Thursday, June 21, 2018

Ready to Become A Fan Of The Dirty, Cranky, Dusty, Nose Picking, Mean, Loud, Lazy, Large, Odd, Dopey, Silly, Greedy, Smelly, Whiny, Lying, Old Man?

Ever see a title that long? Does it sound all kinds of wrong? Do you think it is an adult one? Like the Profanity Granny run? Nope, not one bit. It is a kids book as release number 121 is lit. Ready to become a fan? Say his name three times fast and you'll be the woman or man.






Everything is always right in the town of Cherry Bright. People come and people go. They step to and they step fro. They make sure that all is tame and that every day turns out the same. At least until he caught the sight of the town of Cherry Bright.

They thought him dirty and rather mean. They ran away and made a scene. They thought him dusty and rather loud. They ran home while he stood quite proud. He was sure that they would soon be a fan of the dirty, cranky, dusty, nose picking, mean, loud, lazy, large, odd, dopey, silly, greedy, smelly, whiny, lying, old man.

Have you tried to say it three times fast yet? Is no a safe bet? Intrigued by the loooooooooooooong arse title that came due? Oh the ideas that pop in at our zoo. I could have a name as long as him come to pass, but I have grown attached to simply my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

55 comments:

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    1. That's 5 in a row
      Hopefully an even flow!

      Hank

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  2. A great fun post Pat.
    I'm like that and I'm a woman...lol
    Have a great day.

    Yvonne.

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  3. Ready to Become A Fan Of The Old Man?
    At Cherry Bright things you'll find
    Saying it all again
    All with no refrain
    Just murmuring the name all the time

    Hank

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  4. Cherry Bright
    might bring fright
    Nose pickin’ just ain’t right (lol)

    Congrats Pat on #121

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    1. haha sometimes you have to pick
      Just watch where you flick

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  5. Just turn the fire hose on him.
    Congratulations!

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    1. One way to get the dirt away
      And maybe rid his display

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  6. Cherry Bright looks rather nice
    But that there fellow makes me think twice

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    1. Twice is the key
      When he comes to be

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  7. congrats. That title makes kids read. Looks like a very fun story

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    1. Read they sure will
      As the page it can fill

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  8. Congratulations, Pat!
    Just for today, I won't mention the cat.
    The illustrations are great
    I'm wondering if the old man ain't?
    He looks a bit picky
    his nose is too icky
    what a fun read this will be!
    Good luck to you from me.

    Elsie

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    1. Ain't may be key
      As with what comes to be
      Shed he may
      Day by day

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  9. That was fun Pat! We've got a lot of cranky and dopey down this way. Congrats!

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    1. A lot up this way too
      Need to be tossed in the loo

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  10. You'll be at 200 before we know it

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    1. That we will
      As long as we keep going uphill

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  11. Doesn’t sound like the type of guy
    To earn an admiring eye,
    But kudos, Pat,
    For yet another feather in your hat!

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    1. Admire from afar
      Like way away in your car

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  12. That is a title for sure. Congrats on the new book. :) We are on vacay and the only internet is my phone. So weird. How did we survive w/o Internet?!? 😂

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    1. Thanks indeed
      Not sure how we did at each feed

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  13. Congrats with #121
    A job well done!

    Interesting story from what I can see
    Sounds like it might be filled with glee.

    betty

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    1. Glee it should have a bit
      As the reveal reveals it

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  14. Wow, congrats! A nose picking kids book. lol

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    1. lol just a bit
      With the nose pick hit

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  15. I think that title's even longer than the longest title of one of my posts!

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    1. Beat the Fox's zoo
      Score one for our crew

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  16. Ha! Maybe he just needs to get laid by Profanity Granny. You slayed it again, Pat. I'm very impressed.
    Congratulations on 121!

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    1. haha she may swear too much for him
      And the PTA may find that grim

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  17. What a funny character! Can't imagine hanging around him in real life. Yikes!!!

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    1. Would sure scare
      Or not, at one's lair

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    1. haha sums it up
      As 121 fills are cup

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  19. The title is a store in itself. Congrats on the new book! The old man reminds me of Bevis or Butthead all grown up.

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    1. Sure stretches a while
      Bevis and Butthead after a good long mile

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  20. 121. Woo Hoo, Pat.
    Love the title it's like having a blurb on the cover:) Kids are going to love it.

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    1. haha very true
      A blurb right there in view

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  21. orlin N cassie....we iz havin a time oh it sayin it onze with out crackin up !!!! conga ratz two dad on bookz 121 N heerz hopin itz a best sellerz 121 timez over !!! YAY !!☺☺♥♥

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    1. Sure can be fun to say
      121 times over works for our bay

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  22. Well that doesn't sound like such a nice guy but that is the way it is supposed to be.Glad he doesn't live next door to us, Great post Pat.

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    1. haha be glad indeed
      Could scare at your feed

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    2. Oh, yay for another new book.
      Have the cats taken a look.
      Congratulations on number 121.

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    3. The cats always do
      Here at our zoo

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  23. When they step fro
    Do they do the Fro-Do?
    LOTR style dancing
    To and Frodo prancing?
    That old guy looks a bit sad
    Might want to step um to and fro
    To that tune called Bad
    Might end up feeling great at his show
    Stepping to and fro fast or slow.

    Grrrrrreat post
    From coast to coast!

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    1. Around and around
      Could be found
      As he strips for all
      And has a ball

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  24. Congrats on your new book
    This makes 121 in your book.
    I like the idea of this ugly man
    Maybe he is my client named Stan.

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    1. Stan that bad?
      May need to run at your pad

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  25. Congratulations, Pat! You are determined and persistent! If I were reading this book aloud to kidlets, they would quickly be chiming in every time I read "dirty, cranky, dusty ..." ~ loudly and enthusiastically. I can so hear them. I miss reading aloud to my young students!

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    1. Can sure go on and on
      Chiming in when it were to dawn
      That would be fun
      As the kiddos gave it a run

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