    1. A smile works for us
      Just find something, throw in some rhyme, and maybe a little fuss

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  5. Sometimes gossip I will do
    Though I know its not good to do
    Need to stop that
    Says the cat.

    Betty


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    1. Don't want to be a hound
      Those types aren't very profound

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  6. I still love a saying by Alice Roosevelt - if you don't have something nice to say, come sit by me.

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  7. I gossip about my crazy neighbors, that's about it. lol

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    1. lol well they make it hard
      Going wacko right there in the courtyard

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  8. Your rhymes and comments are making me smile every day.

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  9. If you're saying nice things about someone, is it gossip?

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    1. I suppose it still is
      Just a nicer version of the gossip biz

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  10. Not a gossip hound here but there are a few in our extended family. It's tiresome.

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    1. Tiresome it can be
      When I see them, I flee

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  11. We cats here don't gossip. We just mind our own business and hope for more food. Who wants to waste time gossiping. Have a great day Pat.

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    1. Getting food sure is a win
      Yeah, gossip is just a waste of time at one's bin

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  12. Lend An Ear For Did You Hear!
    Heard gossips but not to bother
    Waste of time
    Better decline
    To look for more reliable matter

    Hank

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  13. Since I'm not on FB my 'hearing' (Heh) is limited:)

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  14. People sure do love to gossip. Think how much more people could get done in a day if they didn't have their noses butting into other people's business.

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    1. Yeah, they'd sure have time
      And wouldn't whine using that chime

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  15. I stay away from people who gossip and there are many. Maybe that is why I don’t have many friends lol :-)

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    1. lol cats are better anyway
      Gossip hounds can go drown in the bay

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  16. I don’t like to gossip about people, but i know a few who do,

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