Friday, July 20, 2018

Clap And Cheer When One Is Near!

One just walked by. Oh me, oh my. I'm so.....whoopdi friggin doo. Yep, that's what I am at my zoo. Oh, another just did. Pfffffffffffft to any nuts who flip their lid.

Look at me. Look at me.
I'm a star on that there TV.
Maybe YouTube, maybe the stage.
Either way, I'm all the rage.

Come, fawn, stay, look.
You may one day get in my book.
It won't be written by me.
Not a word of it will come to be.

But I'll sign the page.
I'll collect the big wage.
Wouldn't you like me to sign?
After all, I'm ever so divine.

The two seconds you see.
That gives you a woweee.
I'm just that great and admired.
But I can't stay long, I'm tired.

Tired of being me and my life.
I have all of this very hard strife.
I have to get my toenails done.
I just don't have time for any fun.

I'm such a giver to everyone and everything.
Tell my agent to give the IRS a ring.
That donation will lower my income tax.
Why else do you think I did that ad for Ex-Lax?

I can act a role written by another.
I can stand in front a camera controlled by some other.
I can sit in a chair while my make up is done.
Sigh, life is so hard for me always being under the gun.

Bend and cheer and bow as well.
I deserve it even if I can't spell.
My brains may be all in my ass.
But hey, that is what got me that screen pass.

I do nothing substantial but still you bow.
I am more sacred than some kind of cow.
I learned that in a script years ago.
Why I remember it, I don't know.

But look at me, look at me.
I'm the one worshiped by thee.
Grab my gum, my wrapper and stool.
Sell it on eBay because I'm sooooo cool.

Are you a bowing down nut? Are you in some celebrity rut? Maybe a celebrity stalker? Could be their dog walker. The only way any nuts are like that is because the little people give them the power. Take it away, many will cower. No one to worship or obey their every whim. Probably don't even know how to use each limb. Do you pretend you know each celebrity lad or lass? All because they took a screen pass? Damn, are you sure that isn't bad gas? Let it go, maybe not in an elevator, like I do with my little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

59 comments:

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    1. Aha...Got it!
      After so many bids

      Hank

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    2. Hank did you bribe Blue;)
      now he is off looking for clues
      For that magical shoe
      Haha...

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    3. Blue has his own mind
      Comes at the right time

      Hank

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    4. He comes and goes
      One never really knows

      Have a good weekend Hank!

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    5. Good morning True
      Could have been you

      Hank

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    6. Got in for the win
      Blue must be out for a spin

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    7. A great weekend
      for you too
      Truedessa Ma'am

      Hank

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    8. Blue was on the road
      Luckily not stuck like a blue toad
      Out for a spin, it's true
      So I didn't get to win a Scooby Doo...
      snack.
      Haha! I'll be back.

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    9. Hank is king once again

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    10. Yes, he is,
      Doing the King Hank biz.

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    11. Out for a spin?
      You and Angie doing sin?
      Out when in?
      Grab a fin

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    12. Yes, it's true
      Did I win a shoe?

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    13. A shoe for a win
      Rather go with sin

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  2. We're not much into those big ego humans!

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  3. What's sad is how much money they get for a book they didn't write.

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    1. Yep, pathetic as can be
      On those books I'd let the cat pee

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  4. Some actors are overpaid
    all because of adoring fans
    Look they now have maids
    and you’re broke without a plan

    Ha loook at the Kardashian’s
    what a joke, making 6.8 million in the first 5 minutes of sales...really..oh wait and now she is being sued for trademark stealing. I guess thieves are worthy of praise...not unless you are RobinHood in my book...

    She is laughing all the way to the bank, people need to take the blinders off....

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    1. People are just sheep
      They need someone to follow and go meep meep
      Or would that be baa baa
      So sad and pathetic isn't even worth a haha

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    2. Still don't know why she's a hit
      She's so full of it.

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    3. It indeed
      Blah to such crap taking seed

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    4. I'd like to see her doing an IQ test
      See who is the best....

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    5. Probably hire a fill in
      And declare it a win

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    6. Guess you're right
      Day or night

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    7. Easy as can be
      For the dumb to see

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  5. I'm stalking the cat right now

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    1. May get some cat pee
      It clumps for thee

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  6. Wildlife is all I ever stalk
    Much more fun than celebrity flock

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    1. That it is
      Just don't step where they do their biz

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  7. Celebrities never did a thing for me.

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    1. And never will
      Toss em down a hill

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    2. Except the ones who like show but not the business; the ones who don't think they're all that; the ones who actually sing live and don't playback; the ones who appreciate their fans more than their selfies :)

      Hey, wait a minute... We are famous! Kinda... no?

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    3. haha sadly there are so few of those
      Famous? Okay, strike a pose

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  8. Don't stalk here
    No time to do that I fear

    betty

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    1. Good to have no time
      For that chime

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  9. What offends me are the so-called "celebrities" who are famous for being famous, and nothing else... like the Kardashians, mentioned above.

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    1. And usually they are as dumb as a stump
      But their wallet stays plump

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    2. Just a mouth that runs
      And maybe plastic buns

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    3. Maybe as in you need to check?
      On the deck?

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    4. Check it out
      Diseases about

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  10. The worst is when they tell you how to vote.

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    1. Don't like to take a stand
      And vote because some mindless nut thinks it is grand?

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  11. Celebrities are of no interest to me. I just like good ole people. Pat you have a great week end.

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    1. The best way to be
      There at your sea

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  12. Too many people trying to be celebrities, even with no talents ~ Hope you are staying cool Pat ~

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    1. Yep, and nuts they be
      Trying to stay cool at our sea

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  13. Not interested in celebrities. Kitties are more interesting and beautiful :-)

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    1. That they are
      Even dogs beat them at any sand bar haha

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  14. You know I like Film stars and read many things about them but there are actors and then there are star sluts like the kardashiasses. They don't do much but look ever more freakier and become ever more richer. how sad. Give me the films stars of yesteryear who could be just as nuts and many liked to be adored (Joan Crawford) but they had something to show for it.

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    1. Yeah, at least they did something
      Those nuts look like a mule and a garbage can had a fling

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  15. There's not an entertainer I'd ever be giddy to meet. However, I think my GI doctor is a rock star and deserves vip treatment. I kinda worship the ground he walks on for helping me get healthy.

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    1. Did something tangible for you
      I'd worship him too

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