Sunday, July 8, 2018

Come And Shop Until You Drop!

It's a human craze. A never ending maze. Can't get out. Some may shout. Need that crap. A closet can't have a gap. Can't have space. Crap you must embrace. Where am I going? You'll catch on with this ode showing.

When words fail.
Stick to the sale.
That catches the eye.
Give colorful font a try.

Some brings cheer.
Some brings fear.
Don't say it in black.
It doesn't have the knack.

A racist sale?
That's a fail.
Don't say it in blue.
Could go boo hoo.

Say it in yellow.
It's far more mellow.
Will remind of sun.
They'll see it and think fun.

Sale! Sale! Sale!
Come hit the trail.
Our yellow font glows.
Show up in rows.

Buy! Buy! Buy!
Off the shelves it will fly.
And if you run out.
We take credit, no doubt.

Keep jobs at play.
Buy what's on display.
It keeps society rolling
Plus weight loss through strolling.

Perks of the sale.
Crap that won't fail.
At least until it does.
Then buy new, just because.

An endless stream.
Makes you beam.
Makes us rich.
So go dig a ditch.

We want every cent.
Everything must be spent.
We even have sales on urns.
Never too early before death churns.

Do you fall for the shopping forever trap? Do you need more and more crap? We take what we need and get out. Don't care if sales are about. Do you fall for the color trapping too? Or maybe some catchy tune played in front of you? So many little tricks they employ. Doesn't shopping bring you joy? We'd rather go pass some gas. It sounds way more fun to our little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

47 comments:

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    1. Late by one minute
      But still made it!

      Hank

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    2. Back to the top
      Of the crop

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    3. Hank is king again

      but for how long?

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    4. We shall see
      If Blue, True, or the Ninja Wannabe

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    5. That we'll see
      And I'll raise you a Scooby Dooweeee
      Not a toad
      On the road
      Or a chick
      On a stick
      Or a dog
      On a hog
      Or a cat
      On a mat.

      Just so you know
      At the kitty cat show.

      Game on!

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    6. No road for you
      Could make it come due

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    7. Still no win
      At your bin....
      No Bora tickets for Blue
      No snacks for Scooby Doo

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  2. It all depends what mood I'm in.
    If I "Shop To Drop".
    It brings pleasure sometimes.
    Somehow I can't stop.

    Yvonne.

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    1. That could be bad
      If spending too much at one's pad

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  3. Come and Shop Until you Drop
    Sales pitch not to be caught
    Just a hoodwink?
    Rightly it seems
    Play safe best to just avoid

    Hank

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    1. Avoidance is key
      As the pitches you see

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    1. Another shitter
      Patter pitter

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    2. P.S. Check this out: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/5409602.Brandon_Meyers/blog

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    3. Has their posts from 2017 that were had
      Does that on auto from their pad

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  5. JC Penney is always having a sale - don't fall for it!
    I will admit t-shirts keep coming into the house...

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    1. A sale every day
      So in they just randomly stray?

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  6. As soon as we buy something we need then it goes on sale!

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    1. Yep, sure seems to be the way
      Had that happen at our bay

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  7. Having worked in retail, I know a real sale from the fake ones. And there are few real ones!

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    1. Yep, ever so few
      Always trying to fool you

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  8. Not a shopper here
    So don't look at the sales
    But some are out there shopping daily
    Without any fail.

    Betty

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    1. That they are
      Driving their CC up far

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  9. I'm a bottom feeder:) When it hits the clearance rack, I'll take a look:)

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    1. haha at least you don't dumpster dive
      That would be true bottom and you might not get out alive

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  10. Some 'sales' aren't really sales. Buy 2 get one free and all three together cost more than when it's not on 'sale'. They trap you every which way.

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    1. The trap sure is there
      With money in their pocket to spare

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  11. I'm with Yvonne. Depends on the mood, but more and more I say no. well...except when it comes to books. Never can have too many. (I'm back from vacay and shall try to catch up on your older posts too)

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    1. Books sure are grand
      Hope you had a good vacay in your land

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  12. I don't have money to shop, shop, shop or buy, buy, buy.

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    1. Probably a good thing
      Don't want them all going cha-ching

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    2. Neither do we
      In the place to be

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  13. I’ve noticed some stores are having “limited time” sale all, the, time!

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    1. That they do
      Doesn't even change in view

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  14. Only when I find good clearance deals, then I stock up on things for Christmas gifts.

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    1. Good way to be
      As christmas will soon be back at each sea

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  15. 50%off might entice me to take a look, sadly, I know someone in retail and she said they often retag things before a 50% off sale so you usually only get 40% off.

    I need car for 50% off.. ok I can dream...haha

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    1. haha yep, they up the prices before they go down
      Knew that is the way across town
      Good luck with that
      Although we had 25% off once where we are at

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  16. I'm not big on shopping whether on sale or not.
    I'm mostly satisfied with what I've got.

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    1. Way to be
      Stay that way at your sea

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