Tuesday, July 3, 2018

Take The Bait Kinda Fate!


Kinda's a word.
Is it absurd?
Were you baited?
Could have been fated.

Or maybe not.
Catch my plot?
It will be caught.
By a little or a lot.

Big or small.
Short or tall.
You'll get it all.
Maybe by fall.

Now you're on task.
Put down the flask.
I didn't even have to ask.
You yanked back the mask.

Baited by mind.
Baited by a behind.
A little rhyming one.
Isn't baited fun?

Baited to stray.
Baited to say.
Baited at play.
Have a nice day.

You can't?
A worker ant?
A baited nut?
My, you're in a rut.

Baited by a cat.
How about that?
Beats a troll.
One out for a stroll.

Or maybe not.
They can't trot.
Just stay inside.
Mooch off Mommy with pride.

An idea for you.
Baited came due.
Take the bait.
Cut the hate.

Do you get baited by trolls? Baited by unreasonable goals? Baited by the poor pitiful me? Did you get baited by we? Baited sure comes into play. Maybe that is why fishing is such a fun foray. Nope, still not fun for me. Never applies when that comes to be. Baited with ideas for a new book? Take that bait without a second look. But otherwise give baited a pass. Unless maybe you were baited by a lad or lass. Then I hope you have no gas. Leave that to my snip snip little rhyming ass.

Fill your rummer, get drunk all summer.

60 comments:

  1. I can be easily baited by my wife's behind...

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    1. haha nothing wrong with that
      Where you are at

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  2. I get baited by my goals all the time. Help!

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  3. I tend to dream big. And I will never give in.

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    1. Giving in isn't the way
      At least most a day

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  4. I often get baited into taking my medicine!

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    1. That one stinks indeed
      But is needed at one's feed

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  5. I'm baited by everything. Ads. People who snark. I'm a mess.

    Teresa

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  6. Is kinda like sorta?

    Baited or fated are they related?

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  7. Baited by spam emails and phone calls, you bet.

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  8. Nope, I refuse to be baited by trolls. Their venom might burn a little, but I refuse to engage. Now curiosity? That's another story. Following the "what ifs", whether it's a possible story line or simply wanting to know more about something, curiosity is the bait that hooks me most often.

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    1. Good way to be
      Refuse and live troll free
      Curiosity can suck one in
      And take things for a spin

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  9. Take the Bait kind of Fate
    Not taken in by playing dead
    Baited into action
    Out on a mission
    Stay on top play it straight

    Hank

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  10. The internet has many troll caves

    twitter has the most caverns

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    1. Can go into a dungeon there
      Stuck and unaware

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  11. Plenty of trolls in this land,
    But they can’t bite my hand!
    Kinda is a wonderful word;
    In the dictionary it needs to be heard!

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    1. Kinda should get a win
      An do all the trolls in

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  12. There's a lot of tantalizing bait out there. Hard to ignore it sometimes, but snap it up and you're plated. I'd rather swim on by and keep searching for the right hook.

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    1. That is the best way
      Swim until you get in the right bay

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  13. Kinda sorta shoulda woulda coulda
    Fake words are bortida gaboodamooda!

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  14. New writers get baited all the time. Being older makes one much more suspicious.

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    1. Yep, the older you are in the game
      The more your suspicions flame

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  15. I guess I'm easily baited.
    I guess that means I'm faited.
    Is that a word?
    Or is it absurd?

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  16. Sometimes I get baited by unreasonable goals along the line of thinking I can accomplish more than any human, even superhuman, in a day. I'm disappointed a lot ~ LOL! I try to avoid fishing at all times ~ Just not my thing. Baiting a hook with live worms did me in. All the best to you, my rhyming friend!

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    1. lol yeah, we try and avoid that too
      Sooooooooooooo boring at our zoo

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  17. I kinda think getting baited is for the birds.

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  18. Nope, not baited much here
    That is a good thing I hear!

    betty

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  19. Kinda is a word
    That ain't absurd
    But the cat is a turd
    who dines on birds
    And comes in third
    while I'm first and you just learned
    how to take that awesome burn.

    Elsie

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    1. So you burned me?
      Is it easy to see?
      Will it get me a lass?
      Or did you just plant it on my ass?

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  20. I can't say I get baited much these days. Keeping to myself has its perks.

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  21. nope, fishing is not a fun foray ;)
    But I occasionally still get baited.. especially if the bait is shiny.

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  22. I get baited by everyday living.
    Everything seems to go wrong.
    But things could be worse I no doubt.
    So I think of a happy song.

    Yvonne./

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  23. I think I'm learning - after repeated mistakes - to resist the bad kinda bait. Or at least, when I take it, I've learned how to spit it out real fast.

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    1. haha that is good
      Spittle it out at your hood

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