Tuesday, July 17, 2018

A Response The Same With Each Claim!

The cat has watched Pat go to a few and one question seems to always shine on through. I'm sure you heard it too. Maybe even asked it at your zoo. Are they that dumb? The why can even be answered by my little rhyming bum.

Different tasks.
Different asks.
Different tones.
Same old phones.

Pick up and dial.
Add to the pile.
The pile of time.
A waste ringing chime.

A question before.
A question forevermore.
A question in store.
Dumbos galore.

Why do you want to work here?
It comes ever so clear.
Do they expect something witty?
Doubtful when an old bitty.

Do they expect something profound?
Maybe a butt kissing hound.
Nose up their ass.
Adding to the hired mass.

Why do you want to work here?
Does it bring cheer?
An ego boost.
Come home to roost.

Why do you want to work here?
Kicks back into gear.
As if it ever left.
Question must have heft.

Why do you want to work here?
Surely does, oh dear.
Or oh fluck.
Go pass the buck.

Speaking of buck.
Maybe dough on a truck.
Maybe dollars or cash.
A wad full to flash.

Why do you think?
Look up if brought to the brink.
The answer is ever so clear.
Why do you want to work here?

Ever get that question at your sea? Of course a BS answer comes to be. But doesn't it most always come back to the money? Maybe they find asking it funny. For if you win 50 million bucks would you stay? Answer to that is usually, no way! Then it proves it is about the money in mass. Told you that was even known by my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer. 

48 comments:

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    1. T is for Tuesday
      Hope it is a fun day

      Ha I ask myself that question everyday
      the answer arrives on payday...it comes
      down to this- money- if one wants to
      survive.

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    2. T is for winner

      I mean The Winner

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    3. In response to if I win some cash would I stay
      I would leave I could honestly say..

      Would you stay?

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    4. That is the way
      Stay for the pay
      haha won a whole bunch
      I'd be gone before lunch

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    1. Good morning Hank!
      Hope the day is kind to you...

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    2. Good morning True
      Nice seeing you!

      Hank

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    3. She's quick as the Flash
      Still no cash....

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  3. After being self-employed for almost 20 years, no amount of money will tempt me to work there.

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    1. Self employed must be grand
      Sorta, maybe at your land

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  4. definitely for the darling uniforms we get to wear - NOT!

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  5. Response the Same with each Claim
    Be careful not to cause amy pain
    Asking questions
    And only to learn
    It's the money that gets the blame

    Hank

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    1. Money gets the blame
      Always more of the same

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  6. I have heard this many a time
    I even once said I want to be a mime.
    No kidding on that point
    Now, let’s blow this joint.

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    1. haha miming would be good to say
      When it came to a display

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  7. Loved my grind once upon a time
    Now I dread it like a crime
    But the monthly bills it pays
    So I will stay a few more days

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    1. Yep, bills are the reason
      As it comes about every season

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  8. Dumbos galore and a plethora too
    Sniffing too many a dumbo shoe
    Just so you know
    At the kitty cat show.

    Grrrrrrreat post
    From coast to coast!

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    1. Dumbos by the ton
      Even remake that one

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  9. Interview questions are sooo bogus.

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  10. I think we all stretch the truth a bit
    when asked questions at an interview
    basically we need the money
    that's why we want to work here honey

    betty

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    1. Yep, money is it
      No matter how much we bullshit

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  11. So dumb! Do they really think they will get some profound answer? How about this: 'Because YOU make it look like SO much fun!!!'

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    1. haha Fun times will be had
      Yep, that's why I want to work at this pad

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  12. You are SO right. I've often been asked that question, and always answered with something like "You mean, besides the fact that I need money to live?" It usually (not always) got a laugh. Sometimes I got the job, but not every time.

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    1. When I used my smart ass way
      They laughed, but no call back came to my bay

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    2. Laughing with or at
      At your mat? lol

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  13. I wonder if they want a true answer like, "Because you pay the most." lol

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    1. lol may give that a try
      Should it ever again be given a fly

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  14. orlin N cassie...another perk two bee inn a feline....we due knot hafta answerz ???? like theez...just chillax at home N watch de pennies pour in { N pennies it iz ;) ♥♥ ~~☺☺

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    1. Chillaxing away
      Sure is better at any bay

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  15. I worked at a lot of different jobs and yes for the money.
    The final job I stayed with was really very funny.
    I became a teacher; something I never dreamed of.
    It turned out to be the job I loved.

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    1. That is grand indeed
      Finding one you loved at your feed

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  16. Yes, people can really be THAT dumb. lol

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    1. haha that they can be
      Seen many at our sea

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  17. Doesn't need to be asked, the answer is obvious ~

    Reading the top comments here, entertains me, smiles !

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    1. haha entertain away
      And obvious it is at play

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  18. Why is, "I want to work here because I need a paycheck" a bad thing? What better motivator is there for responsibility than having continuous bills to pay, lolol

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    1. lol that sure is true
      Should use that at my zoo

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  19. Show Me The Money! $$$ I never took a job because I thought it would be fun. It was always about paying the bills.

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    1. Bills sure come due
      Only reason to have one at our zoo

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